Killer Sex Queens from Cyberspace

 (1998)

Easy to predict that anything made a decade ago with the word "cyberspace" in it will have the look and feel of Stone Age cave paintings. And so it is. The plot, as such, involves an online video with Danni Ashe, Glori-Anne Gilbert and Lorissa McComas stripping down to their birthday suits. Hard to recall clearly but I think the idea of nekkid babes on the web was something of a novelty back in them there days. Something embedded in the video is evil, however, and it seems to be wreaking havoc on those who watch it. Or something very much like that. So you got your intrepid reporter, your silly cops and your religious fanatics running around without clear purpose other than to chew up screen time. The movie has Jerry Springer and Larry Flynt in cameos, but its main appeal comes from Danni, Glori-Anne and Lorissa getting nekkid. To that purpose the producers of Killer Sex Queens used footage already shot for a series of videos, Hot Movies 2000, which was marketed by the same company that put KSQFC on the shelves. The only exposure shot specifically for this particular film comes from Michelle Monroe, who appears to have been a very active pornstar back in the 1990's.

The folks at IMDb give this one a 1.5 with twelve votes cast. I am inclined to be much more generous. It is self-consciously quirky, in the same way that the original Attack of the Killer Tomatoes had been, and it is no more ineptly put together than that notoriously horrible movie had been. Yet IMDb rates Killer Tomatoes a 4.1. With the extensive T & A tacked on, Killer Sex Queens probably belongs up there in that same range.

Michelle Monroe

Glori-Anne Gilbert

Danni Ashe

Lorissa McComas