Monday

 

#1 Cheerleader Camp

2010

Two straight guys find themselves lucky enough to be the maintenance workers at the summer cheerleading camp. Even more fortunate for them is the fact that there is only one other straight guy there, amidst numerous sexy young cheerleaders training for the big competition at the end of the summer.

One of the two guys, a former top gymnast who had choked under pressure at a big meet, falls for the cute mascot for the nicest group of girls. Well, wouldn't you know it, but the team has some problems, several girls have to quit, and the only way they can compete is if the mascot and the failed gymnast can become top cheerleaders in record time. Who could have anticipated that plot? Needless to say, the two of them are also falling for one another, albeit slowly, since various circumstances had originally convinced the mascot girl that the gymnast guy was gay.

I guess you could say that this is the low-budget, soft-core R version of Fired Up. It follows a very similar general plotline to that earlier film, right down to some small details like the underdog team needing some muscle for the final competition, thus requiring the male lead to choose cheerleading over his own sport!

There's not an original moment in the film, unless you count as original the fact that the horny virginal guy screws a watermelon instead of an apple pie. Every plot point is completely predictable, every comic set piece is by-the-numbers, every role comes from the teensploitation stock character list, and every joke could have been created and delivered by your tipsy Uncle Dwight at your cousin's bachelor party.

On the other hand ...

The film doesn't cheat on the nudity. The film's major characters show their breasts, and there is plenty of additional flesh provided by the opening credits and a few minutes in a strip club.

 

"Hung"

2010, s2, 34

Last night's Hung featured a long and eccentric sex HD scene between Tom Jane and Mageina Tovah. Good scene. Mageina showed the whole front side, pubes and all. Pubes? Do women still have those?

 

Other cable

No female nudity on either Entourage or True Blood. Entourage offered a brief glimpse of a woman in a thong. She was just serving drinks at a party in Mexico, and was unidentified.

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spirit

(2008)

Eva Mendes film clip in 1080p! Samples below.

 

 

Eloïse's Lover

(2009, in the Catalan language)

Johnny's comments

"Eloïse is about a university student Àsia (Diana Gómez), who is hit by a car and is in a coma in hospital. We go back a while and see Àsia who is a star student and just got her first boyfriend, then one day she sees an ad for an artist's model and decides to go for it. It turns out the artist is Eloïse (Ariadna Cabrol), the 'freak' who her friends tease. After early apprehension, she gives in and becomes friends with her and then those strange feelings begin. Next thing you know, they've spent a rainy night together. Nothing really new here, but still a fairly solid romantic drama. Ah, lesbian dramas, where would I be without them?"

Diana Gomez and Ariadna Cabrol film clips (big download)

 

The collages are below:

Gomez

Cabrol

 

 

Pics

Adrienne Curry shows up at Comic-Con in a Princess Leia outfit

Aviva Beresin in Ilona and Kurti

 

Alice Braga in Only God Knows

 

Erin Wasson

Kate Ashfield

Lydia Hearst

Lily Donaldson

Madisyn Ritland

Minnie Driver

Peaches Geldof

Renee Lacombe

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

more Paris Hilton

More Paris, but not nekkid this time

 

Lucia Jimenez in Jugar a Matar

 

Clips

Isabelle Adjani in L'ete meurtrier

Maria Machado in L'ete meurtrier

The women of Shampoo: Julie Christie, Sharon Kelly, Lee Grant

Tereza Srbova in Eastern Promises in HD

Renee Pornero in Bordello Exposed (big download, sample below)

Natalia Woerner in The Pillars Of The Earth, s1e2, in 720p (sample below)