You have probably heard that the NY Post dug up an old nude pictorial of Melania Trump. If not, you can read about it here (and see the pictures, of course). I didn't use them in the Funhouse because they are lightly pixilated. Now that the entire internet knows the exact date and issue of the magazine (Max; January, 1996), it is only a matter of time before the uncensored versions appear, and then they'll be here as well.

As of the time I type this, there are only LQ uncensored versions available on this video (samples below, but don't say I didn't warn you about the quality).

TV Recap

Angie Heyward delivered the Hollywood XPress segment on Naked News, 7/29

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Stephane Caillard



Mistresses is a TV series based on the life of four female friends. It was based on the UK series of the same name. I thought it went for only 3 seasons but I notice that a fourth season has just started a couple of months ago. There is no visible nakedness in the show but lots of cleavage and lingerie. The highlights are Alyssa Milano and Jes Macallan. Unfortunately, Alyssa left the series after two season. These caps are from the first season and were made in 2013.

Episode 1 Pilot

Alyssa Milano

Ashley Newbrough

Jes Macallan

Rochelle Aytes

Yunjin Kim

Episode 2 The Morning After

Alyssa Milano

Jes Macallan

Episode 3 Breaking and Entering

Alyssa Milano

Jes Macallan

Episode 4 A Kiss Is Just a Kiss?

Alyssa Milano

Yunjin Kim

Episode 5 Decisions, Decisions

Alyssa Milano

Jes Macallan

Shannyn Sossamon

Episode 7 All In

Jes Macallan

Episode 9 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Alyssa Milano

Cheyanne Cope

Danielle Litak

Episode 10 Indecent Proposals

Alyssa Milano

Jes Macallan

Jessica Cook

Yunjin Kim

Not Identified

Hell Baby


Johnny's comments:

Hell Baby is a comedy about a white couple (Rob Corddry and Leslie Bibb) who buy a 'renovator's dream' in a black neighbourhood. Also, the house is possessed by some demon which finds its way into the couple's unborn child. With the help of the Vatican and a couple of local cops, they try to stop the demon baby.

Terrible comedy, barely any laughs and most of the attempts are incredibly bad. About the only scene worth watching in the movie is the lengthy Riki Lindhome nude scene which is one of the rare slightly funny scenes.

Riki Lindhome 1080hd film clip (collages below)

The Quiet Ones


Johnny's comments:

The Quiet Ones is a British horror movie wherein an university professor (Jared Harris) invites an introverted young man (Sam Claflin) to join his assistants (Erin Richards and Rory Fleck-Byrne) in filming an experiment where the professor attempts to get rid of the spirit of a doll from a disturbed patient (Olivia Cooke). Of course, it doesn't quite go to plan and the introverted young man is having severe doubts about the experiment, so he attempts to help the patient escape.

OK horror movie, nothing you haven't seen before. Some very quick nudity from Olivia Cooke, about four frames, a total blink and miss thing that a video doesn't do justice to.

Olivia Cooke 1080hd film clip (collage below)

TV/Film Clips

Malia Obama at "Lollapalooza 2016"

Sarah Tonin in episode two of This Is England '90 (2015)

Masuimi Max and Anna Sophia Berglund in Unlucky Charms (2013) in 720p



 Tilda Swinton in Julia (2008) in 1080hd


Lindsay Lohan wardrobe malfunction