Dorm Daze (2003) is billed as a film in the tradition of Animal House. It is anything but. The title, if looked at properly, is a clue. Dorms are for sleeping, and many viewers will do that. Otheres will be dazed by the stupidity and predictability of the plot. Lets cover the nudity first. Former Heffmate (April 2001) Katie Lohman is the designated T & A, and shows breasts and buns in a fantasy sequence. One other character uses a double to show breasts.
Most of the film was shot in a studio, with outside visuals done near the San Diego Zoo. It supposedly takes place in a co-ed dorm just before Christmas break. The writers go to great lengths to set up preposterous coincidences and then the punch lines are not worth the time required to set them up. Perhaps the worst news is that they are planning a sequel. I viewed the unrated version, which includes audition footage of Lohman topless. The DVD also included deleted scenes. Too bad they didn't cut much deeper, maybe 90 minutes worth. This started lame, predictable and unfunny, and went steadily down hill from there. Unlike Scoopy, who managed to sit through the entire film, I had to do something interesting every few minutes and pause the film to even get through it.
IMDb readers have this at 4.4 of 10. This is a D+ at best. Even if you like the genre, you will probably not want to see this one.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
With 0% of precincts reporting, Fox News calls 2004 Election for
Bush. Kerry expected to concede tonight
Will Smith had to tape his willy to his leg for a steamy shower
scene in I, Robot- because it's enormous.
Seinfeld - Master of the DVD domain. The first three
seasons hit DVD on November 23rd.
- I did NOT make this up. One of the best Bushisms ever!! At a
bill signing Thursday,
President Bush declared that his administration will "never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people".
Well thank heaven for that. With Bush always thinking of new ways
to harm me, and Matt Dillon starring in a new Love Bug movie, it's
gonna be one great decade!
JoBlo.com: New Line Films presents their fall preview
Did you know - in Tasmania, cattle are 'not allowed to have
The trailers for Shaun of the Dead
Here's the first look at the trailer for Surviving Christmas
: "Facing another Christmas alone, Drew Latham (Ben
Affleck) decides to go back to his idyllic childhood home to spend
the holidays with family. There is, however, one problem: the
people living there now are not Drew's family. Nevertheless, Drew
has his mind set on an old-fashioned family Christmas, and the
fact that the 'family' in question, the Valcos, are complete
strangers, isn�t about to put a crimp in his plans. Offering them
a small fortune, Drew bribes his newfound 'parents' (Tony Soprano
and Catherine O'Hara) to let him spend Christmas in their home,
pretending to be part of the family. Just when the Valcos begin to
question if any amount of money is worth being dragged all over
town on such traditional family holiday excursions as Christmas
shopping and the requisite choosing of the Christmas tree, their
eldest daughter Alicia (Christina Applegate) comes home for the
holidays, with no intention of adopting a new 'brother.'"
ASHCROFT CONSIDERING PARTIAL REINSTATEMENT OF BILL OF RIGHTS.
It would be in effect Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, like
alternate side parking
- Still no word on The Usual Suspects 2 or Blade Runner 2, but
we can take comfort in the fact that
Matt Dillon will help relaunch Disney's 'Love Bug' franchise
The Daily Show's Jon Stewart weighs in on oil prices.
The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert makes his final report from the
The Daily Show's Samantha Bee meets with "the friendly Republican"
who wants to stop the gayification of Fort Lauderdale
California Lawyer Sues Yahoo Over Message-Board Posts
- Poker: "tales from the sawdust joint".
When a guy specializes in proposition bets, he always has the odds
in his favor. Always! Great anecdote!
Today's Hand: Studying Pot Odds
Genius researchers determine that the lack of sex causes stress.
Internet Addiction will get you out of the The Finnish Army.
Although a more reliable method is to not be Finnish.
How much gold is inside Goldschlager?
- Criminal mastermind department:
Suspect Charged With Selling Drugs To Uniformed Officer In Marked
Wow, I guess it is impossible to distract those guards at
- In honor of Kevin Bacon, here are
Six Degrees of Rock Bands
Photoshop Contest to depict a modern celebrity as the model in a
piece of classic art (not photorealistic). Some of
these are absolutely brilliant.
Drinking half a bottle of wine a day can make a woman's brain work
- Yeah, I've noticed that they agree with me more after a half
a bottle. After three or four bottles, they put up no
disagreement at all.
- The bad news is that they are smarter for a shorter period
of time, when they die of cirrhosis of the liver. Life is full
of difficult choices. "The light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly,
The NFL - One smokin' team. A look at the guys with ...
um ... chronic problems.
- News from Asia:
A look inside a famous 'wife-training' school. Somebody
send this article to Guy Richie.
- News from Norway:
Norwegian prostitutes rated online: "Norwegian sex
customers are getting organized and are taking dramatic steps to
ensure that they get what they pay for. One advanced web site with
prostitute ratings and discussion groups for sex clients has 3,300
Portman to play a stripper in upcoming film.
On August 11, take your mother's advice and wear clean underwear,
because it is National Underwear Day.
George Clooney to pack on 40 pounds, shave his head, for next
Grandfatherly tycoon Reg Penny died after having sex with a
hooker. Get rich, enjoy life, die during sex. Can any
mortal ask for more during this short time we are given?
The Thames now is filled with more shit than Parliament.
Our solar system may be unique. I think they mean
"rare", not "unique", It's a little premature to say "unique", but
they have studied 120 planetary systems, and have found only giant
gaseous planets which come very close to their stars in eccentric
FILM legend Marilyn Monroe revealed all on secret tapes.
- She tried some girl-on-girl action with Joan Crawford, but
didn't like it
- She revealed that Joe Dimaggio "wasn't that interested" in
making whoopee, and that marrying him was a mistake.
Bush, Kerry visit the same town in Iowa at the same time - and
three banks are robbed in the area
Viagra helps you get up - in the mountains.
- 2004 is already Year 4 for Seattle's
FUCKING FABULOUS FILM FESTIVAL
Stephen Sommers, having set his bar at Van Helsing level, will now
produce and likely write a bad new version of FLASH GORDON as well.
A Spanish-language reality TV show is offering contestants an
unusual prize: a green card. "Win the Green" can't give
out green cards, of course. The show actually provides expensive
lawyers who specialize in immigration law. Why not give them cash?
With enough cash they can either (a) pocket the lawyers share and
bribe a judge directly, or (b) live like sultans in Mexico.
Prosecutors vow to pursue Bryant case amid signs that accuser may
withdraw. The lead prosecutor said that there might
still be some Americans who felt he was a competent human being,
and that he felt a need to dispel those misconceptions on a
English Heritage, guardian of various historic sites in Britain,
is advertising for someone to be the nation's first court jester
since 1649. The ad reads: "Must be mirthful and
prepared to work summer weekends in 2005. Must have own outfit
(with bells). Bladder on stick provided if required."
Eric Bana has dismissed reports he has signed a deal to play James
Bond. The actor was at the centre of a media frenzy
last week when sources said he had the part, but he doesn't even
want the role - and has no idea where the story has come from. In
fact, he said, 'I wouldn't do it.'
CIA calling in screenwriters and sci-fi authors as anti-terrorism
consultants. (It relates to the accusation that they
Arlo Guthrie calls the JibJab Parody of "This Land is Your Land"
an "Incredibly Wonderful Bit of Hilarity"
Lindsay Lohan says they are real - and they're spectacular.
Tom Hanks to play a Mormon polygamist
Bill Gates Gets a cream pie in the face in Brussels.
Lots of good reasons to go to Prague, most of them
involving gorgeous naked women.
Nudity in Archie comics?
The city of Topeka is looking for a city slogan.
Current suggestions that aren't likely to win include “Topeka -
you won't get a lot of unwanted relatives visiting you” and
“Topeka — not as bad as you think.” Pat Reeder of the Comedy Wire
suggested "Visit Topeka: Don't worry, you don't have to move
"What's your major?". Here's what some famous people studied as
undergraduates. The President kinda surprised me,
probably because I didn't know that Yale offered a program in
Ceramics. Seriously, did you know Lisa Kudrow majored in Biology?
- Here's the trailer and a clip from
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Silver Dollar Sam's Daily Nuggets - Murphy knows when to fold 'em.
Here's a familiar face in the Playmate Gallery - Brande Roderick,
whom we saw in a movie recently - changing her shirt in Starsky
Four free short videos from Playboy's Beach Babes!
- A few days back, we quoted Halle Berry slamming plastic
the Awful Plastic Surgery site says Halle Berry has had a nose job
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Helena Bonham Carter in
The Heart of Me.
Chick-flick, granny type, unrevealed love sub-type. Classy, but
boring as all get out. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip) .
Genevieve Waite in
.avi- zip) (.wmv - zip). Genevieve didn't have much of an acting career, but her
daughter (Bijou Phillips) may be on the verge.
A couple of
random .wmv conversions from Scoop
Maribel Verdu is one of
the sexiest actresses on the planet, and
Y Tu Mama Tambien
is a terrific flick from the director of the third Harry Potter
film. Here's a tiny flash of the extensive nudity in that film. (.wmv - zip) .
For the old timers - a
very brief flash again - this time from Barbara Carrera in Point of
Impact. (.wmv - zip).
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
GR takes a look at "The Ninth Gate". The 1999 mystery/thriller directed by Roman Polanski and starring Johnny Depp.
- Emmanuelle Seigner (aka Mrs. Polanski) goes topless.
- "Alias" co-star Lena Olin bares her bum, and it's a pretty darn good lookin' one at that. Especially since she was about 43 at the time!
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
First up, scenes from the movie "Passion Before Midnight" aka "Sex, Secrets, and Lies" (2003)
- At one time it seemed like you could turn on late night cable and be guaranteed to see Amber Newman gettin' it on. She has 18 credits in the IMDb from 1999-2000! But I guess she burned out a little, since this is her only film credit for 2003 as well as her most recent.
- Julia Parton, the ultra busty cousin of Dolly Parton showing all 3 B's and have some pseudo-sex.
- Here we see Julia Parton joined by Mindy Fisher for some mild lesbo lovin'.
- Adult film star Shayla LaVeaux delivers a triple B performance.
Next up, scenes from the erotic thriller "Lover's Concerto" (1995)
- Shelley Michelle, the "Queen of Body Doubles" gives up wonderful topless and full frontal views.
- Tammy Parks, the adult film star shows off her robo-hooters as well as her bum.
- Tammy Parks and Lisa Marie Alach get it on lesbo-style. Mostly breasts and bums here, but there is a close-up view of someone's other fun part in #2.
Last up, scenes from a couple of episodes of the new late night cable series, "Black Tie Nights".
From the episode "The Sex Sense"
- Amber France shows her breasts of course, and there is almost a glimpse of some pubes in her sex scene.
- Amy Lindsay, topless in the tub.
- Assorted views of unknown breasts and bums.
From the episode "Beauty and the Beach"
- Angela Davies showing toplessness, frontal views and brief rear nudity in a couple of sex scenes.
- Tiffany Bolton the former co-host of the Comedy Central game show "Beat the Geeks" topless, showing rear nudity and gettin' it on!
||One of the original Angels shows off one of her famous 'super-erect' nipples in scenes from the 1986 movie "Extremities".
|Señor Skin 'caps of the adult model, actress and former Pet (September 2000) showing everything...including several gyno-views that would normally only be seen by an OB/GYN. Here she is in scenes from "Aria" (2001).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
Kissing The Blarney Stone - Here's something else to blame on Bush: the
lack of lesbo action in "Catwoman." Sharon Stone told Ireland Online that
it was "a waste" to have her and Halle Berry and not show a steamy lesbian
kiss, but they couldn't because of the conservative climate in America.
She said, "That's what you get for having George Bush as president."
She promised that if Kerry wins, the DVD will have a girl-on-girl porn
Republicans dictated that there could be a cat, but no
So George W. Bush wrote the script of "Catwoman?" That explains it.
WHITE HOUSE RAKES IN THE LOOT
Hillary Says You Can Take It When You Leave - The State Department released
its annual list of gifts sent to the White House by various heads of state.
The goodies include an $8500 mantel clock, a $1500 dagger sent to
Condoleeza Rice, $95,500 worth of diamond and sapphire jewelry for Laura
Bush from a Saudi prince, Christian Dior aftershave, 300 pounds of lamb,
and two $8000 Bulgari necklaces for Barbara and Jenna Bush. The gifts are
accepted to avoid offending the givers, but they're turned over to the
Which will be smelling pretty rank in a few weeks, thanks to all that
So, note to foreign leaders: cash is much more versatile.
The necklaces for the Bush twins were from Bill Clinton...He also sent
them a case of Bud Light.
Dick Cheney suggested that all those jewels be stored in a secure,
How did they know Condoleeza wanted a dagger for Christmas?
"SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT MODEL" REALITY SHOW
The Amazing Heart Race - NBC is planning a new reality show to hunt for the
next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model. They say they're looking for more
than "fresh faces;" they're seeking a combination of beauty, athleticism
Translation: "Great big gazongas."
If you don't have personality, they can recommend a good surgeon to
Do they really need to tell us they're not just looking at the girls'