Friday


Joint Body


(2012)

I didn't watch it, except in fast forward. Life's too short to watch ugly movies.

Basic idea:

Guy gets out of stir, falls in love with a stripper, has to go back on the wrong side of the law in order to protect her from somebody.

These 1280x720 clips of Alicia Witt and the caps below are taken directly from the disc, and are a significant upgrade from the others you have seen.





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.










 


Blood and Concrete

1991

1080p clip of Jennifer Beals














The trip through the years concludes with the years 2010-2012. Here's Part 2 of 3.

Cougars, Inc.


There are a number of topless women in Cougars, Inc. (2011) including Catalina Rodriguez,



Keyonna Patterson,



Maia Swift



and Rebekah Chaney.



The rest of the women are in various stages of dress: Denise Richards,



Kathryn Morris,




Rebecca Mader,



Sarah Hyland



 and some not identified.





A Good Old Fashioned Orgy


For the depiction of an orgy, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011) doesn't show a lot of visible nudity by the lead actresses.

Dee Dee Rescher



and some unidentified women are topless.



 Lake Bell




and Lindsay Sloane bare their bum, but it could be a body double.




The rest are very sexy:

Angela Sarafyan



Leslie Bibb



Lin Shaye



Lucy Punch



Michelle Borth









Just Go with It


No nudity in Just Go with It (2011) but plenty of sexy good-looking women:

Brooklyn Decker




Jennifer Aniston





Julia Lea Wolov



Nicole Kidman



A couple not identified





Stripperland


Stripperland (2011) is yet another indie zombie movie - this time the zombies also strip.
Despite this, only a couple of unidentified women are topless in the movie




or the DVD extras.





Most of the rest are partially dressed in bikinis. The women are:

Ashley Hensel (DVD Extras)



Blue (DVD Extras)



Ileana Herrin



Lilith Eve (DVD Extras)



Lises (DVD Extras)



Maren McGuire



Mercedes (DVD Extras)



Shel Bailey



Shel Bailey in the DVD extras













Swerve

(2012)

Swerve is an Australian noir thriller set in and around a small town in the middle of nowhere. Colin (David Lyons) is driving to a job interview when he passes Jina (Emma Booth) making a quick getaway from somewhere when a car from the opposite direction plows into Jina. Jina is a little shaken up, but when Colin goes to the other car, the driver is dead and there's a briefcase with a helluva lot of money in it. Colin does the right thing and hands in the money to local copper Frank (Jason Clarke). Colin's car is a bit messed up, so Frank offers to let him stay at his house as the local motel is full up. When they get to Frank's house, he introduces Colin to his wife, Jina. And she's very unhappily married by the looks of it. Also in town is a mob hard man (Travis McMahon), who wants the money while Jina's boss Sam (Vince Colosimo) is also acting mighty suspicious when he's not hitting on Jina. The hard man eventually gets to Frank and knocks him out, but can't find the money because Frank wants it all for his own and has hidden it. Frank wakes up to see his wife looking to runaway again, this time with Colin, so he strangles Jina almost to death. Colin gets there in time and strikes Frank, hard enough to kill him. Jina suggests that they get rid of the body down an abandoned mine shaft, one she seems mighty familiar with. But, it ain't over yet...

A wildly erratic thriller from Craig Lahiff (who has a long line of thrillers to his name including the very good Fever and the truly awful two shot of Strangers and Ebbtide), that has its moments particularly early on, but is let down by a preposterous final act where one character turns into Superman. Also, characters seem to be one step ahead of everyone else which seems even more ridiculous when they come undone so easily. It's not all bad as the setup is fine and the characters are solid, but it execution is a real worry. But, I'll watch Emma Booth in anything, so yeah... (where's Hippie Hippie Shake?)

Emma Booth film clip

(Scoop's note: this one is an upgrade from the ones we have seen)

 









CLIPS

Jade Dornfield in Alyce (2011) in 1080p





Pics/Collages

Bar Refaeli



Brandy Grace in The Girl from the Naked Eye (2012)



Gina Jackson in The Girl from the Naked Eye



Elizabeth McDonald in The Girl from the Naked Eye



Angela Valentine in The Girl from the Naked Eye



Shanyn Leigh in 4:44 - Last Day on Earth (2012)


 

Stephanie Ann Smith in Under Lock and Key (1995)



Mary Tamm in Tales that Witness Madness (1973)