(1995) is a garden variety soft-core, with one
exception -- it does not have the usual bimbos.
Instead, it has a whole new collection of nubile
bimbettes. Do they breed them specifically for
the purpose? Do you suppose you can call
rent-a-bimbo and have some delivered? Or maybe
some people are genetically predisposed to
bimbodom (ooops, bimbo-dumb). At any rate, this
one has a plot. An artist has painters block and
a deteriorating relationship with his wife. He
decides that fresh young models may spark his
interest, and finds two of them. Then everyone
takes their clothes off and has simulated sex,
remembers taking their clothes off and having
simulated sex, fantasizes about taking their
clothes off and having simulated sex and dreams
about taking their clothes off and having
This is the perfect plot for a soft-core. It
does not demand that anyone think (cast or
audience), and you can use any footage containing
any of the cast with no problem at all. DVD
quality could have been better. The point of
these things is to see flesh, so here is some.
Catherine Weber (1,
Cory Lane (1,
Dixie Beck (1,
Kelly Jaye (1,
Kristen Knittle (1,
Days in Hollywood" (2000)
on a theme by Tarantino, also known as "The
Way We Are". It's several vignettes that
form a sexual round-robin: a sleeps with b, b
with c, c with d, and so on back to a. It starts
with a prostitute angling for a spot to see a
movie star see worships. It ends with her
sleeping with the same star, but not knowing it,
or even knowing that he usually prefers to sleep
with men. Encompassed in the sexual rondelay are
the famous, the down-and-out, the yuppie
would-be's, and all points in between.
Trivia: the director, Josef Rusnak, may be the
only major filmmaker from Tajikistan.
This is actually several short films, with
only that linking character "hook" to
bind them together. It's not an awful, awful
movie, but it isn't really worth your time,
unless you really like Natasha Gregson Wagner,
who does some nudity including a brief frontal.
It had a brief theatrical release in Europe, but
it think it went straight to vid or cable in the
USA. No American reviewer covered it.
is a really thorough description and commentary
about this film. Frankly, I wouldn't have
invested that much time on it, but the authors
were interested in discussing the cultural agenda
of the movie, rather than the execution.
Notwithstanding the occasional polemic, it's a
Hilary Swank kept her hands over her breasts,
and Meta Golding was discreetly shadowed, but
Natasha Gregson Wagner gave up the goodies.
Wagner (1, 2,
Swank (1, 2)
Meta Golding (1,
Although undistinguished, this movie isn't all
that bad, even though you probably never heard of
it. It had a theatrical release in 1992, and
grossed a mediocre 9 million. The cast is Mickey
Rourke, Samuel L Jackson, Mary Elizabeth
Mastrantonio, and Willem Devane. It's a mystery
about a small-town deputy investigating a suicide
(or homicide) in his territory. The dead man was
found with a suitcase containing a half of a
million dollars. The deputy, strangely enough,
decides to take the money and impersonate the
dead man in order to solve the crime. He ends up
in a morass involving arms dealers, the CIA, and
To me, the greatest weakness of the movie is
that the filmmakers don't distinguish between
mystery and confusion. It turns out that some of
the arms dealers are rogue CIA agents, some of
the FBI guys are rogue agents, various FBI
internal affairs guys may or may not be straight,
and I don't know what side Mastrantonio is on, or
exactly why a liberal society dame brokers arms
deals. It isn't even clear if the arms dealers
are really arms dealers, or if they are parters
in a scam with the CIA agent, who pretends to be
a arms buyer. Perhaps they just take the money of
outside investors and split it, without actually
selling anything. Anyway, the money they take
this time happens to be the evidence money that
Devane borrowed, and it just so happens that it
was originally stolen from the FBI evidence
files. So pretty much everyone is after the
bucks, and pretty much everyone is pissed off at
Devane, especially the ones who know that he
isn't who he's pretending to be. As I said, it
simply follows the tactic of having every single
thing in the movie be something other than what
it is supposed to be. This is more of a cheap
device than real plotting, but I watched it all
the way through, with only a couple FF advances,
mainly because of my favorite character actor,
Samuel L Jackson, who lights up the screen with
his usual entertaining blend of smart-ass bravado
and posturing bullshit.
As mentioned, I used the FF a couple times, so
I probably missed this detail, but I still don't
know why the guy who killed the original victim
left behind the suitcase full of money, then
tried so hard to get it back. I suppose there was
some reason why he didn't just take it when he
iced the guy. Maybe he knew that if he had done
that, there would have been no movie.
The Bare Facts Guide said that these scenes
are a mixture of body doubles and Mastrantonio.
I'm pretty sure that is really her breast in
number three. Although her breast is never in the
entire frame with her face, they both keep
popping out of the top and bottom, and it's
really her face. I reckon the other two images
are credited body double Tera Tabrizi.
Interestingly, Mimi Rogers appears (fully
clothed) in an uncredited minor part as Devane's
wife. According to Leonard Maltin, she once had a
more substantial part, but lost out in the
cutting room. Strange that they didn't list her
in the cast at all, because she still had a few
lines and a couple minutes of screen time. (There
is a face shot included here, just so you can see
that it is really Mimi.)
One of the more professional and entertaining
trash pics of all time, in the general line
leading to Wild Things. Drew Barrymore made her
charismatic comeback as the sexy teen who seduces
an entire family with her unique combination of
earnest sweetness and bad-to-the-bone sleaze. Ivy
is insane, but irresistible.
Surprisingly, there is no real nudity in the
flick, just a couple of quick body part peeks
with no face attached. The sequels improved on
this factor, if not on the movie quality.
Well, I shouldn't say there's no nudity in the
picture. Tom Skerritt got naked, but I assume you
didn't come here to see him.
Morton, "Under the Skin"
Stevens in "Slaughter"
||Comments by Chumba: OK, when I
mentioned retirement a few weeks back, I never
realized I'd be back quite this soon. But I now
have a few new toys to play with - a TV
tuner/video capture card and a new WACOM graphics
tablet. Both have given me the inspiration to
keep going and so, it is to vidcapping that I
Anyway, enough of the boring stuff - and
on to what you all want - the vidcaps themselves.
Well, these are the first to be produced with my
new ProTV card and I'm fairly happy with the
results. Andrea Corr always manages to keep my
|WhyScan's Page Three
|If Page Three is unfamiliar to
link describes the Page Three tradition.
|Today's Page 3 girl....Maria from
August 25, 1999 (1,
Madasun singer Vonda.
In case you're wondering, it's a pop band in the
From the News Of The World, Robin Reynolds,
27, slept with Robbie Williams last week and so
obviously deserved a two page spread for doing
so. Sleeping with pop stars is pretty difficult
after all, they're so choosy. Here's Robin... (1,
Also Kerry Katona from UK pop band Atomic
Kitten. Now we're talking. Apparently she posed
for page 3 prior to being famous. (1,
CHEAT'S WILLY GLUED TO TUM
A CHEATING boyfriend needed emergency treatment
after his lover glued his willy to his stomach.
The 16-year-old girl took revenge after
discovering the cad was sleeping with her best
friend. While in bed with her boyfriend, also 16,
she told him to lie back and close his eyes while
she aroused him with some "aphrodisiac
But then the girl started to laugh "in an
evil way," said the victim.
He added: "I opened my eyes and my
manhood was stuck to my stomach and covered in
superglue. She told me I'd got what I
Doctors in Pennsylvania, U.S., freed the lad
but couldn't remove all the glue. They told him
to bathe his privates in soapy water daily for a
||All new, and rare 'caps! Both of
these collages come from obscure Italian films
courtesy of www.SkinCinema.com.
A very cool site if you're looking for rare,
European celebrity nudity.
First up, full
frontal images from "La Pretora".
||The Former Miss Italy (1975) baring it all in
these vidcaps from "Senza buccia".
|As Whyscan mentioned above,
topless pics of the Atomic Kitten singer have
recently surfaced. Here are two more scans for
your viewing pleasure. #1 is a larger version of
one that Whyscan offered (and my pick of the
bunch). #2 is a sexy B&W of a younger Kerry.
|Vidcaps by Nap from the movie
"The War Zone". Both feature some nice
topless frames of this newcomer, plus #2 also has
a brief look down below.
||A variety of topless 'caps, plus a few frames
of sex scenes from "Mau Mau", by
||Topless 'caps from 1991's "Gas Food
||Topless vidcaps from the German TV series
"Nicht von schlechten Eltern".
||The multi-lingual actress/singer
in vidcaps from the Swedish film
"Dykaren" ("The Diver"). For
non-Scandinavian folks...you may have seen her in
the "GoldenEye" Unfortunately, she
wasn't topless in the Bond movie, but she is
||From the German movie "Mau Mau", by
||Something for the Brits...here
are the ladies of the pop group looking very sexy
in bikinis from one of their videos, by Bobdfish.
||A true blast from the past...vidcaps from the