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>From the Mail bag

I received the following request:

"I'm looking for collages or more photos of Georgette Sanders from "Debbie Does Dallas". Do you know where I could find some? Thanks"

Debbie Does Dallas (1978) Look no further. I am always happy to revisit classic era porn. Those who have seen the film will remember the petite brunette cheerleader who never wore panties, worked at the tennis courts, and gave her friend oral support in the record shop. Here is a thorough set of her part in the film. Note that the last couple images are hard core. The full review of this film is located in the archives. If I used a 1 to 4 star system, this would be a four. It is full of attractive girls, covers many fantasies including spanking, older man/young girl, masturbation with a candle, doing it with the teacher, menage et trois, loss of virginity, orgy, has locker room and shower scenes, and does it all with more than a little humor.

Body and Soul (1981) attracted some attention when it came out because (1) it was a chance for Jayne Kennedy, sportscasting beauty queen, to try out her acting skills (2) it co-starred Muhammed Ali (3) it was a remake of a highly regarded (8.2 at IMDb) boxing film (4) it features a four way sex scene. Unfortunately, it just isn't any good, and it isn't even on DVD yet. I watched it because I wanted something from the sound track!

• Unknown
• Ola Ray (Playboy Playmate of the Month June 1980 - that issue featured doomed Playmate Dorothy Stratten - Star 80 - on the cover), Ingrid Greer, Laurie Senit

Hot Shots and Hot Shots, Part Deux were two of the spoof movies that were popular about a decade ago, and they have some funny moments, but only the briefest of nudity in the sequel, and that from a body double.

• Valeria Golino in Hot Shots (1, 2)
• Kristy Swanson in Hot Shots
• Brenda Bakke in Hot Shots, Part Deux

I thought that The Time Machine was an OK remake. Not great, but OK. It was directed by Wells' own great grandson, even though it doesn't stick very close to Wells's knitting. It is kind of a fun movie which doesn't really overstay its welcome, but I don't think I would have approved the $80 million budget. That's a lot of money to remake a mediocre movie.

• Samantha Mumba (1, 2, 3, 4)

Sad news from the mailbox

Scoop's note: we'll miss the Flemish Flash, but given a choice between eyesight and naked celebrities, ya gotta go with the eyesight.

Other news from the mailbox

Scoop:

The photographer Tony Ward noted in Friday's Fun House is NOT Madonna's ex-toyboy. He is about 47 years old, lives in Philly with his wife Sandy, and was shooting for Eurotrash mags when Madge's Tony Ward was still posing nude for swishy shutterbug Greg Gorman. Look at the photo of  "The Artist" {not the purple one} on his webpage. He's more David Hemmings or Terence Stamp than Maddy fodder.

Also,  Kathy Kersh was formerly Miss Reingold {at one time, a prestigious title} and the former wife of Vince Edwards. So Gemini Affair was hardly her lowpoint...

Celebrity Sleuth

Other crap

• Dick Cheney still dead.
• Lucy Lawless breast-feeding
• NPR picks the 100 most important American musical works of the 20th century. There are a couple of offbeat choices, like the song The Great Pretender, but in general it is an interesting and eclectic list.
• Here is a useful bookmark. An index of just about every women who has appeared in the Rabbit Hutch since 1967, when, and how much they showed.
• Here are the court documents filed against the guy accused of fixing the Olympic Ice Dancing. Personally, I think the fix was in on Curling as well.
• Lots of wet clothing and Barrymore cleavage from the set of Charlies Angels 2
• Lawmakers refuse to take polygraph tests regarding leaked classified documents. Investigators are trying to determine who leaked information to CNN about communications in Arabic about an impending attack on the United States. The communications were intercepted by the National Security Agency on Sept. 10. An intelligence source later told The Associated Press they contained the phrases, "Tomorrow is zero hour" and "The match is about to begin." No polygraph necessary. You can tell they were lying because their lips were moving.
• Does your phone number spell anything
• Can you name three companies that provided corporate jets for the Bush recount team in Florida? I can. Halliburton, Reliant, Enron. (WorldCom suspiciously absent)
• "The president is concerned about corporations in America who take advantage, set up operations outside of America, in an effort to lower their taxes," White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said just this week. "It's not illegal, but it is immoral," said Charles Grassley, the Republican chairman of the Senate Finance Committee. Oops, Harken Oil did that. White House spin doctors now trying to find a distinction between highly moral Harken's actions and other immoral companies. So far, it's based on the argument that they were too stupid to do it right, so it doesn't count!
• Noted war hero Bill Clinton, the Audie Murphy of his generation, says he will get a rifle and defend Israel if she is attacked. Israelis will sleep a little more peacefully tonight, knowing the Rotund Rambo is ready to snap into action for them.
• Dating rules for terrorists.
• Stomp Tokyo picks the top 100 Horror Movies
• Do you collect celeb mug shots? (I do). Here's Traficant.

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Carol Laure, the French Canadian actress bares a breast.
• Carol Wayne, thong, mega-cleavage and topless.
• Jamie Rose, topless.
• Kathryn Harrold, in her undies.

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Nudity is as follows:

• Tricia O'Neil: pokies in clingy wet white bathing suit.
• Carole Davis: excellent topless sunbathing
• Connie Lynn Hadden: Penthouse staple-belly also topless sunbathing
• Leslie Graves: wet see-through shirt but in dark setting
• Unknowm: showing all three B's in a rather awkward unsderwater love scene

• Bonus: Tricia O'Neil sporting a hot red-spangled bikini top in "The Gumball Rally" (1976).

"À ma soeur!" (2001) (aka "Fat Girl") is the latest controversial film by Catherine Breillat. DVD is presently only available from Hong Kong (which may have been edited).

• Anaïs Reboux: brief topless and in controversial rape scene.
• Roxane Mesquida: single breast exposure, mostly lower frontal.

Today we make a return visit to Renee Rea in "Forbidden". I found Renee to be a very attractive lady in a bad movie with a great body. I think we pretty much examine every part of that body in this series of caps.

• Renee Rea (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

Amy...topless
Chiara...topless
Lisa...a half moon
Tonya...bares her big'uns and shows her bum.

Thanks to Mr. T

A little interesting trivia about this flick from the IMDb:
"The word F*ck is used 274 times in the 90.5 minute film. That's 3.03 times per minute. Total profanities are 343 or 3.79 per minute."

"Seriously Dude, Where's My Car?" has been slated for a 2004 release. With a reported budget of $20 million, filming is currently scheduled to begin in mid-2003.