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CharmedCharmed is a TV show based on the
adventures of three sisters, The Charmed Ones. There
were four main women from a sex appeal point of view,
Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and
Rose McGowan. Kaley Cuoco spiced things up in the
eighth and final season. There was no nudity but
plenty that was very easy on the eye. These caps are
from the third season and were made in 2001.
Episode 16 Death Takes a HalliwellAlyssa Milano 
Holly Marie Combs  
Shannen Doherty 
Episode 17 PreWitchedAlyssa Milano 
Holly Marie Combs 
Shannen Doherty 
Episode 18 Sin FranciscoAlyssa Milano  Shannen Doherty 
Episode 19 The Demon Who Came in from the ColdAlyssa Milano 
Shannen Doherty 
Episode 20 Exit StrategyAlyssa Milano 
Shannen Doherty  
Episode 21 Look Who's BarkingAlyssa Milano 
Dorenda Moore 
Holly Marie Combs  Shannen Doherty 
Episode 22 All Hell Breaks LooseAlyssa Milano  Holly Marie Combs 
Shannen Doherty   
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Koma 2004 April Tung
film clip (sample below)
Haven 2004 Debbie
Bodden film clip (sample below) |
 Holly turns 60 in March, but she's still getting
nekkid. 
Many TOTAL spoilers ahead: 1. The film's first victim and Sharon Stone were both chosen as tenants by the building's owner because they looked like his mother, a semi-famous actress. It would make sense for him to be obsessed with the women, but does not make sense for the author, who had no particular connection with either of them. 2. Stone finds some hidden tapes in which the building's owner is having sex with two of the prior victims, despite his vigorous protestations to the contrary. This was obviously the logical prelude to his revelation as the killer, except that he wasn't the killer after re-writes! He was just sexually exploiting the women who were killed, and lying to Stone about it. It's just a coincidence that they were killed. 3. In the final cut of the film, we find out that Berenger is the killer because Baldwin has the first murder on one of the hidden tapes, including a conveniently clear view of Berenger's face! But if Baldwin is not the killer, why did he hide a tape proving that someone else committed the murder? Obviously, all of that set-up was written with the assumption that Stone would find the hidden tape, and it would prove that Baldwin was the murderer. In that scenario, the denouement would include her effort to inform the outside world before he could kill her. When the ending was changed to make Berenger the killer, Baldwin's prior actions made no sense. 4. The murderer wore a hood to commit the first murder - indoors; in a locked apartment; with no witnesses. Since there was no reason to hide his identity from the victim, the only possible reason for the hood would be to hide his face from the surveillance cameras. That made perfect sense in the original script when Baldwin (who knew of the cameras) was the murderer, but Berenger didn't know about the cameras, so why would he be wearing the hood? 5. Polly Walker (playing another victim who lived in the building) was killed by someone who knew she was in the stairwell at a time which could not have been predicted because it was prompted by a temporary short in the building's power supply. The building owner (Baldwin) could have known she was there because of his video hook-ups. He could have been there, waiting for her, ready to kill her. On the other hand, the author (Berenger) could not have been there waiting for her, because he had no way to know she was there or would soon be there. Only the guy with the magical omniscient video connection could know that, and therefore had to be the murderer. I have written some unkind words about some of Eszterhas's other scripts, but he's off the hook on this one. One cannot fault Eszterhas for the problems caused by the re-write. He had written all the clues correctly in the first place, and every one of them pointed to Baldwin. Before the marketing guys got involved, director Philip Noyce had shot the original Eszterhas script shot-for-shot, word-for-word. Unfortunately, Noyce and Eszterhas were told at the eleventh hour to change the ending. Given that mandate, it would not have been possible to alter every previous event which proved that the other guy did it unless the entire film had been re-written from scratch, but that possibility was considered to be off the table because an entire film was already in the can! Eszterhas did some re-writes, and there were some re-shoots to make some previous events match the revised ending, but Eszterhas was not given the latitude to re-write the entire film from scratch, so he had to cobble the details together as best he could. The result was a mess, but not one of his making. A complex murder mystery is created by an author who creates every scene knowing the solution and the details which are hidden from the reader. The solution hinges on all of the details, and all of the details hinge in turn on the fact that "x" is the correct solution. One cannot simply change the answer without changing the question. BOOK SPOILERS 1. The book has a very strong Oedipal theme, which was glossed over in the final version of the film. Not only is the evil mastermind obsessed with women who resemble his mother, but he ends up with his eyes gouged out, just like Oedipus! This is particularly appropriate since he spent all of his life staring at his surveillance monitors. 2. The movie has one of the worst endings ever. The book, on the other hand, has a very cool ending. After the killer is hauled off, still alive but sightless, the video room is sealed off by police tape, but the Sharon Stone character still has her key to the room, and she can't resist watching the hidden camera dramas! I tried to find a copy of Eszterhaz's original script to see whether he had incorporated this ending into the first version of his screenplay, but I wasn't able to find it. END BOOK SPOILERS The film had some potential to be both a thriller and a reflection on the loss of privacy in the modern high-tech world. Indeed, in its obsession with watching other people's lives, it foreshadowed the era of reality TV, especially Big Brother. Unfortunately, the final cut failed on both counts. The thriller part was spoiled by the re-writes, and the reflections on society resulted in some boring sequences in which Stone and/or Baldwin eavesdropped on the soap opera lives of random people for what seemed like interminable periods, thus making the plot not only illogical, but often unfocused and boring as well. I was watching this film with other people, and the words "Jeez this is boring" were heard frequently - the kiss of death for a "thriller." "But it is not just a thriller, but an erotic thriller," you are thinking, "perhaps the erotic elements picked up the ball when the thriller elements fumbled it?" Unfortunately not. Given the re-teaming of Eszterhas and Stone from the highly successful Basic Instinct, it was not unexpected that critics compared the eroticism in the two films, and Sliver tended to suffer in that comparison for a few reasons: 1. Sharon Stone is much more effective as the cold, calculating, sexually omnivorous killer in Basic Instinct than she is as the vulnerable, sexually repressed housewife in Sliver. 2. Basic Instinct came first, and in many ways Sliver tends to seem like a "me, too" effort. 3. Basic Instinct is filled with really hot sex scenes and plenty of clear nudity. The sex in Sliver is not as hot, not as prolific, and is either very dark or seen on a black and white TV screen within the film. The oblique, dark approach was taken out of necessity because Sharon Stone had gotten out of shape. Producer Robert Evans noted, after viewing the dailies, "You can't even shoot her ass anymore. It's too spongy. She's over already. Who'd want to fuck her anymore? Who's gonna buy their popcorn and come watching her?" He wasn't the only one aware of Sharon's flabby bum. Stone herself told Joe Eszterhas, "My ass hangs halfway to my knees. I'm pushing forty. Why didn't you write this script twenty years ago?" (The quotes come from Eszterhaz's tell-all, Hollywood Animal, pages 338-341 in the hardcover edition.) By the way, there is a good reason why the R-rated and unrated versions of this film have the same running length. They both include the exact same footage! The difference between them is that four minutes of the R-rated version have been pan-'n-scanned to obscure particularly graphic nudity and/or sexual activity. For example, the scene where Stone sits on Baldwin's lap is seen in its entirety in the unrated version, but is cropped to "head & shoulder" action in the R version. (In this particular example, neither version has any nudity.) Bottom line: Sliver does not cut the mustard as a thriller, as a comment on the decline of privacy, or as erotica. It deserved its ten Razzie nominations.
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