Dorm Daze (2003) is billed as a film in the tradition of Animal House. It is anything but. The title, if looked at properly, is a clue. Dorms are for sleeping, and many viewers will do that. Otheres will be dazed by the stupidity and predictability of the plot. Lets cover the nudity first. Former Heffmate (April 2001) Katie Lohman is the designated T & A, and shows breasts and buns in a fantasy sequence. One other character uses a double to show breasts.

Most of the film was shot in a studio, with outside visuals done near the San Diego Zoo. It supposedly takes place in a co-ed dorm just before Christmas break. The writers go to great lengths to set up preposterous coincidences and then the punch lines are not worth the time required to set them up. Perhaps the worst news is that they are planning a sequel. I viewed the unrated version, which includes audition footage of Lohman topless. The DVD also included deleted scenes. Too bad they didn't cut much deeper, maybe 90 minutes worth. This started lame, predictable and unfunny, and went steadily down hill from there. Unlike Scoopy, who managed to sit through the entire film, I had to do something interesting every few minutes and pause the film to even get through it.

IMDb readers have this at 4.4 of 10. This is a D+ at best. Even if you like the genre, you will probably not want to see this one.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Various

• Helena Bonham Carter in The Heart of Me. Chick-flick, granny type, unrevealed love sub-type. Classy, but boring as all get out. ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip) .

• Genevieve Waite in Joanna ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip). Genevieve didn't have much of an acting career, but her daughter (Bijou Phillips) may be on the verge.

A couple of random .wmv conversions from Scoop

• Maribel Verdu is one of the sexiest actresses on the planet, and  Y Tu Mama Tambien is a terrific flick from the director of the third Harry Potter film. Here's a tiny flash of the extensive nudity in that film. (.wmv - zip) .

• For the old timers - a very brief flash again - this time from Barbara Carrera in Point of Impact. (.wmv - zip).

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

• Emmanuelle Seigner (aka Mrs. Polanski) goes topless.
• "Alias" co-star Lena Olin bares her bum, and it's a pretty darn good lookin' one at that. Especially since she was about 43 at the time!

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

• At one time it seemed like you could turn on late night cable and be guaranteed to see Amber Newman gettin' it on. She has 18 credits in the IMDb from 1999-2000! But I guess she burned out a little, since this is her only film credit for 2003 as well as her most recent.

• Julia Parton, the ultra busty cousin of Dolly Parton showing all 3 B's and have some pseudo-sex. (1, 2)

• Here we see Julia Parton joined by Mindy Fisher for some mild lesbo lovin'.

• Adult film star Shayla LaVeaux delivers a triple B performance. (1, 2, 3)

Next up, scenes from the erotic thriller "Lover's Concerto" (1995)

• Shelley Michelle, the "Queen of Body Doubles" gives up wonderful topless and full frontal views. (1, 2, 3)

• Tammy Parks, the adult film star shows off her robo-hooters as well as her bum. (1, 2)

• Tammy Parks and Lisa Marie Alach get it on lesbo-style. Mostly breasts and bums here, but there is a close-up view of someone's other fun part in #2. (1, 2, 3)

Last up, scenes from a couple of episodes of the new late night cable series, "Black Tie Nights".

From the episode "The Sex Sense"

• Amber France shows her breasts of course, and there is almost a glimpse of some pubes in her sex scene.

• Amy Lindsay, topless in the tub.

• Assorted views of unknown breasts and bums. (1, 2)

From the episode "Beauty and the Beach"

• Angela Davies showing toplessness, frontal views and brief rear nudity in a couple of sex scenes. (1, 2)

• Tiffany Bolton the former co-host of the Comedy Central game show "Beat the Geeks" topless, showing rear nudity and gettin' it on!

POLITICAL ROUND-UP
Kissing The Blarney Stone - Here's something else to blame on Bush: the lack of lesbo action in "Catwoman." Sharon Stone told Ireland Online that it was "a waste" to have her and Halle Berry and not show a steamy lesbian kiss, but they couldn't because of the conservative climate in America. She said, "That's what you get for having George Bush as president."