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"Seaside Seduction" (1998)

Seaside Seduction (1998) is another film written, directed, produced by, and staring Patrick Coppola. This is not nearly the unique masterpiece I reviewed last night, but a rather ordinary titty/mystery/crime thriller. Take Monique Parent, Belinda Carroll, a beach town, bikers, drugs, crooks, and several different law enforcement jurisdictions, make the two women strippers, throw in double cross after double cross, and stir well. Bake at 350 for 90 minutes or until done, and you have a solid genre film with lots of breasts, lots of plot twists and red herrings, and a surprise ending.

Copolla again proves that he knows how to light breasts so you can see them. The transfer is much better this time. Acting is fine, but the script covers no new ground, and the film looks like many of its ilk. Although IMDB does list it, the information is sketchy at best. This is a solid genre film, and so is a C.

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  • Belinda Carroll (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Monique Parent (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Both (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Where Angels Dance" (1994)

    In case you didn't see it yesterday, Tuna's review of "Where Angels Dance" features notes and production facts from an exclusive Funhouse interview with Patrick Coppola, who wrote, produced, directed and stared in the film.

    Check out the archives and look for the 7/29/01 edition.

  • Sleuth

    I'm sure you've been told by now that the first two pictures posted by Tomcat on 7/27 and ID'd as "Glenda Jackson from Women in Love" are actually of her female co-star, Jennie {Doctor Who and the Daleks} Linden. Jennie always struck me as a Cockney Debbie Reynolds...

    Speaking of England {Segues-R-Us}, their Big Brother TV series is very successful, and features frequent nudity {as often catalogued in the Fun House}. Ours does not...and is a bomb. Gee, help me out here...

    Anyway, apparently the live webcast of Big Brother from America on Sunday, July 8th--the last day that surfers could take in live feeds for free--the early Sunday morning web broadcast on CBS' website "permitted male and female nudity to run rampant without censoring or blocking out the footage. The feed is accessible to anyone on the Internet."

    Did any FH members capture it? And if so, let's share, shall we?


    Graphic Response
  • Catherine McCormack, in a much too brief breast exposure scene from "Shadow of the Vampire" (2000).

  • Valerie Perrine, in excellent nude scenes from the 1974 biopic about Lenny Bruce, "Lenny".

  • Jodie Fisher, very nice breasts on display in scenes from "Intimate Obsession" (1992). Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

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    Alisha Klass The former porn star showing lots of breasts, bush and doing plenty of simulated sex from the new late night cable series "Thrills".

    Jessica Lee From another episode of "Thrills". Once again, very nice full frontal nudity, plus a lot more breast action.

    Kimber Sisson Breasts, partial bum, and a hint of pubes from and episode of "Erotic Confessions".

    Landon Hall Before the nipple piercing...topless and full frontal views from "Erotic Confessions".

    Mia Zottoli Lesbo lovin' and some serious robo-hooters from "Thrills".

    Monique Parent Tons of full frontal nudity and a wide variety of phony sex scenes. But damn does this girl need a tan and new hair!

    Andrée Pelletier

    Katerine Mousseau

    "Les Mâles" (1971) is a French-Canadian comedy about some backwards woodsmen who get arrested for kidnapping the local police chief's daughter (Katerine Mousseau). After they are released from prison they discover a woodland nymph (Andrée Pelletier) whom they both bed.
  • Pelletier shows all three B's although the outdoor shots are blotchy.
  • Mousseau shows breasts and butt, nude under table.

  • Skinnydippers with 70's disco bush Three French-Canadian actresses go full frontal together in this skinnydipping scene from the movie "East End Hustle (1976). Left to right are Anne-Marie Provencher, Beverly Murray, and Andrée Pelletier.

    Shannon Tweed Shannon trying to find the little man in the tub in "The Surrogate" (1984). She's successful!

    Beth Miller Braless in a wet t-shirt which dries off in 30 seconds flat. From the very lame "Gimme an 'F'" (1984).

    Jane Sowerby Showing off her heaving bosom, legs, and a panty flash in scenes from "Ski School II" (1995).

    Gina Christian In her only acting role, Gina plays a trailer girl who is soon out of her halter top in "Death Valley" (1982).

    Cynthia Belliveau
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Annie McAuley

    Karen Wood

    Beth Gondek

    Cindy Fidler

    Susan Irvine

    Stephanie Sulik

    Kimberly Brooks

    Pig Pen Girls

    Various babes

    "Loose Screws" (1985) is another Canadian sex comedy which is a sequel to the classic "Screw Balls" (1983). Most of the actresses are obscure with the notable exception of former Miss Canada contestant and E.N.G. star Cynthia Belliveau.

    Cynthia Belliveau plays the French teacher Mona Lott and spends most of the movie in various stays of undress until the end when she finally dances topless. She acted under the name Cyd Belliveau, Cyd being an obscure abbreviation of Cynthia with Cindy being far more popular.

  • Link #1...head shots only, she looks like Fawn Hall of Ollie North fame.
  • Link #1...partial topless in shower
  • Link #1...partial topless while getting massage
  • Link #1...underwear, ooh la la!
  • Link #1...finally dancing topless at end

  • Annie McAuley: underwear only.
  • Karen Wood: topless in faux breast exam and then attacked be skeleton.
  • Beth Gondek: topless in bathtub with guy posing as girl, then topless making out on beach with same guy.
  • Cindy Fidler: also known as C.J. Fidler who now does mainly stunts. Topless in bathtub and near full frontal nudity when she gets out.
  • Susan Irvine: topless as bathtub girl behind Cindy Fidler. Partial butt after she gets out.
  • Stephanie Sulik: showing some bare breast and cleavage although that nipple may belong to a body double.
  • Kimberly Brooks: some leg and cleavage. She along with Kim Cayer also co-starred in Screwballs and Oddballs.
  • Pig Pen Girls: blatant Porky's rip-off. A bunch of women participate in a wet t-shirt contest. A half-dozen actresses are credited for this scene although only Kim Cayer in the first frame can be positively identified.
  • Various: Various topless, change room, skinny dipping, and leotard crotch scenes. The staple of the 1980s sex comedy.

  • Variety
    Amber Smith
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    More of the gorgeous supermodel topless in scenes from "Deception" aka "Starstruck" (2000).

    As Donbun mentioned a few days ago, Amber is nude in about half of this straight-to-video release. He also wasn't kidding when he said the DVD transfer was terrible! All things considered, it's still a great nude find!

    Marilyn Akin

    Marlene Clark

    Who loves ya, baby? That's right, vidcaps from a Telly Savalas movie! Scenes from 1971's "Clay Pigeon", by DeVo.

  • Marilyn Akin...all three B's in her only IMDb film credit.
  • Marlene Clark going topless. Marlene is the ex-wife of Billy Dee Williams, and co-star of other classic 70's Drive-in flicks like "Night of the Cobra Woman" (1972), "Ganja & Hess" (1972),"Enter the Dragon" (1973), "Switchblade Sisters" (1975), plus a few episodes of "Sanford and Son".

  • Tonie Perensky Showing a robo-boob and some upskirt shots from the ridiculously bad, "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre". If you really want to see Tonie topless, rent "Varsity Blues" instead and see her play the stripping teacher.

    The Nude Zodiac

    I'm not sure of the original source, or who to credit for the scans but I really like these, so thanks mystery dudes! Great photography, combined with nekkid bodies, lots of body paint, and a very clever imagination.

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  • The Funnies by Number 6
  • The accountant...
    A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:

    Dear Wife,
    I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

    When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:

    Dear Husband,
    I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. Since you are an accountant you will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.

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