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"Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold" (1995)
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995) is a badly acted titty flick now available on DVD. Three women are vying for centerfold of the year with a spoof of the bunnymag, complete with a letch founder. J.J. North (as Angel Grace) tries to get a leg up on the competition by taking another
beautification serum treatment. The treatment causes her to grow to 60 feet tall. The Hef character, of course, wants to exploit her. Her competition is played by Raelyn Saalman and Tammy Parks. Tammy gives a fair performance as a selfish bitch. Nikki Fritz is the best thespian in the cast as Hef's
jealous girl friend. All 4 women show robo-hooters.
This was an incredible waste of an idea. What kind of man, for instance, would it take to satisfy a 60 foot woman? The perfect put-down of the Hef character would have been to have him try it. And I am sure they could have found no end of mischief for a woman that large. IMDB readers say 3.0/10,
with may be way too high. Technically, the film is also bad. Much of the footage is supposedly photo shoots. You would think they could get little things like color saturation, contrast and focus right in idea sound stage conditions. Most of the film is slightly out of focus as well. D
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Nicole Kidman, breast and bum exposure from her American movie debut in "Dead Calm" (1989).
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Valérie Kaprisky showing all three B's in a variety of scenes from "La Femme publique" (1984)
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Lorri Bagley very nice breast exposure in scenes from "Trick" (1999).
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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Zenguru returns with his Fashion Runway Report. Today featuring 5 excellent collages of Brazilian Supermodels. Each showing some very nice see-thru nipple exposure.
Ana-Claudia Michels
Jeisa Chiminazzo
Mariana Weickert
Renata Maciel
Alessandra Ambrosio
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| Kim Cattrall
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From last week's episode of "Sex and the City"...Lots of sport humping and masturbation, but pokies only when it comes to skin.
| Lynn Whitfield
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Excellent 'caps with Lynn in the lead role from "The Josephine Baker Story". Plenty of breast exposure, plus some leg and partial bum views.
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Topless in a love scene from "The End Of The Affair".
| | Robin Tunney |
Mega-cleavage in scenes from "Montana" (1998).
| | Rosie Perez |
Brief nipple exposure as she milks herself in scenes from "The 24 Hour Woman" (1999).
| | Variety
| | Amber Smith |
A great find by Donbun! Amber looking fantastic topless in scenes from "Deception" aka "Starstruck" (2000).
According to Don, this straight-to-video release is rated NC-17, and Amber is nude in over half the film!
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Looking pretty good mostly naked on the pages of the UK edition of the September Maxim. Great scans by nmd.
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An excellent, topless scan of the supermodel, from the April issue of Black and White magazine, by Artisane.
| | Jennifer MacDonald |
Brief breast exposure in a love scene from "Campfire Tales" (1997).
| | Helena Bonham Carter |
Vidcaps by Watty of Helena topless, but looking pretty freaky in scenes from "Getting It Right" (1989).
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Thanks to Pat Reeder at the Comedy Wire for pointing this one out to us...
From the NY Post, Page Six:
BIGGER, BETTER
THERE is life after Mickey ("Barfly") Rourke. Carre Otis, the actor's ex-wife, will be back on newsstands in September on the cover of Mode magazine. Having put on a few pounds and gotten her curves even curvier, "she called us and said, ‘I want to be a Mode girl,' " confided one editor
of the glossy monthly for plus-sized women. The editor promised, "You will drool!"
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World Women's Conference
At the 1997 World Women's Conference, the first speaker, a woman from England stood and spoke..."At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.
The second speaker, an American stood next: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered.
The third speaker, a woman from Ireland then stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
The elderly man...
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his young wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
The Confession
A priest is sitting in his confessional, and hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen.
The old man begins...Father, I'm seventy-nine years old, I've been married to the same women for fifty years, and I've always been faithful. Then yesterday I made mad, passionate love to a pair of eighteen year old twins.
The Priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
"Never-I'm Jewish." The old man replies.
The Priest is puzzled then asks, "So why did you come here today to tell me this?"
Old man says, "I'm telling everybody!"
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