Tuna wrote on Wednesday:

"They are still trying to adjust my medication. My heart rate is stable, and the trick is to reduce medications to get rid of my dizziness and fatigue without having the heart rate climb. I will be on disability for some or all of August, and they are contemplating a cardio-covert, and angiogram, a sleep study, and who knows what else. I asked him outright if this was as good as it gets. He said it was possible, but he hoped not."

 If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is

Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Already wrote about it at length. Probably excessive length. Here's the review.


Warm Summer Rain (1989)

How long ago did DVD start to propagate through popular consumer electronics? Must be close to ten years now. That's how long we've been waiting for this mofo. There are no special features (as if we care), but the MGM team did a nice job on the transfer, and included both a widescreen and a full-frame full screen version, which is exactly the combination we want. MGM has made that their standard procedure, and I hope to hell they keep doin' it that way!

It is a high water mark for nudity in Kelly Lynch's career. (And, geez, did she spend some time in the gym getting her shape toned up for this mother! She looks mahvelous.) It also represents a standard of nudity for mainstream American performers that we may never see again. Look at the collages, you'll see what I mean. There is very little of Kelly Lynch or Barry Tubb left unexposed.

The nudity, in a word, is terrific!

As for the movie - that is a more complicated issue. Read the complete review here.

Various Kelly Lynch collages

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

"The Getaway"
Today we took the Time Machine back to 1994 for a look at remake of the 1972 Steve McQueen movie. This an action-adventure flick stars Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin playing a modern day Bonnie & Clyde.

We have Kim Basinger showing some boobs and even a little quick flash of bush while making love with her husband in between all the gunfire.

We also have a couple of quick shots with Jennifer Tilly showing some far off boobage and panty peeks.

"The Business of Strangers"
On the way back home we made a quick stop in 2001. There's no nudity here, but Julia Stiles some leg and cleavage and Stockard Channing also shows a little leg..

Julia Stiles

Stockard Channing

Crimson Ghost
The one and only Amber Smith baring breasts and a bit of pubes as she gets it on in couple of scenes from an episode of "Red Shoe Diaries".

Diane Lane looking very lovely while topless (and delivering an Oscar nominated performance) in scenes from "Unfaithful".

"Free Enterprise" babe Audie England going topless and showing a bit of bush in scenes from another episode of the softcore series "Red Shoe Diaries"

Sherilyn Fenn looking fantastic in this topless scene from 1993's "Boxing Helena"

Halle Berry stuffed into tight leather and showing a lot of cleavage!

There is nothing wrong with that! The only downside was that the Ghost had to sit through "Catwoman".

Skinemax babe Flower Edwards bares breasts and pubes as she gets it on with a couple of different dudes in a variety of scenes from "Deviant Desires" (2002).

'Caps and comments by Dann:

Don't mistake this 2004 Sci-Fi/Horror film for Cujo, because it's different, and in some ways better. If anything, think canine Terminator.

In 2018, people's movements are drastically restricted, and enforcement is left to a group called Zone Control. Running this happy group is a nasty little man with a Rottweiler that has been restored after being severely beaten as a pup. As a result, the dog is now half robot, and really mean.

When a young couple are caught in the wrong zone without papers, the girl buys their freedom by having sex with the Zone Control director. Afterwards, he goes back on his word, and the young man is imprisoned. He is savagely beaten, and can't remember what happened to the girl.

When he escapes, he immediately starts to search for the girl, but he has a problem.....Zone Control is chasing him, and the chase is being lead by the robotic Rottweiler.

Interesting and well done Sci-Fi has some nice little twists at the end, which overcomes some unavoidable predictability.

Paulina Galvez

'Caps and comments by Striplight:

I recently got hold of a copy of some of the short films in the Serie Galante set. Here are a few quick 'caps to kick things off (I have copies of the first 14 films, so more to follow...)

First up we have Clara Bellar in "Night Angels". She breaks into a clothes store to get out of the snow. She tries some stuff on, of course, as you do. She's lovely, been in some mainstream stuff since I think.

Then there's Louka Morand in "Fly Lady Fly" She chases after a frankly bogus looking butterfly. She loses her clothes as she does so.

Bringing up the rear is Maeva Lefebvre. A piano tuner going about his job notices that a painting of the lady of the house appears to be alive. And that in the picture she's taking her clothes off. Fantastic stuff of course, but you wouldn’t want that to happen with a painting of your Gran now would you...

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Other Crap
New releases bomb. Wonka and The Wedding Crashers hold 1-2.
  • It was a very weak Friday, with the Top 12 pulling in only $40 million, down substantially from last week's $50 million.
  • The best success story of the weekend so far is Wedding Crashers, which took in 7.6 million on Friday - 19% of the Top 12's total - that's only a hair less than the 21% it took in last Friday.
  • The four new releases took in only 14 million combined!
  • The Island took in less per screen than the penguin movie.

An art gallery director claims she was fired because she talked to The Daily Show.

Spoof of Bush administration wins the Faux Faulkner Contest. Likening President Bush to the 'idiot' in 'The Sound and the Fury' was the trick to winning this year's Faulkner write-alike contest. In a parallel contest, they also choose a Faux-Hemingway winner.

Love-struck Kenyan offers Bill Clinton 20 head of cattle and 40 goats for the hand of his daughter in marriage. That is a hell of an offer. Twenty cows is enough to feed Kenya. Make me the same offer, and you can have my daughter, a toaster oven (never used), and my extra copy of "Not Another Teen Movie." (Sorry, dude. No Kiswahili subtitles.)

British Columbian raps 'Canterbury Tales'. Oh, that Chaucer was one BA-A-A-D ass hip-hoppin' varlet, yo.

Arab-American Wrestler Taken Off Show

Lance clinches #7


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Nostalgia: The Petersen Automotive Museum in downtown Los Angeles has a display on the history of children's pedal cars. This page was created by an independent webmaster from pictures he took at the museum and some others from his own collection. Special thanks for all the work he put into this memory-jogging project.

Hurry! You still have time. "The third annual Paul Reubens Day will be held on Saturday July 23rd, 2005 in San Francisco, California."

B-Movies, Swap Meet, Parade Highlight Utah Film Fest

  • "The Bicknell International Film Festival screens B-movies, those campy films that can be so bad they're good."

21st century cave life

Latino Review has a stills gallery for David Cronenberg's A History of Violence

Dark Horizons Exclusive: "Superman Returns" Final Logo Artwork

"A German lifestyle magazine has come under fire after it gave readers the chance to go to brothels for free."

Here's an Aeon Flux clip called Jail Break.

  • Based on the MTV animated series created by Peter Chung, "Aeon Flux" is set 400 years in the future, when disease has wiped out the majority of the earth's population except for one walled, protected city-state, Bregna, ruled by a congress of scientists. The story centers on Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron), the top operative in the underground 'Monican' rebellion - led by The Handler (Frances McDormand). When Aeon is sent on a mission to kill a government leader, she uncovers a world of secrets.

The trailer for The Constant Gardener

  • "Based on the best-selling John le Carre novel and from the Academy Award-nominated director of 'City of God.' In a remote area of Northern Kenya, activist Tessa Quayle (Rachel Weisz) is found brutally murdered. Tessa's companion, a doctor, appears to have fled the scene, and the evidence points to a crime of passion. Members of the British High Commission in Nairobi assume that Tessa's widower, their mild-mannered and unambitious colleague Justin Quayle (Ralph Fiennes), will leave the matter to them. They could not be more wrong."

The trailer for Rumor Has It: "The film is about a young woman (Jen Aniston) who puts her marriage plans on the shelf so she can return home to Pasadena and unravel family secrets. She has discovered that the 1967 film 'The Graduate' was probably based on her family, her grandmother (Shirley MacLaine) was Mrs. Robinson and she doesn't know her real father."


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