Today we had so much
variety, that I felt like an alcholic in a liquor
store. Where should I begin? So it seemed that
the best thing to do was to sort it all by
contributor. There is no order of preference. In
fact, in the Fun House, all celebrity nudes are
equal in our eyes, and so are the contributors!
and as always, we thank you for your submissions.
First up, a lesser known celeb who co-starred in
a few, 80's B-movies, and "Crocodile
Dundee", Anne Carlisle.
Since I joined Scoop
Sr. back in February, one think I can can say
with total accuracy is this, Elliffen is a master
of 'capping "Red Shoe Diaries"
episodes. Naturally of course, today I bring you
vidcaps from yet another episode,
"Jealousy". Here's Elena Zatolokina.
I guess today is
"Red Shoe Diaries from the Former Soviet
Union" day. As a follow up from yesterday,
more scans of the very lovely Irina Grigorieva,
from the episode "Farmers Daughter".
Personally, I'm waiting for them to take the
Former Soviet Union angle a little farther. I'd
like to see the next episode called "Red
Shoe Diaries: The Breadlines". Here's my
proposed plot...during the long cold winter
months, while standing in the long bread and/or
toilet paper lines, a sexy young blonde meets a
handsome American diplomat, wearing blue jeans
and chewing bubble gum, while on his way to the
American Embassy in Moscow. Her father runs a
small hardware store, but he's secretly a top dog
in the KGB, so it's totally forbidden! However,
the father uses his daughter by having her sleep
with the American, in order to gain valuable
secret information from the embassy. I figure
this provides any number of obscure places to
have forbidden, lusty sex, like offices, closets,
run down Moscow apartments etc., plus gives it
the necessary cheesy "plot" to use as
the excuse for two people to have sex on screen
every other minute. --On a side note, Some say I
watch too many crappy movies, and have excessive
free time. Maybe they're right.
|From Don Bun
Next up, Don Bun has
a few new scans of some of our favorite scream
queens. First, here's Ruby Honeycat.
Here's Kym Malin,
looking sort of scary. More recently she's been
in a few of those busty-babes-with-guns Sidaris
movies, but you may also recognize her from such
great small parts as... The naked girl playing
the piano in "Weird Science", and the
naked hostage in "Die Hard". But best
of all, (and Scoop Sr. will never let me forget
this) she was in one of the all time worst movies
ever made, "Joysticks".
Our last offering
today from Don Bun, Lorissa McComas. Well, I
guess it's been a few days since our last, almost
mandatory "Live Nude Shakespeare"
As is customary,
whenever I throw in a favorite for myself, I try
to throw one in for Scoop Sr. too. So, for Scoop,
here's Joan Severance from the movie
"Profile for Murder".
Here's Kylie Travis,
from her first movie "Eyes of the
Beholder". You may also recognize her from
her role in "Gia", and also from the
Aaron Spelling classic "Models Inc."
Helcrom is next on
our list today, and his first offering for us is
Jennifer Jason Leigh. I've never been a big fan
of hers, but these are some pretty nice vidcaps
from "Single White Female".
ALso from Helcrom
today, Demi Moore from "Striptease".
This is a nice collection of scans from her hair
More Demi Moore. This
one isn't from Helcrom, in fact I'm not sure of
the source, but it is Demi, so I guess it belongs
next in line. It's a pretty small paparazzi shot
of a topless Demi with one of her kids. Not too
|Fun House Variety
Svetlana Khorkina, by
From Lescan, a newer
contributor to the Fun House, here are a couple
of deleted scenes from "Lisa and the
Devil". The e-mail said these were
controversial when the film came out. They don't
look all that scandalous to me, but then again, I
am the son of Uncle Scoopy.
Part two of vidcaps
from "Lisa and the Devil", by Lescan.
Lina Romay. Vidcaps
from "The Sadist of Notre Dame". Sounds
like a winner!
Next in the Variety
section, Monica Bellucci, topless at the beach.