|Tuna is no longer homeless.
Thanks to Scoopy, you can now visit me on line,
learn a little about me, send feedback and
suggestions for projects, and see some additional
images at www.scoopy.net/tuna.
"The Beach" (2000)
Scoopy presented a pretty harsh review of
"The Beach" about a week ago. Now I
don't usually disagree with him, but "The
Beach" is unparalleled among films made in
the last 10 years. It will become the standard by
which bad films are measured. Scoop mentioned the
odd geography of the island where the characters
climb down from sea level, then have to jump to
the bottom of a waterfall. Of course, the lagoon
they jumped into was surrounded by cliffs. Odd
that the beach is only a few footsteps away.
Decaprio plays an American who is bored and
wants to experience something different. What he
never realizes is that it is he who is boring.
Among the high points of the film:
- The film runs for nearly two hours, yet
requires constant voice-over to cover the
ten minutes of plot.
- Dicaprio would rather play with his Game
Boy then have sex with Ledoyen.
- Despite a total lack of sunscreen, none
of these Caucasians get sunburned.
- Everything Decaprio puts in his mouth
from the jungle is a hallucinogen.
- It is filmed in scenic Bangkok, and a
tropical jungle, yet has nearly no
- Fish are easily speared in the surf by a
crowd of splashing bathers.
- They take the clothes off of Virginie
Ledoyan, who is worth seeing naked, then
shoot the scene so dark that you can't
- As if demented Thai drug growers with
automatic weapons were not villain
enough, they create the most predatory
sharks yet filmed.
- The moral seems to be that if you are
kicked out of paradise, you can always
console yourself with an IMac.
The film left me wondering if Decaprio has any
talent, or if he got a lucky role with Titanic.
He better choose his next project carefully.
Virginie Ledoyen (1,
Whole Nine Yards" (2000)
The Whole Nine Yards is the best comedy I have
seen this year. Bruce Willis is superb as a hit
man, Matthew Perry is hilarious as a meek dentist
who gets tangled up in more intrigue than he ever
thought possible, and Amanda Peet not only
provides great, well-lit exposure, but plays an
irresistible apprentice hit woman. Rather than
summarize the plot, and ruin the surprise, let me
just say that this film was the fastest 98
minutes I have spent in a long time.
Amanda Peet (1,
Really screwy exploitation movie from 1980,
also known as "Make Them Die Slowly".
Some exploitation films deserved the genre title
because they delivered nothing of what they
promised, and were pure hype. Others deserved to
be called exploitation flicks because they
delivered exactly what they promised. This one
was part of the latter category - it delivered
the goods. This movie has cannibalism,
dismemberment, mutilation, and other related
activities in abundance. It isn't heavy on
nudity, but there is some, and it's an oddball
genre flick that will hold your attention by its
Strangely enough for a crap movie of this
genre, it was filmed on location in the Amazon,
with a script that attempted some irony, a
cohesive plotline, and some multi-dimensional
character development. Now, don't get me wrong.
You won't feel inclined to compare it to
"Smiles of a Summer Night" or
"Grand Illusion", and the acting is
lame, but the film is in focus and the thing
kinda makes sense on its own terms. Warning:
probably not a good date movie, unless you're
seeing Squeaky Fromme.
Here are two reviews from people who actually
know something about this genre: (1,
Zora Kerova (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Lorraine de Selle (1, 2) unidentified but
beautiful indigenous tribeswoman with a
Signora Gioca Bene a Scopa" (Italy, 1974),
from Johnny Web and TomCat
Tomcat reports: "These are some captures
from Italian television. This channel is
scrambled in the Telepiu packet. However, it is
now a fortunate time for Europeans, subscribers
of any SECA digital packet. It is possible to
create one's own key card and open all packets
scrambled in SECA (Telepiu, Absat, CSN, Canal +,
This movie features Edwige Fenech. (1, 2,
Zylberstein from "Farinelli: il
Zentout also from "Farinelli: il
|Comments by Oz:
Kim Feeney has appeared on "The Hunger"
a few times, but I don't know what else she has
done. In this episode ("Skin Deep"),
Kim plays a lesbian who is unhappy with her life.
She is sort of dared, and then warned of the
consequences, by Kate Vernon to try something a
little different. The 'something different' is
Sarain Boylan. She is into S & M and, as you
can see in the collage, also has implants. The
funny colours and graininess are in the original
|Patricia is capped from a recent
episode of Lexx. In the first collage you see
part of what is happening - they are playing some
sort of ball game where they have to throw a ball
through a hole. It looked fairly pointless to me.
Of course, after all sport, you must have a
shower. This takes up the rest of the collages.
||From a "Fallen Angels" episode
|Comments by RoSSol:
Images from "History Is Made at Night".
here are more pics of the lovely Irčne Jacob.
This film is a real treat for those of us who
like Irčne (who wouldn't?) And it's not every
major movie star you see fully naked getting
herself wacked with the birch-switch..! And that
butt of hers is just gorgeous. And take notice:
there's even a pic for those who like her feet...
I love this girl!
|Then we have a blonde Finnish
beauty (natural, I think!) Linda Gyllenberg.
She's a 23 year old cutie who speaks Finnish with
a lovely Swedish accent. But she should consider
eating a bit more - otherwise there is a risk of
bruises for the guy doing her from behind.
||The last collage shows us a bit
of Louise Hodges (aka pornstar Louise Armani - so
seeing "more" of her isn't the
problem!) interacting with the Finnish stallion
(aren't we are so proud...) Henry the Great
If you are able to get a 4:3
TV-version of this film, it's highly recommended
compared to this widescreen version because it
shows a lot more skin, especially Irčne's lower
|Jr's Comments: The video title
for this one is "Spy Games", and it
also stars Bill Pullman, and Bruno Kirby.
According to the IMDb it is 'A romantic
suspense-comedy' about secret agents in the post
cold war world.
|From an appearance on Craig
Kilborn. No skin to speak of unfortunately.
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
|A cool find from 1969's
"Fuego". Isabel was the former Miss
Argentina in 1955 and became famous in Argentina
for her nudity. Her she is at age 40 and not
looking too shabby! If you're a fan of large
breasted, latin women...do not miss these.
are the nudity highlights: #'s 3-9 boobs
everywhere. #'s 10-12, more boobs, and some
masturbation. #'s 13-20, boobs, boobs, and more
boobs. #21 boobs, and a nice below the equator
|Sarah Jessica Parker
(1, 2, 3, 4)
|Sarah from "Sex and the
City". Links #1 and #2 are worth checking
out, even if your not a fan of the show. #1 is a
promotional pose with Sarah's co-star Chris Both
copping a feel, and #2 is a very rare glimpse of
Sarah's posterior in a soaking wet, see-thru
dress. #3 and #4 are images that precede #2 and
show some more behind the scenes action shots
from the filming of the show.
|Jenna von Oy
|An all new contributor with
'caps that are if nothing else, very unique. Here
is our first example, I am about to type words
that I never thought I would ever say in my
life....Here are vidcaps one of the co-stars of
the TV show "Blossom". Unique enough
for you? I'm not sure if these are from
"Blossom" or not. There is some
cleavage here, and according to the IMDb she did
an episode of "Unhappily Ever After",
which is probably a good guess for the source.
||Another show I never thought I would see
'caps from..."The Nanny". Nicholle
played the "teenage daughter misunderstood
by her single father". Sitcom cliche
||German TV babe, showing quite a bit of
||Best known by many on this side
of the Atlantic from her role on
"Lexx". Here she is "dancing"
on German TV. Some cleavage, plus a few upskirts
to be seen here.
|Vidcaps from "The Whole
Nine Yards". #2 is features crystal clear
||Also from "The Whole Nine Yards",
no nudity this time, just excellent head shots.
||An update from Hugo for those
who collect his scans...
File name hs079-Unknown was sent out long ago and
labeled as "unknown". Thanks to Monica
B, it turns out to be Liberty Ross - and hence
this renamed and relabeled image.
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
|Vidcaps the Italian Comedy
"Rimini,Rimini". Lot's of nudity here.
Mostly of her large, Italian breasts. #1 does
have a few frames of a quick peak down below, and
#2 is all posterior views.