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Tuna Talks Virus/Worm

I continue to receive copies of the W32SirCam virus from Funhouse members. There are several aspects of the virus that are unusual, which is the reason for this tirade. First, it searches your entire computer and, if you have one, network for e-mail addresses. Second, it has its own SMTP server built in. Third, it mails some random personal document from your computer to all of the e-mail addresses it harvests. After sending several thousand e-mails, it will become dormant, but may totally fill your C drive. Then, on October 16, 2001, there is a 1 in 20 chance that it will come to life and erase your C drive. ISPs will not be able to block this one at the server, as it has a random Subject line, and a random attachment name. Do not open any attachment, even if it is from someone you know, until you check with them to make sure they sent it, and the file name is correct.

Jr. adds....A quick although NOT 100% effective way to monitor your attachments is to check the file extensions. The W32SirCam virus/worm adds a second file extension to the attachment for example..."scoopy.jpg.com". Some of the common W32SirCam file extensions I've seen so far are .com .lnk .pif.

Symantec has upgraded this booger to a danger level of 4 (out of 5) and it's only been out there for about a week. I am currently getting around 50 copies a day, many from Fun House members, so please check your systems!

Tuna answers a few viewer requests

  • As requested...Katie Holmes thong view from "The Gift"

    Madonna - Sex Video

    How could a humble fish refuse a suggestion from Master Sleuth? Here are several treatments of the same collage from the images Sleuth mentioned last night.

  • Madonna (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "Please Don't Eat My Mother " (1972)

    Please Don't Eat My Mother (1972) is a Harry Novak production meant as a sex farce spoof of Corman's Little Shop of Horrors. It was directed by Carl Monson, who also played two cameo roles. They hired a few SAG (union) players for this film, paid a small fortune to get model Alice Fredlund to appear as a hooker, and Rene Bond had lots of screen time to show off her new boobs. Seems she went to Novak and ask him if he would give her lots of screen time if she had a boob job. He replied that, not only would he give her major roles, but he would loan her the money for the surgery. Scoopy summarized the plot in his usual excellent manor in a review which is on the Scoopy.com site.

    The DVD included a feature length commentary with Novak. While he is not the most charismatic producer I have heard interviewed, he certainly knows the business. Films like Please Don't Eat My Mother stretched the soft-core envelope pretty hard. Novak never submitted to MPAA for a rating, and got away with it. He labeled all of his films "Restricted Admissions." All of the actresses showed everything. Hopefully, Master Sleuth will be able to identify the two unknowns. Unknown two was married in real life to her opposite in the film.

    I included some enlarged wallpaper images at 1024x768 of Bond and Fedlund with no logos, text or borders, as the DVD quality supported this much enlargement. Hope you enjoy this massive project.

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  • Alice Fredlun (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Rene Bond
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)

  • Unknown #1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

  • Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

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  • Alice Fredlund Wallpaper (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Rene Bond Wallpaper (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

  • Brainscan
    Good to see the Sleuth is back in town. In the Funhouse of May 15, 01 he offered the following advice regarding paparazzi pics resembling Jennifer Jason Leigh. Quoth he: "Definitely NOT Jennifer Jason Leigh...while breast size often changes, nipple shape doesn't {The Tao of Sleuth, Item 5}." Tao, Prime Directive: six of one, half dozen of the other.

    Sooo, I sent along the Amy Lynn scans a while back because:

  • 1) she definitely had the best boob job.... ever;
  • 2) the before and after images of Amy do most decidedly violate the Tao of Sleuth, Item 5. She had pokies, now she has mega-puffies.

    And man I am NOT complaining, not one little bit: Amy Lynn is a honey. My only purpose in raising all this: I want to believe those paparazzi pics are of JJL, perhaps after some enlargement procedure. Please say its so.

    On to more immediate matters: Took a whole bunch of single caps, the great majority from the Tuna dude, and stuck them together into collages of some sort. Here you go, enjoy.

  • Amy Robinson, breasts, bum, and a hint of bush from "Mean Streets". (1, 2)

  • Angel Risin, topless in 'caps from "Wildflower".

  • Barbara Mills, topless and nearly frontal in "Chain Gang Women"

  • Becky LeBeau, showing of her big'uns in "Not of This Earth"

  • Beverly D'Angelo, topless in the original Griswold adventure, "National Lampoon's Vacation".

  • Catherine Spaak, topless in Dario Argento's "Il Gatto a nove code".

  • Diane Lane, partially exposure in "The Cotton Club"

  • Edwige Fenech, topless in "5 Dolls for and August Moon"

  • Ewa Aulin, boobs and bum in "Candy" (1968) (1, 2)

  • Faye Grant, breast exposure from "Internal Affairs" (1990).

  • Ginger Hale, boobs and bum from "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill" (1966).

  • Irina Maleeva bare bum and a nipple from "Last Resort".

  • Jean Ferguson, putting her big'uns on display in "Bounty Hunters 2: Hardball".

  • Jenilee Harrison, a single exposed breast from "Prime Target" (1991).

  • Jennifer Billingsley, skinny dipping in scenes from 1970's "C.C. and Company".

  • J-Lo, very brief breast exposure from "Money Train" (1995) (1, 2)

  • Jenny Wright, topless scene from "The World According to Garp" (1982).

  • Joanna Pacula fully nude with breast and bum sightings in a love scene from "Gorky Park".

  • Joey Heatherton, topless in "Bluebeard".

  • Judy Greer showing breasts and bush as she gets it on with Garry Shandling in "What Planet Are You From?" (2000) (1, 2)

  • Neuroscan
    Kiara Hunter
    (1, 2, 3)

    Juliet Reagh

    Vidcaps from the Tales from the Crypt movie, "Bordello of Blood" (1996). Kiara is barely dressed in some leather and chains (with plenty of breast exposure) as she faces off with our hero, Dennis Miller. Meanwhile...Juliet shows off a big ol' pair of robo-hooters.

    Paula Trickey Topless and super thong views playing a stripper in "Maniac Cop 2" (1990).
    More excellent fashion scans.

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  • Ana-Claudia Michels

  • Angella Lindvall

  • Caroline Ribeiro

  • Devon Aoki (1, 2, 3)

  • Erin O'Connor (1, 2)

  • Karen Elson (1, 2, 3)

  • Mini Anden (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Pamela Anderson

  • Variety
    Kim Cattrall In a sex scene from Sunday night's episode of "Sex and the City". She's fully nude, but holding her boobs. By the way, in the top frames...it may look like something else, but that white stuff all over her face is just milk (it was a 'down on the farm' episode). Vidcaps by Life32.

    Gisele Bundchen Gisele on the runway with extremely high levels of see-thru-ness. She might as well be topless!

    Carmen Electra
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    From KZ, here are some fantastic scans of the sometimes Mrs. Rodman posing semi-nude in the UK FHM. The goodies are mostly covered, but she lets the girls out to play in link #5, and you can also see a hint of nipple in link #7 (look on the right -her left breast).

    Kim Cattrall One more from KZ. Here is Kim posing fully nude for FHM. No real exposure, but still a very sexy scan, and a must see for her fans.

    Helena Bonham Carter A dark love scene from "Wings of the Dove", but Watty did a great job 'capping some breast and bum exposure. There may even be a hint of bush when she's on top of her lover, but it's hard to tell for sure.

    Liza Walker Topless in the obscure British film "Buddy's Song" (1990). Vidcaps by Demon.

    Michelle Bauer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
    7, 8, 9)

    Something a little different...Here is the famous B-movie bim and former Pet (July, '81) appearing in a fetish video called "Rope Burn" (1984). Naturally there is plenty of frontal nudity and even a few gyno-cam shots, but keep in mind that Michelle is bound and gagged, so this might not be your cup of tea. Thanks to Umpire.

    The Funnies by Number 6
  • The old man and the hooker...

    The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.

    "Can I help you?" the madam asked.

    "I want Natalie," the old man replied.

    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

    "No, I must see Natalie."

    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.

    The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

    When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.

    At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:

    "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row... where are you from?"

    The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."

    "Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."

    "Yes; I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."

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