It isn't that appealing to be a
rebel in the film business, because the primary
thing to revolt against is not incompetence, but
artificiality. Hollywood movies pack an unrealistic
amount of larger than-life-events and improbable
plot twists into a short time frame, and the
characters speak in "zingers" and clever one-liners
that real people would never think of in
life-threatening situations. I'm not defending those
things, but simply noting that when you decide to
reject them you don't have a lot left to work with.
The opposite is to have movies reflect real life, in
which nothing "cinematic" is likely to happen for
years, people speak in trite everyday phrases
and most quotidian humor consists of repeating catch
phrases until they become clichés. Real-life "plot
developments" - changes in jobs or lovers, deaths of
people you know, arrests - come around very rarely.
In the movies everyone is a cop or a crook or a
vampire, or works in some glamorous business like
advertising or show business. In real life everyone
is an associate sales representative or a webmaster.
A film of my life would not be very exciting. It
consists of typing. In all my life I've never seen a
big explosion, never held a gun, never lost anyone
close to me in a violent or suspicious way, never
been swindled out of any insurance money, and so
forth. Where's the movie?
The nature of reality has been a major obstacle for
the development of a real independent film movement.
If you want to reject convention and artifice, the
alternative is reality, but most of the time reality
is tedious, even if you choose to portray the lives
of cops and junkies. The cops I know spend most of
their time filling out forms and parked in their
cars waiting for something to happen. The junkies I
have known spent almost all of their time nodding
out. Reality is not especially spectator-friendly.
Of course, that doesn't stop some filmmakers from
portraying it. Remember Andy Warhol's films back in
the sixties? One of his classics was an eight-hour
fixed view of the Empire State building in real
time. There's your reality! Today's Warhols are a
coterie of do-it-yourself filmmakers who make the
rounds at some of the more underground film
festivals like Slamdance and SXSW, and are loosely
bound under the rubric of "mumblecore."
Here's how to make a mumblecore film: come up with a
very basic outline of how you might spend your
summer, or how you spent last summer. Get some
friends to play the characters in that scenario:
your boss, some co-workers, other acquaintances. Do
NOT write out a script or any dialogue. Gather your
friends together in an apartment with a digital
camera and "role-play" various situations, using
your kitchen as the office break room, your bedroom
as the bedroom, your pool and a nearby park for the
outdoor scenes. All the words will be improvised. It
is unlikely that you'll come up with much that's
interesting in this manner, unless one of your
friends is Robin Williams, but just shoot a lot of
footage. Unlike film, video is cheap. Some of your
scenes will be better than others, so you can throw
away the worst material and use the better stuff to
string a movie together. Do not add non-diegetic
sound or special effects. Go with reality. The
result will probably not be either funny or
dramatic, and it will certainly not be either
artistic or entertaining, but it will reflect real
life in ways that Hollywood never does, for better
or for worse.
If you've been paying attention, you realize that
mumblecore films are not very different from the
home movies that your dad makes on family holidays.
All well and good. Sometimes your dad comes up with
some great stuff and it can be a lot of fun to watch
those films. Most people watch them twice - once
shortly after they are made, and then again many
years later to laugh and reminisce and see how
everyone aged. But the market for your dad's home
movies is very small indeed, basically restricted to
people in the films and others who know them. The
same is true of a mumblecore film. If you know the
people involved in making the film, you will
probably enjoy seeing what they came up with.
Otherwise, there are way better ways to pass 90
routine minutes of your life than to watch some
random strangers pass 90 routine minutes of their
lives.
Hannah Takes the Stairs is a mumblecore film. For
all I know it may be the Citizen Kane of mumblecore.
A woman just out of college has a job and a
boyfriend. She breaks up with the boyfriend and
takes up with first one, then another co-worker. She
settles (temporarily, we presume) with one guy
because both of them enjoy playing the trumpet
poorly.
They play the trumpet together while they are naked in
the bathtub.