• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


The trip through the years concludes with the years 2010-2012. Here's Part 3 of 3.

Balls to the Wall

No nudity in Balls to the Wall (2011). Colleen Camp (boy, has she grown out)

and Jenna Dewan are in their underwear.

Joy Gohring,

Krizia Bajos

and Melissa Molinaro look good.


Some nice side-boob by a lovely Mélanie Laurent in Beginners (2010).

Bloodrayne:  The Third Reich

Plenty of boobs on show in Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2010) by Davorka Tovilo,

Dora Lipovcan,

Natassia Malthe

and some not identified.

Katarina Brozincevic shows some cleavage

and Safiya Kaygin gets felt up.

Bong of the Dead

Bong of the Dead (2011) is a low-budget, indie zombie film. Simone Bailly is topless.

Tanzyn Ambrose and Rose Greenwood are a pair of lesbian zombies who are also topless. I couldn't work out who is who.

The Bounty Hunter

There is no nudity The Bounty Hunter (2010), although a couple of the strippers come close with some pasties.

Jennifer Aniston is her usual tease.


There is no nudity in Bridesmaids (2011) but Kristen Wiig

and Rebel Wilson are in their underwear.

More of Wiig in the DVD extras

Cougar Hunting

The nudity in Cougar Hunting (2011) is by a pendulous Melissa Wyler.

The other women are looking sexy are Jillian Murray,

Lara Flynn Boyle,

Trisha Lurie

and Vanessa Angel,

and some not identified

The Dilemma

No nudity in The Dilemma (2011) but Jennifer Connelly

and Winona Ryder look good.

Drive Angry

Christa Campbell is starkers in Drive Angry (2011),

as is an unidentified woman.

Amber Heard looks sexy, although there may be something visible.

Charlotte Ross is topless.

The Family Tree

No nudity in The Family Tree (2011) but the women are very sexy:

Brittany Robertson

Christina Hendricks

Gabrielle Anwar

Hope Davis

Madeline Zima

Selma Blair

Friends with Benefits

The nudity in Friends with Benefits (2011) comes from the rear end of Mula Kunis' body double.

and some topless models not identified.

Otherwise, Mila does look good

as does Emma Stone

Horrible Bosses

Jennifer Aniston is her usual sexy tease in Horrible Bosses (2011).

The Legend of Awesomest Maximus

Nathalie Walker is topless in The Legend of Awesomest Maximus (2011),

as are two unidentified women who prove the adage that fat women should never, ever wear g-strings.
(Although, there are a couple that look good.)

Kristanna Loken,

Sophie Monk,

and Stephanie Reibel and Sarah Mitchell look good.

Love and Other Drugs

Anne Hathaway is nicely topless in Love and Other Drugs (2010).

Jo Newman is also topless

and Christina Fandino bares her bum.

the other women look good:

Judy Greer,

Katheryn Winnick,

Maite Schwartz,

Megan Ferguson,

Nikki Deloach


We know Jessica Alba's nudity is CGI-produced in Machete (2010) so who knows what is real.

more of La Alba in the special features

Alicia Rachel Marek,

Lindsay Lohan

Scoop's note: neither of the women in the pool with Danny Trejo is Lindsay Lohan. That footage was taken from the trailer, which used to be a fake trailer until Rodriguez actually made the film.

and Mayra Leal are supposed to be topless.

Cheryl Chin,

Michelle Rodriguez

and a couple of women unidentified look good.

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) is another indie zombie movie. Maria Pallas flashes her boobs.

Scream 4

Marielle Jaffe is down to her bra in Scream 4 (2011).

Take Me Home Tonight

Angie Everhart is topless in Take Me Home Tonight (2011).

Teresa Palmer is in a bikini

and Lucy Punch looks good.

Alvin Purple


I thought it would be about time I recapped one of the iconic films in the history of film in Australia. I first capped (and watched) Alvin Purple in 2004 and boy there's a helluva lot of nudity in it. It's a bit of a culture shock to watch now as the film is incredibly sexist and bordering on troubling, particularly the plot point of a psychiatrist sending frigid women to Alvin to loosen them up, only for the incredibly sleazy psychiatrist to film it all without permission and sell them to stag parties. While Alvin Purple is very much made as a piece of entertainment, it also has an interesting take on sex and how women handle it. Sure, the term nymphomaniac gets uttered numerous times (and let's face it, only women are nymphos), but the film also looks at the burgeoning of female sexuality. Well, in between massive dollops of nudity. Overall, Alvin Purple is well worth a look, it's quite a fun film even when it becomes questionable and men don't come out of the film looking all that well, although Alvin goes about redeeming himself to the one girl he actually likes. The same can't be said of the two follow up films which are both pretty appalling, particularly the slipshod Alvin Rides Again.

It's funny, but with all the nude women in the film, the woman I liked the most in the film is Elli Maclure (as does Alvin...), who doesn't get naked in the film (although she does in The True Story in Eskimo Nell, as does Elke Neidhardt, Kris McQuade and Abigail who all appear in Alvin Purple). When I rewatched the movie recently I kept trying to think of which modern actress Elli reminds me of and I finally came up with Ashleigh Cummings, who's in the upcoming Puberty Blues TV series, both in how she looks and their voices are similar.

Over the next couple of days, I will release collages and videos from the 1974 follow up Alvin Rides Again, featuring many of the same actresses as Alvin Purple and the 1984 follow up Melvin, Son of Alvin, a film which while still in the same style, has ten further years of female sexuality to deal with.

Featuring below are videos from the recent showing of Alvin Purple on the HD channel (thank you Channel 9, if only your dramas had the same care that you give movies), sadly cut as films rated R in Australia (which Alvin Purple is) cannot play uncut on Australian TV and videos from the uncut DVD. The edits are relatively minor and only affect two videos (the Debbie Nankervis and Elke Neidhardt videos). Ah well...

All clips in 1080hd, with summary sheets or collages beneath:

Anne Pendlebury

Debbie Nankervis

Elke Neidhardt

Jacki Weaver

Kris McQuade

Lynette Curran

Shara Berriman


Christina Ricci in Bel Ami (2012) in 1080p

Natalia Tena, also in Bel Ami

Sophie de Fuerst in L'Oncle Charles (2012)

Lubna Azabal in Here (2011)


Dreama Walker in Compliance

Katrin Cartlidge, Elizabeth Berrington and Deborah MacLaren in Naked