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                | Wednesday |  
                | The
                        answer to yesterday's HELP! PAL capped a
                        movie named "A Kiss Goodnight".
                        We asked "Who is the woman who
                        played Missy?" Thanks to some
                        diligent visitors, the answer is Lisa
                        Engelman, who also appears in Playboy's
                        College Girls, a newsstand special from
                        February of 1993. The data came from the
                        CD version of Craig Hosoda's "The
                        Bare Facts" |  
                | New
                Releases |  
                | The rarest
                        find in this week's new DVD releases is
                        this nudity deleted from Cruel
                        Intentions. Unfortunately, although it is
                        a missing nude scene from a major
                        picture, it doesn't feature any of the
                        big stars, or even anyone who appeared in
                        the final cut. Such is life. The actress
                        is Alisha Klass, and her topless scene
                        was deleted from the theatrical release.
                        Here it is, from the DVD deleted scenes. |  
                | there isn't
                        any nudity here. It is simply a plain and
                        explicit capture of the girl/girl kissing
                        scene between Buffy and Selma Blair |  
                | the
                        lovemaking scene between Ryan Phillippe
                        and Reese Witherspoon. Although you can
                        see quite a bit of Witherspoon's
                        cleavage, It does not seem possible to
                        see any nipplage. |  
                | From the DVD
                        of "There's Something about
                        Mary", here is a hilarious outtake
                        of Cameron Diaz licking her own nipples
                        with a giant prosthetic tongue. Why do we
                        love thee, Cameron? let me count some
                        ways. We love thee because in addition to
                        your beauty, it is apparent that you also
                        possess a great and bawdy sense of humor
                        and a most healthy lustfulness, and
                        because your smile goes all the way
                        across your face like a jack-o-lantern.
                        It looks like they really had a great
                        time making this movie. In the additional
                        footage, Ben Stiller pretty much let it
                        be known that he thinks of jobs with
                        other directors as work, but working with
                        the Ferrelly brothers is play. |  
                | Matt Dillon's
                        first look at Cameron through the window. |  
                | Stiller's
                        view of Cameron on prom day from his
                        perch in the bathroom. |  
                | the nighttime
                        view of Cameron throuigh the binoculars. |  
                | more of the
                        nighttime view of Cameron throuigh the
                        binoculars. This is the frame showing the
                        most of her breast. |  
                | A few from
                        "Bordello of Blood", a long
                        theatrical episode of Tales from the
                        Crypt. When you think of actors who can
                        single-handedly save a movie, I don't
                        suppose you think of Dennis Miller, but
                        his one-liners and jaded world view
                        single-handedly turned this dreary crap
                        into a watchably funny movie. I don't
                        think anyone else in the role, not even
                        Chris Rock or Bill Murray, could have
                        brought the same comic impact. There was
                        also some nudity, featuring the sexy
                        b-movie regular Ciara Hunter. |  
                | more of Ciara
                        Hunter in "BoB" |  
                | more of Ciara
                        Hunter in "BoB" |  
                | Juliet Reagh
                        as another of the Bordello denizens |  
                | assorted
                        Bordello denizen |  
                | one more from
                        "Bordello". Woman with three
                        nipples, all pierced. The character was
                        played by Leslie Anne Phillips, but I
                        couldn't find a frame that showed her
                        face and a bare chest together. |  
                | There is no
                        dedicated Realist site. I would know if
                        there was, but Realist scans and caps are
                        introduced here, and and we have archived
                        all of them in our subscription area.
                        That's a lot of them. We have more than a
                        year of back issues of the Fun House,
                        plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes,
                        the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the
                        Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up,
                        log in, or get info |  
                | Master
                Bagger |  
                | I think the
                        most interesting contribution fom the
                        Bagger today is something that I have
                        heard of, but never seen before. Demi
                        Moore on the cover of OUI magazine, March
                        1982. |  
                | Rochelle
                        Swanson in "Hard Bounty" |  
                | Tuna |  
                | Four classy
                        collages of four very famous women from
                        Tuna today. Start it off with Jodie
                        Foster in Backtrack! |  
                | Kelly
                        McGillis in Grand Isle |  
                | Kim Basinger
                        in 9 1/2 Weeks |  
                | Sean Young in
                        Love Crimes. |  
                | More |  
                | from BFD,
                        three of Jamie Lee Curtis in 1984's
                        "Love Letters" |  
                | Jamie Lee
                        Curtis in 1984's "Love Letters" |  
                | Jamie Lee
                        Curtis in 1984's "Love Letters" |  
                | from Rookie,
                        a zillion of Mia Sara. Here she is in
                        Black Day, Blue Night. Don't write in to
                        say Rookie screwed up the lighting. he
                        didn't. It has been a characteristic of
                        Sara's career that her nude scenes are
                        shot in dim lighting. Rookie actually did
                        a good job at showing the activity
                        without distorting the images. |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Black Day, Blue Night |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Black Day, Blue Night |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Black Day, Blue Night |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Timecop |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Undertow. perhaps the best lit of her
                        scenes. Unfortunately, it was shot only
                        from the waist up, although she is
                        showering. |  
                | Mia Sara,
                        Caroline at Midnight. Many of the stars
                        of Farris Bueller's Day Off are still
                        going strong, including Ben Stein and his
                        Money. |  
                | Hendrikje
                        Fitz topless scene, from Celeblover |  
                | Leslie Malton
                        topless scene, from Celeblover |  
                | Kyra Sedgwick
                        in Pyrates, from Schatten |  
                | Salma Hayek
                        in Wild, Wild, West from Sing. Does this
                        movie take the prize for the greatest
                        waste of talent since The Betsy? It
                        features the hottest young turk in
                        Hollywood (Will Smith), possible the best
                        American actor (Kevin Kline), possibly
                        the best UK actor (Branagh), and a lot of
                        other people that are fun to watch, like
                        Salma and Frederique. I like the reruns
                        of the TV series, and I like all of these
                        performers. Maybe they ran out of budget,
                        and couldn't hire any writers. Or maybe I
                        don't like movies where technology is
                        more important than the human aspects of
                        the story. |  
                | Deborah
                        Kaufmann in Der Laden, from Slarti |  
                | Lilly
                        Tschoertner in barfub |  
                | Alley Baggett
                        as Alley Cat. I guess this is one
                        animated frame and the original upon
                        which it is based. From 'dillo |  
                | Judith
                        Godreche, naked and pregnant, from
                        l'arapawa. More from this artist
                        tomorrow. |  
                | Pets |  
                | TxCowboy did
                        the entire set of pets of the Year, from
                        1974 until the present. 1974, Patricia
                        Barrett |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1975, Avril Lund |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1976, Anneka DiLorenzo |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1977, Laura Doone, a
                        great pet and a great shortbread cookie.
                        Not a bad novel, either. |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1978, Victoria Johnson |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1979, Dominique Maure |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1980, Cheryl Rixon |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1981, Isabella Ardigo |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1982, Isabella Ardigo
                        again (can that be right?) |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1983, Corinne Alphen |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1984, Sheila Kennedy |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1985, Linda Kenton |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1986, Cody Carmack |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1987, Mindy Farrar |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1988, Patty Mullen |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1989, Ginger Miller |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1990, Stephanie Page |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1991, Simone Brigitte |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1992, Brandy |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1993, Julie Strain |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1994, Sascha Vinni |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1995, Gina LaMarca |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1996, Andi Sue Irwin |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1997, Elizabeth Ann
                        Hilden |  
                | TxCowboy,
                        Pets of the Year, 1998, Paige Summers |  |