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"Vampire Obsession"

Vampire Obsession (2001 or 2000) is a video from the folks at Seduction Cinema. IMDB hasn't heard of it. It is a blood drinkers story. A hooker leaves her lesbian girlfriend for her nights work, and, for some reason, is looking for tricks in a graveyard. She is approached, and goes home with a woman. After sex. the woman offers her a lot of money if she will let her cut her arm and drink some blood. After that, the hooker becomes obsessed with the combination of blood drinking and hot sex. The two of them make casual meals of two more women, then the girlfriend shows up to see what happened to her friend, and is given the same treatment. So much for plot. The quality of this release is far below Seduction Cinema's usual releases. The entire film is green, much of it is shot against bright Sunlight coming through a flimsy curtain, and it was nearly impossible to find frames without motion blur.

There is, however, some good news. The film is chock full of real lesbian sex. At least, real in the sense that you see tongues licking labia. The five women in the film show everything, but I was not able to find clear bush shots of all 5. The other good news is that it is the film premier of Anoushka as the hooker, who also appeared for Seduction Cinema in Playmate of the Apes. She then moved to the UK, where she has become a major adult star, with her own Web site. Along the way, she has had a boob job. So here, we have the first film appearance, and pre surgery. Her girlfriend was played by Seduction Cinema regular Darian Caine, and the blood drinker by Jade DuBoir. The two light snacks were played by AJ Kahn and Allanah Rhodes. Frankly, although there was some hot action, I found most of the film rather boring and repetitive, and the sound track was more like recent hard core work, that is, a series of the same loud chords over and over. There was little dialogue, which was not all bad, as Anoushka's Russian accent was still very thick. The making of footage included on the DVD was more entertaining than the actual film, with the girls goofing on set. There are several good lesbian kisses. With the poor story, and the technical problems, this is a D at best. Fans of Anoushka will want to see it, however.

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  • AJ Kahn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Allanah Rhodes (1, 2)
  • Anoushka (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,)
  • Darian Caine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Jade DuBoir (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Running out of Time (1994)

    This is the highly acclaimed Spanish movie "Dias contados", on a non-anamorphic, undersaturated DVD with hard-coded subtitles that can't be turned off (and they impinge upon the viewing area, thus affecting captures). Too bad, because it is a good movie. (By the way, it looked great on my TV, but not so good on my PC. Anamorphic transfers, a must for PC viewing and capturing, don't seem to be as important for TV viewing.)

    Imanol Uribe copies Luc Besson's style so closely that you'd think it was a Besson movie if it were in French or English instead of Spanish. Like Besson's La Femme Nikita and The Professional, it is a brilliantly photographed character study of hard-core criminals and other lowlifes, which breathes life into the seedy and despicable characters. If you read about some of these characters in the newspaper, like Besson's hit man Leon, or Uribe's terrorist Antonio, neither of whom has a last name, you would think they must be soulless beasts, but these movies examine them as the complex humans they are.

    Actually, if these films stopped at showing them realistically, I would be much happier. Unfortunately, they go past realism and actually romanticize them. That  makes it difficult to remember that they are terrorists, hit men, and junkies, that the terrorist kills innocent bystanders and babies, and the junkies will all die young, ugly, and desperate. Oh, well, I guess it's just a story, and a good one at that, with an appropriate surprise ending.

    The nudity was both prolific and explicit. Note the first collage of Ruth Gabriel.


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    Graphic Response
    • Barbara Bach, full frontal nudity from the Bond Babe in scenes from the Italian movie "Ecco noi per esempio" (1977).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    Hugo has taken a temporary break from retirement and put together these fantastic collages!
    • Demi Moore, baring her big'uns, and mostly nude in a pile of money in scenes from "Indecent Proposal". (1, 2, 3)

    • Rebecca Romijn-Stamos topless and looking stunning. Or should I say that she probably looks stunning...if only the lighting had been better. Scenes from the unfortunate remake of "Rollerball".

    • Lori Heuring several great frames of Lori in her undies and about as close to breast exposure as possible without showing nipple. Actually, there may even be a slight hint of areola, but if it's there, it's not easy to see. Vidcaps from "True Blue".

    A small batch today from Scorp....

    • The ladies of "Farscape", thankfully as is tradition on Farscape, Claudia Black shows some lovely cleavage.

    • Moving on to Scorpion's Skinemax with topless, and frontal nude 'caps of Lori Jo Hendrix in "Prison Heat" (1993). I would like to thank her boob-doctor for doing an excellent job!

    • Kiwi actress Rosalind Allen has a very brief bit of breast exposure in scenes from "Pinocchio's Revenge" (1996).

    A new contributor
    Today we welcome Mister Grundy

    His first offering...three composite collages (kinda like a story board) from the Fred Olen Ray skin flick, "Masseuse" (1996)

    • Gail Harris (Her screen name for this one was "Robyn Harris"). Breasts, and a great rear view.

    • Amy Rochelle, breasts and a bit of bum in some sex scenes.

    • Monique Parent, topless and full dorsal nudity.

    A few celebs that we don't see much from these days....
    • Robin Wright in the obscure movie "Loved" (1997). The nudity takes place underwater at night. So....#1 is most likely her topless. #2 is her (in daylight) showing pokies. #3 takes us back to the pool but it is definitely her bum. (1, 2, 3)

    • DeVo points out that this is supposed to be Wrght, but is a very obvious, and poorly cast bodydouble.

    • Moving on to a quick glance at Jacqueline Bisset's nipples in scenes from "High Season".

    'Caps and comments by Hankster"

    Today we take a look at what we called in my day a "Nudie Cutie", "Madame Hollywood". We see Katie Lohman pleasing a customer by being spanked in her schoolgirl costume. Then it's on to an actress called only by the name Mia (quite attractive I thought) showing her breasts for a movie audition (nice boobs) and then working the pole in a strip club.

    • Katie Lohman (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Mia (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Halle Berry A scene from "Monster's Ball" that we have not seen before with a possible bush sighting. The shadows and action in the scene make it a little difficult to say for sure, but regardless it is new to us. I believe this is from a European version of the movie.

    Kate Fischer Most folks will remember her as 'the other siren that was not Elle or Portia' in "Sirens" (1994). Here is the Aussie actress looking great topless from Black and White magazine.

    Colette Brown The UK actress gettin' it on in a couple of scenes from the mini series, "Our Friends In The North". From behind (with partial breast and bum views), and on top (topless of course).

    Macarena Gomez
    Raquel Meroņo

    New collages by Dann. Both ladies are topless in scenes from the movie "Dagon". Meroņo looks particularly nice if you don't mind the fake movie blood. Scoop reviewed this adaptation of the H. P. Lovecraft story "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" a few days ago. It's a very good straight creature/zombie movie with creepy atmosphere. Heavy on explicit gore and T&A.

    Alette Dirkse
    (1, 2, 3)
    Nadja Hüpscher
    (1, 2)

    A few more ladies from the Dutch film "De Boekverfilming" aka "Based on the Novel" (1999), by The Night.

    Dirkse shows breasts, bush and some partial bum views during some serious sport humpin'. Hüpscher shows breasts and a hint of pubes.

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    A few more great 'caps by Applecot of Jewel in her "tight clothes with bright red bra to draw attention to her breasts" outfit from Last week's Leno.

    Athena Massey
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Plenty of breasts and rough sex in scenes from "The Unspeakable". Vidcaps by the Señor Skin.

    Liselotte Christian Vidcaps by PAL from her one and only IMDb credit, the French movie "Un homme ā ma taille" (1983). Toplessness and black lingerie pics.

    Celeb News
  • Confirmed! Cynthia Nixon's recent nudity on "Sex and the City" was a prosthetic. Last night on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" she mentioned wearing the prosthetic breasts for a baby nursing scene, and even commented about how she was surprised that people kept thinking they were real.

  • Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    For Once, They Wouldn't Be Breaking The Law - A bipartisan anti-piracy bill proposed by Rep. Howard Berman of California would allow the entertainment industry to hack into computers of people they suspect of sharing copyrighted material and crash them. Opponents say it's a major violation of privacy and would allow groups like the Church of Scientology to spy on their critics and destroy their computers.

  • Something which currently NEVER happens...
  • Scientology IS part of the entertainment industry: Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley...
  • They'd be doing it constantly, because as we all know, the entertainment industry is full of hacks.
  • The entertainment industry told Congress, "Thank you for inviting us into your living rooms!"

    "Goldmember" made $71.45 million in its opening weekend, more than the first "Austin Powers" movie's entire take, and the biggest opening of all time for a comedy

  • Unless you count "Hannibal"
  • And Austin Powers LOVES big openings, baby!
  • It's the Fat Bastard of comedy!