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Hey Uncle Scoopy, I have been a long
time member and this is my first request. Could you please do caps of
Melanie Lynskey in the movie "Park"? She has a rather impressive nude
scene. Thanks
J
Really good request. I remember reading about this, then had completely
forgotten it.
I couldn't find the film. First I checked the pages of all the Amazon.com
affiliates, then I googled my ass off, then I checked all the bootleg
sources like IRC and BitTorrent - couldn't find any copy of the film,
illegal or legal. I checked the other major celebrity nudity sites - no
luck.
If anyone has any ideas, let me know.
Background: Lynskey is the woman who did the bath with Kate Winslet in
Heavenly Creatures. She showed her breasts in that film (see below), but
that was a decade ago, no interesting nudity since, and she doesn't even
look like the same person now.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Exhibitionist Files
(2003)
The Exhibitionist Files is an example of "couples erotica"
centered around a theme of exhibitionism.
Sex researcher Catalina Larranaga is investigating the subject,
and finds herself a little too caught up personally. She ends up
dumping one of her study subjects, and then having sex with him on
her balcony. He becomes a stalker. Most of the running time is taken
up with her interviews of exhibitionists, where we see them in
action. The film is loaded with full frontal male and female nudity
and girl, girl/girl, girl/girl/guy and girl/guy sex. Many of the women are completely shaved. Naked women include:
Catalina Larranaga, Sydnee Steele, Candace Washington, Flower
Edwards, Diana Kauffman, Nikita Cash, Kit Pomidoro and Zana Cochran.
On the exposition side of the fence, the story could be stronger, but
with so many characters, it moves quickly, and doesn't get boring. The supposed research subjects are rather believable, and Candace
Washington as a porn star is a real hoot. Talk about a perfect
profession for an exhibitionist!
C. Solid genre fare.
We can't put any stock in the IMDb score because most of
the comments and who knows how many of the votes refer to a heavily
censored version. The full unrated version is available from RLDVDs.com in a dual region (1 and 4) DVD with optional Spanish
subtitles. (Click on the pic below for details.)
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Notes and collages
Gwendoline
Part three of ...??
Tawny Kitaen
  
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Captivity
After Saw, there have been multiple movies of people who have been captured and
are being held hostage
in some room. This is one of those movies, a bad one. It's completely predictable and
they don't even take advantage of Elisha's good looks. The "nude scene"
is completely out of focus is stupid and there is a sex scene where they show the guy's
butt and nothing from Cuthbert!
If the script is not good, at least add some exploitation elements to a
movie, that will make it fun to watch!
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The Viking Sagas
If you like movies of the genre, you'll find 1995's The Viking Sagas to
be enjoyable, if not perfect. Just don't try to pronounce the female
star's name unless you're from Iceland.
At a time when men make their point with a sword instead of their
minds, the son of a leader watches his father die at the hand of an evil
nobleman. He vows revenge, and seeks the aid of the great warrior Gunnar
to teach him how to fight and defeat the bad guy. Things get more
complicated when he rescues the beautiful Gudrun, who is about to be
forced into a bad marriage. They fall in love, but Gunnar is also in love
with Gudrun, complicating things further.
The acting is a little stiff, but the action is great, the settings
beautiful and interesting, and the story good enough to keep your interest
until the end.
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Two from British TV: Natalie Robb in
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Helen Baxendale in The
Investigator. Man! If I lived in England I would never turn the TV off.
Especially if they get Japanese game shows on cable. If you have British
dramas and comedies, plus Japanese game shows, you could just build a toilet and
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The Comedy Wire
ACTUAL HEADLINE! From CNN.com: "Cheney to Be in Charge During Bush
Colonoscopy".
* Man, Dick Cheney does EVERYTHING for him!
Friday at Eastern Illinois University, a strange package arrived in the
mail. It had tape and stains on it, no return address, misspellings and messy
handwriting and was poorly addressed. It scared the staff so much, they called
the bomb squad, who blocked off the street and X-rayed it. It turned out to be
a student's college application. Officials wouldn't release the student's name
and said the package will be treated like any other application.
* Lindsay Lohan is going to college?
A woman in Avignon, France, was arrested on suspicion of kissing a
painting valued at $2 million at the Museum of Contemporary Art. The artist, Cy
Twombly, is famous for abstract works combining painting, drawing, repetitive
lines, graffiti, letters and words. The woman is accused of leaving a lipstick
smudge on a white area of the canvas.
* That's nothing: you should've seen where she left lipstick on Michelangelo's
David.
In a letter to the medical journal Lancet, Dr. Lionel Feuillet of the
Universite de la Mediterranee in Marseille, France, reports that a 44-year-old
father of two came in complaining of a leg problem. Doctors were astounded when
a scan showed his head almost entirely filled with fluid and only a thin layer
of brain tissue. The doctor said his tiny brain didn't prevent him from living
a normal life and working as a civil servant in the tax department.
* In some countries which will remain unnamed, his tiny
brain wouldn't even prevent him from becoming president.
On this day in 1984, Vanessa Williams became the first Miss America to resign,
after Penthouse published nude photos of her.
* Those photos proved that Hillary's not the only woman
who could lick Bush.
TODAY's BIRTHDAYS -
Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe (18) and Monica Lewinsky (34).
* Two expert wand-handlers.
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