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Tuesday
Nekkid Opera
  • DB is our man in the Royal Box, and he's back with some more opera. He clarifies in his e-mail that he's from Britain and picks up most of the naughty operas from the German satellite channels. This one was an unusual experience for him because British TV relegates all adult-themed material to time slots after 9 P.M., while this came in on the German channel early Sunday morning. Germany is my kinda country. They really know what to do with a Sunday morning. The opera is Graf Mirabeau, by Matthus, and the action takes place during the French Revolution. These first five caps feature the ladies of the evening confronting the royals
  • crowd scene. As I was writing the above, I realized that I don't know the plural of opera. Opera itself is the plural of Opus, if I remember my classics correctly. Do you say three operas or three opera, or what?
  • crowd scene
  • crowd scene
  • crowd scene
  • The Graf himself, in some lovin'.
  • more of the count
  • more of the count
  • more of the count
  • There is no dedicated DB site, but DB caps are introduced here, and we have archived all of them in our subscription area. That's a lot of them. Search for "DB" or "opera" in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues of the Fun House, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info
    • Live Nude Shakespeare
  • You think that opera was classy? Here's some Shakespeare. I did these caps from one of Scoopy's videos, but they came out so bad I didn't even sign them. The movie is called live Nude Shakespeare. The general premise is that women come up on stage two by two. One reads Shakespeare while the other strips. After every strip they have some cutaway sketches and interviews with the girls, roughly on the same sophisticated level as those sketches between the matches on the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. Made-for-video movie. Funky lighting. Camera angles like on the origianl Batman series. Filmed on videotape, probably with a home camcorder. What could be worse? At least the strip numbers featured a couple of cuties, primarily Lorissa McComas. Lorissa was also cute and pretty natural in the cutaway sketches. Her Shakespeare? Well, Shakespeare would have liked her chest, although his position on silicon is not entirely clear from his plays.
  • McComas
  • McComas
  • Amy Ballard also got naked a lot.
  • Amy Ballard
  • Amy Ballard
    • Other Realist stuff
  • Some more miscellaneous material from my scanning efforts. I think you'll like them, although my scanning is not on the level of the top guys. I think this is about the nudest Madonna has gotten since the baby. Both nipples are clearly visible.
  • You think that Madonna picture was odd? How about this one of odd Rose McGowan at the gynecologist. Scoopy often jests about her complexion, and I think she has reached new levels of whiteness here. She makes Edgar Winter look deeply tanned.
  • ...and those two look normal compared to this one of Amanda LePore eating a watermelon
  • Adriana Karembeu in the French Photo magazine
  • Kournikova dressed entirely in red. She is a beauty.
  • The next four are Rosiane Pinhiero, whom Photo magazine calls the most beautiful woman in Brazil. That may be hyperbole, but she's just fine. I think she looks most beautiful in this topless shot.
  • Rosiane Pinhiero's bottom.
  • Rosiane Pinhiero
  • Rosiane Pinhiero. This is the worst of the four photographs, but the only one with a full frontal nude.
    • Tuna
  • Tuna pretty much has his own daily section now. For a guy who just started, he's picked up this collaging very quickly, hasn't he? His effort today is Sirens, and this is Elle. If you're thinking "Elle who?", you may have the wrong page
  • Kate Fisher
  • Portia deRossi
  • Tara Fitzgerald. I vote to write Tara out of Sirens 2, and have more Portia nudity. I think it would be best if Hugh Grant returned with a new bride. Jennifer Love Hewitt would be good.
    • Graphic Response
  • GR returns with three new ones of his own. Here's Cynthia Stevenson in "Live Nude Girls", my nomination for the second most disappointing movie based on its title. First place goes to "Sex, Lies, and Videotape"
  • Juliet Stevenson in Secret Rapture
  • Rebecca DeMornay in "And God Created Woman"
    • Crow
  • ECW's Angelica pops somewhat out of her top in rasslin' activity.
  • Chevonne Duncan got topless as a guest star on The Lost World
  • Jennifer O'Dell in The Lost World. No nudity.
  • Jennifer O'Dell in The Lost World. No nudity.
  • Rachel Blakely in The Lost World. No nudity, but plenty of cleavage shots.
  • Rachel Blakely in The Lost World. No nudity.
    • More
  • Caught-celebs does Cameron Diaz in "There's Something". Kinda sorta nudity and a nice t-shirt shot.
  • Another incredibly beautiful nude of Nicole Kidman from EWS
  • Page Three girl Maria Whittaker, in a more explicit pose than Page 3 will permit.
  • One more of page three girl Maria Whittaker
  • Phillippa Forrester topless on holiday
  • Melissa Galianos in Fatal Affair, from FR
  • Naddel showing lots of cleavage, from FR
  • More of Hunziger's massive chest in max-TV, from Slarti