"Garage Days"

Garage Days (2002) is an Australian film that focuses on a Sidney rock band fighting for their big break, which they decide means landing the right agent. Several of the group are less than faithful about whom they sleep with, and one members girlfriend ends up pregnant. Another is a big doper. All have dead end day jobs. The key to whether or not you will enjoy this film is how much you enjoy spending time with the main characters. It was made on a shoe string budget of only $6M, but looks very good.

Natalie Jane, as a stripper, shows breasts and buns. The credits list a body double/stripper for her, but I believe the stripper was used for full speed pole work, and all the images below are really Jane. Pia Maranda, as the bass player, shows a breast in a sex scene. Yvette Duncan shows breasts after bathing in red dye #2.

IMDb readers have this at 5.7 of 10. Ebert mentioned correctly that this film is really more about the scene than about this particular band, but enjoyed it and awarded 3 stars. Throughout the entire film, we never get to hear the band play. Unfortunately, the DVD packaging ruins the surprise ending. However, as the film is really more about the scene than about the band, that is not too serious a problem. This is a C+. If it is your kind of film, it will be a fast 105 minutes.

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  • Natalie Jain (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Pia Miranda (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Yvette Duncan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Taking Lives (2004):

    I already reviewed this in depth, and spoiled it (since the explanation made no freakin' sense). Here is the comments page.

    The point of bringing it up again here is that the unrated DVD includes a longer version of the Jolie-Hawke sex scene. These clips are available in .avi format only (need latest version of DIVx). Tuna and I will have DVD collages soon.

    • Part 1 - same as in the rated version, but this is much clearer and superior quality to previous clips. avi zip, wmv zip

    • Part 2 - just a quick, but clear close-up shot of Jolie's chest. avi-zip, wmv-zip

    • Part 3 - a somewhat longer and much clearer version of Hawke mounting Jolie on the table avi-zip, wmv-zip

    • Part 4 - this is all new material which you have not seen. Hawke carries Jolie to the bed, throws her down (breasts clearly visible), and mounts her. Although this is supposed to be "unrated" material, it is a tame, bullshit sex scene since Hawke leaves all of his clothes on and pretends to take the ol' wienerwald out of his zipper instead of actually removing his pants. (If you want to see a great Jolie sex scene, rent Original Sin and check out Jolie and Banderas - now THAT was good fuckin' (avi-zip, wmv-zip)

    These collages are made from the video clips, not from the original source. (They aren't so very bad, but the DVD will kick ass in comparison.)

    • Jolie (1, 2, 3, 4)


    A few miscellaneous videos:




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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.



    • Sally Field shows her cute little booty for the one and only time in "Stay Hungry" ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip)

    • Naked Catholic High School Girls! - in The Magdalene Sisters ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip) (The avi is not recommended - there is a problem with the aspect ratio. The .wmv is OK)

    • Demi Moore shows off the breast implant techniques of our Puritan Forefathers, in The Scarlet Letter ( .avi- zip) (.wmv - zip)



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Naked Josh: episode The More the Merrier
    This week's theme is polygamy. Unfortunately Andrew Trabet showed more skin then the three female guest stars combined.

    Bliss: episode Marvellon
    Veteran actress Lynda Boyd has a lesbian sex scene with newcomer Lauren Evans.

    Hunger: episode Sin Seer
    Another edition from the Soul Snatcher collection.

    "Against Their Will: Women in Prison" (1994) (TV)
    Women-in-prison film but it's not an exploitation so there goes the obligatory communal shower scene, lesbian guards, and the hidden white slavery ring.

    "Human Cargo" (miniseries)
    This is from the first part of three parts.

    "Secret Weapons" aka Sexpionage (1985) DVD
    Hopelessly dated espionage tv movie about young Soviet women being trained to seduce American operatives. The highlight is when Linda Hamilton is forced to strip and then the rest of the female recruits afterwards. However the original R-rated cable release titled "Sexpionage" showed the Canadian extras baring their breasts but the DVD release is only PG-rated.

    Forever Knight: A More Permanent Hell
    Another episode from the tail end of season two.

    Forever Knight: The Black Buddha
    Two part season three opener.

    "The Reincarnate" (1971)
    Horror film about satanism which means an obligatory naked young female virgin is sacrificed. Stars Trudy Young who was a popular young actress in Canada during the 1960s.

    • Trudy Young: not showing much, heavy petting session.
    • Bodydub: pinch hitter for Trudy Young.

    "Jigsaw" (1999) DVD
    Grade-D direct-to-video whose only saving grace is it stars former MuchMusic VJ Erica Ehm in the raw.

    • Erica Ehm: brassiere having sex, semi-nude in shower.
    • Photo: undated photograph of a nude and pregnant Erica Ehm which made the rounds on the internet.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the clips of "xXx" co-star Asia Argento looking great and baring all in several scenes from "B. Monkey" (1998). Scoop summed it up best in his's basically a Euro-version of "True Romance".

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "The Human Stain"
    Movies with a shock surprise ending are great, but this 2003 drama/romance takes a slow road getting there, so will probably be most liked by viewers who like deep plodding character analysis.

    A well respected college professor with 35 years on the job is forced to retire when he innocently uses a word which upsets the politically correct crowd. His wife is so upset by this that she throws a brain aneurysm and dies.

    Now bitter and alone, the professor takes up with a much younger woman whose life is a mess, and is being stalked by her ex-husband, who blames her for the death of their children.

    At the very end, things come to a climax and a shocking secret about the professor is revealed. It takes a long time to get there, but overall not a bad movie if you can stand the pace, and some brief but nice nudity by both Nicole Kidman and Jacinda Barrett make it a little more interesting.

    Ashley Judd HDTV 'caps of Judd showing some cleavage on Leno.

    Christina Cindrich The model/actress and daytime soap babe ("Port Charles") showing a whole bunch of cleavage on the new FOX sit-com "Quintuplets", starring Andy Richter.

    Lori Loughlin The former "Full House" star also showing some cleavage. This time in scenes from a recent episode of the show she also co-created and co-produces on the WB, "Summerland".

    Sara Foster
    (1, 2, 3)

    The former model looking fantastic in a bikini and showing assorted partial views and blurry frontal nudity in scenes from the Owen Wilson movie, "The Big Bounce" (2004).

    Michelle Johnson Don Juan 'caps of the busty actress going full frontal in scenes from the 1984 Michael Caine movie "Blame It on Rio".

    Kristen Shaw
    (1, 2)

    Señor Skin 'caps of Shaw topless in scenes from the direct-to-vid movie "Skin Deep" (2003). Some folks may recognizer her from the short-lived ABC series "Line of Fire".