"2003 Miss Black Nude Pageant"
2003 Miss Black Nude Pageant (2003) is exactly that. The contest was in its 10th year, and they filmed a documentary at Club 55 in Jamaica, where it was held. First, the interviewed the girls. We find out one at a time that they are strippers, mostly from LA and DC, that they are supposedly representing a foreign country so the promoters can call it International. One woman is actually from Brazil. We also learn that each one of them considers their personality their best feature.
Next, we have highlights of the competition, including swimwear, evening gown, lingerie, and stark naked for each of the girls, one at a time. Every girl shows everything, front and rear, and most show labia. There is a lot of skin art and pierced body parts. The contestants are Venus, Covergirl, Angel, Jasmine, Vegas, Brazillian, Dark Passion, Pleasure, Baby Doll, Star and Israel Cash.
The photography is not at all good, with a lot of focus problems, and many blown out areas due to lighting. Evidently, they gave it a lot of air time on skinemax, and I don't know of too many DVDs full of completely nude black women. The genre is naked beauty pageant coverage, roughly like the making of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and other documentaries of naked woman events. IT has a very high naked woman count, so it is properly scored a high C. Better camera work would have earned a C+.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
High Art (1998)
If you want to be a filmmaker, I can tell you exactly how to get
good reviews for your first movie.
Mind you, you won't make a penny as a result of it. Your film
will probably never make it to the box office at all. If it does, it
will play in about three theaters in New York and California. And
even those few small theaters will be deserted. But you will get
Here is how:
Find a halfway decent, sensitive, unproduced script about a
tragic love triangle between a man and two women - the kind of
sincere film from a first-time screenwriter that would pull in a 5.5
or a 6.0 at IMDb if it could ever get made. Buy the rights from the
author, who has certainly despaired of ever seeing his script
produced, and will sell to you willingly and cheaply, just to get
the exposure. Change the man to a woman and make it a lesbian love
triangle. Do not change one word of the script, except the necessary
personal pronouns. Do not even change the name of the male
character. It if was a guy named Hank, it is now a lesbian named
Hank. No problem.Voila! Instant lesbian classic. In fact, some
people may rave that it is the greatest gay movie ever made.
Think about it. What is the competition? Have you ever seen a
really great movie with a central gay romance? Your script would
seem mediocre, probably on the low side of mediocre, if you directed
it as the author wrote it, but in comparison to other gay films, it
will seem to be genius.
But it's even better than that. Because you didn't change
one word from the original script (excepting "him", "his" and "he",
of course), people will praise the fact that you avoided all the gay
stereotypes and showed gay people simply to be people, with problems
and dreams indistinguishable from anyone else's. You will not be
guilty of casting the bad characters in a condescendingly good
light, nor will you be guilty of creating a halo effect around your
sympathetic characters. You will have a subtle, nuanced, portrayal
of gay life that shows how similar we all really are. You will pick
up some great reviews and possibly win some film festival awards. As
I mentioned earlier, you will not make one cent on the film, so
pinch your pennies. Your hope is that somebody with money will be
impressed, will recognize your genius, and will hire you to direct
another movie. That's where you will make your money if you prove to
have some sense of what is marketable. That is a very good thing,
because there are about a gazillion people wandering around the film
industry who simply want a chance to show what they can do, and this
is your short cut.
So it is with High Art. The director here wrote her own script
rather than buying an unproduced one, but the Ally Sheedy character,
a photographer, could have been filmed as a man without changing one
word of dialogue except the personal pronouns. If the director had
done so, however, it would not even be a watchable film. You would
find it to be a typically pretentious NYU/Columbia-style bit of
indulgent pseudo-intellectual New York Bohemianism. Most of the main
characters spend their time wasted on heroin. If you've ever been
around nodders, you know that their actions do not make for much of
a spectator event. To make matters worse, the characters not on
heroin also seem to have the same energy level, or lack thereof.
In fact, the entire project is even a cut below a film school
project, because nobody involved in the set bothered to check some
simple things which were necessary for the characters to stay in
character, and which good film school students would have caught.
For example, a German woman is speaking on the phone and
mispronounces a German word that ends in - platz. She pronounces it
to rhyme with "bats". For another example, two of the supposed
Bohemian intellectuals in the film - not one, mind you, but two -
mispronounce the word "sycophant" - pronouncing it "psycho-phant",
as if it represented not a hanger-on or a self-seeking flatterer,
but rather a very disturbed pachyderm. (The director also wrote the
script, so presumably did not know how to pronounce the words she
By using the technique of making the central character a woman,
however, the film garnered some solid praise from those who review
films by assessing their political correctness rather than their
quality or entertainment value.
To be honest, the film did have one very strong redeeming factor.
In the center of it all, Ally Sheedy, the nexus of the love
triangle, was gritty and real and multi-dimensional, and turned in a
powerful performance as the doomed artist. She was strong enough to
carry the film to a high enough level that it could at times be both
effective and affective, so many critics overlooked the endless,
boring, drugged-out scenes and one-dimensional minor characters,
choosing to talk instead about the things that moved them. I found
those good moments to occur too infrequently, and couldn't wait for
the film to end.
The film opened on four screens, and ended up grossing about two
million dollars in a twelve week mini-arthouse run.
The Name of the Rose (1986)
In case you are curious, here is the entire three minute sex
scene between Christian Slater and Valentina Vargas. The visual
quality is good for a three minute clip that is only 11 meg in size,
but I had to strip out the sound to keep the file size more modest.
That had no significant impact, since the characters did not speak.
Nigerian cellphone numbers rumoured to cause death.
Tinfoil hat dudes explain how Republicans will fix the
Kirstie Alley will take on tabloids, Hollywood and herself in
Showtime's 'Fat Actress,' a reality-comedy series about the life
of an overweight celebrity. And, interestingly enough,
she will take her pay in Reese's Pieces.
Jeopardy! geek makes it 37 in a row.
The Daily Show looks at the Senate Intelligence Committee report
Jon Stewart interviews Wolf Blitzer.
Expos players were told this week that a decision on their 2005
home is near, that it won't be Montreal and that there is a strong
likelihood they will be living in the Washington, D.C., area.
Lots of pics from Team America- World Police, the new flick from
the creators of South Park and Baseketball!
Thousands of visitors to the Democratic Convention will have
laptop computers with wireless Internet access - and that could be
a formula for disaster.
Dalene Kurtis, June 2001 Playmate - Free Nude Gallery Courtesy of
Four short free videos from Playboy Plus!
Here is a behind-the-scenes look at the new Pink Panther movie.
ALIENS USING E-MAIL TO SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN Aliens have
hacked into our internet connections.
The lesser-known predictions of MRS Nostradamus.
- A career change in the works for you?
Join the high-paying world of pimpdom.
Dennis Kucinich will formally throw his support to Kerry today
- Fun with anagrams.
John Kerry =`Horny Jerk'. Dubya - "Buy ad"
- The Onion presents:
The agenda for the Democratic National Convention
Parents scandalized by a male ballet teacher who has an affair
with a 19-year-old student. Why the scandal? The
student is female!!
- If you're driving I-94 in Wisconsin, about halfway from
Madison to Milwaukee, keep your eyes open for
The Gobbler Motel and Supper Club
Here is the full 585 page report of the 9/11 commission.
How did they make those weird lip movements in the old Clutch
Cargo cartoon series?
Indiana Sev presents the Halle Berry Movies Trivia Quiz
Dunbar/Chiappin Body Art Gallery
You will hate this site, but you will send the URL to dozens of
people.. Find the three differences in the photo. It is
timed. You have only twenty seconds. WARNING: Do NOT go to this
site if you are at work, are near sleeping people, or are holding
Brandy's ex, Robert Smith, has revealed that their marriage was a
hoax meant to maintain the singer-actress' wholesome image.
The trailer for Julianne Moore's new drama, The Forgotten:
"In 'The Forgotten,' Julianne Moore stars as Telly Paretta, a
grieving mother struggling to cope with the loss of her eight-year
old son. She is stunned when her psychiatrist (Gary Sinise)
reveals that she has created eight years of memories about a son
she never had. But when she meets a man (Dominic West) who has had
a similar experience, Telly embarks on a search to prove her son's
existence, and her sanity."
The trailer for Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior : "A sacred
Buddha statuette called 'Ong Bak' is stolen from it's rural town
and it soon becomes the task of young man, named Boonting, to
track the thief down to Bangkok and reclaim the religious
treasure. Along the way, Boonting must wears his astounding
athleticism and traditional Muay Thai skills to fights his
A clip and a new trailer from House of Flying Daggers:
"'House of Flying Daggers' is set in the year is 859AD as China's
once flourishing Tang Dynasty is in decline. Unrest is raging
throughout the land, and the corrupt government is locked in
battle with rebel armies that are forming in protest. The largest,
and most prestigious of these is the 'House of Flying Daggers',
which is growing ever more powerful under a mysterious new leader.
Two local captains, Leo and Jin are ordered to capture the new
leader and the two hatch an elaborate plan. Captain Jin will
pretend to be a lone warrior called Wind and rescue the beautiful,
blind revolutionary Mei, from prison, earning her trust and
escorting her to the secret headquarters of the House of Flying
Daggers. The plan works, but to their surprise, Jin and Mei fall
deeply in love on their long journey to the House. Danger lurks in
the forest surrounding them, and the wind is still, as if sensing
the tension in the air. What lies ahead for Jin and Mei, these
star-crossed lovers? If this is true love, then why are there
plots in their heads, and secrets in their hearts?"
Tom and Jerry - together at last: "Tom Green and Jerry
Springer are developing a 'week in review'-style program
tentatively dubbed 'Fairly Unbalanced,' which would feature
comedian-actor Green and talk show host Springer discussing
headlines and newsmakers and generally offering their observations
on political and pop culture-oriented topics."
Agent Provocateur : Shes Lost Control. A rock video
with a naked chick, George Bush, and a special guest appearance by
Video shows two of the 9/11 hijackers as they went through
security at Dulles airport before seizing the plane that hit the
Read any good sex books lately?
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot
Family in a national UK competition. To kick off their
reign they will launch National Faggot Week
- Sometimes cradle-to-grave support doesn't encompass a man's
A very healthy Russian taxi driver discovered he was already
buried in a Moscow cemetery! One of my old bosses used
to say that the only valid reason to miss work was a death in your
family, and even then only if it was your own death! So I guess
this Russian guy could have called in sick.
July 27th is National Barbie-in-a-Blender Day!
Philadelphia Eagles fans choose cheerleader for lingerie calendar.
Be all your chest size can be. Soldiers and their
families can receive plastic surgery, including breast
enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.
That Bush/Kerry version of This Land is Your Land has become an
internet phenomenon. We ran a link to it several days
ago, but find it again
2004 Personal Choice Party Vice-Presidential Candidate, Marilyn
- Putting the vice back in the vice presidency
- A real hands-on candidate
- Someone who won't bend over to our enemies ... no, wait, she
will. Never mind.
- URL says it all:
One gazillion nice pictures of our favorite girl next door, the
newly Gyllenhaal-free Kirsten Dunst.
- URL says it all:
DYKEdolls.com. Tag line: "play with your own lesbian.
All boy on the outside, but real woman underneath."
Victorinox SwissChamp XXLT - a Swiss Army Pocket Knife with 72
features, including a cigarette lighter. Available for
the low, low price of $350. Oh, yeah, make sure you have pockets
like Captain Fuckin' Kangaroo.
- Tired of that sticky doughnut mess?
Now you can drink your Krispy Kremes.
RIP - the great Jerry Goldsmith. He had
310 composing credits at IMDb, including
18 Oscar nominations.
The Dutch, already the tallest people on the planet, are still
growing in height.
- The average height for male Dutchmen is about 6'1" (actually
- According to the historical data,
the average Dutchman was 5'4" in 1850, while American men
averaged 5'6". The American average has increased
three inches since then, but the Dutch average has increased at
three times that rate. There must be magic in those herring.
- When the Watusi were first discovered by Europeans, they
averaged 5'7" - which made then taller than Americans, who were
then the tallest people in the world. Today, the Watusi still
average 5'7". (Obviously because African nutrition is not up to
the standard of the developed nations.)
German cycling fans harassed and spit on five-time Tour de France
champion Lance Armstrong during yesterday's grueling ride though
the French Alps. Experts speculate that the fans'
animosity is related to some negative comments Armstrong made
Napoleon killed by his
The enema of my enemy is my friend.
Doctor Tongue's 3-D House of Breasts . "But you got to
have your 3-D glasses kids, so send twenty bucks to Count Floyd
- Criminal mastermind department:
Police nab ice cream store burglar at home after finding his
wallet and ID on the scene. Thief still covered in strawberry
Four Tennessee inmates escape, go to a market, bring beer back to
jail. "I guess they thought if they came back they
wouldn't be charged with escape, but they were wrong."
Mystery creature lurks in Central Maryland. Not even the experts
can pin down what it is, even though it looks and moves
exactly like a mangy hyena. (Hey, they didn't say they asked
ANIMAL experts. They asked experts in medieval religion, Texas
Hold 'Em poker, and Jaguar 12 cylinder engines. In general, those
people were no help, except one of the medievalists thought the
mystery beast looked like Satan.)
So remember, kids, if you sneeze, don't drive. Friends don't let a
friend drive with allergies.
Experts rate the 50 worst beers.
Snack or Scat? Today's snack food looks a lot like
doody. Take the quiz.
- How would life be different if James Bond were Dutch?
Wooden Ferrari F50
Parents realized their son was alive after seeing the wrong body
in the casket. Authorities misidentified two teens in
an auto crash that killed one and left the other in critical
Jerry Springer To File For Ohio Senate Race
Prank TV - beyond punk'd
CAMERON DIAZ'S SEXY VIDEO & MAN TROUBLES
Before Sunset, as reviewed by the ever-tactful Filthy Critic.
(Amazingly, he loved it)
Kirsten, Jake - one of Hollywood's hottest couples - Kaput:
"Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal have confirmed through their
respective reps that they're no longer an item."
Four new clips from The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi.
About half of Americans want immigration reduced. The
other half are illegal immigrants trying to smuggle their families
Play the seagull poop game
- URL says it all:
Catwoman's Sharon Stone on the prowl for younger tomcats.
Royal ugly chicks get extreme makeovers
Bob Eubanks Wants To Beat Up Michael Moore ... where?
"In the butt, Bob?"
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair has a new title: best-selling author.
The professional wrestler's autobiography "Ric Flair: To Be the
Man" will be No. 5 hardback nonfiction book on the New York Times
best-seller list to be published Sunday.
Those Asian marketers sure know how to sell ... um ... detergent
or life insurance or chocolate or something ... who cares?
Bill O'Reilly sings the "Shut Up" blues.
About 1 in 6 German adults (17 percent) believe that the point of
drinking is to get drunk. That certainly explains a lot
about that Hasselhoff thing.
A scientific study shows that almost all Americans are "out of
touch with the mainstream"
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Amanda #1 - Ooms -
delivering a full frontal and rear view in the Swedish movie, As
White as Snow (.avi - zip) (.wmv - zip)
Amanda #2 - the
ever-weird Plummer - in Eight and a Half Women (.avi - zip) (.wmv - zip)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
With the most notable exception of Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade, third episodes in a series suck.
All things being relative, however, it matters greatly
which series you are talking about. In the Godfather
series, I and II were a couple of the best movies to
come out of Hollywood...ever. So when part III wasn't
even considered in the top ten of movies made in 1990,
you can sorta say it sucked.
To come down a peg and look at the Star Wars triology,
Return of the Jedi sucked on both relative and
absolute scales. Compared with the first two just
about anything would be a let-down but let's face it,
Return was the first unmistakable sign that George
Lucas had sprung a weak. the size of which sank the
So what happens when you start at not so stratispheric
levels with parts 1 and 2? Major League 1 was
enjoyable because of the cast, 2 blew donkey balls
because many of the major figures retired and those
who stayed just mailed in their performances.... and 3
is so bad it's the Manos, Hands of Fate of sports
Cut to Smokey and the Bandit. My wife's friends would
be appalled to learn I liked the movie and have
watched it three or four times. Burt Reynolds was at
his charming best and Sally Field was Sally Field.
Even Jackie Gleason made the most of a silly role. A
good ol' movie.
Smokey and the Bandit, part II still had Burt and a
bit of Sally but the magic was gone and the motions
were all the folks went through.
Part III leaves us with Paul Williams and Jerry Reed
and poor old Jackie Gleason to carry the mail, and it
is all so very tired and unamusing. Plot is something
about a restaurant and a plastic shark that inspires
car and boat chases all over God's Southern creation.
Yikes, this one sucks no matter whose scale you are
using. Such is the problem starting out with
something other than a timeless epic... by the time ya
get to Part 3 there is not a drop of water left in the
For a PG movie, though, it has better than decent
exposure. Veronica Gamba, Hefmate for Nov 1983, plays
a nudist at a picnic site... and that means she shows
us her hooters and her bum. Most of the exposure is
shot from a-far or is presented in very quick cuts,
but hey that's not been a problem for about five or
six years now.
Made up two collages of Veronica. The first takes you
on a chronological trip, from the top left to the
bottom row, through each of Veronica's scenes.
Collage two focusses on a very short clip where you a
get a decent close-up of Veronica's major assets.
And then there is a collage of other babes giving up
top goodies. The top half of the collage comes from a
hotel of kinky folk enjoying a host of kinking
activities, whereas the bottom shows the rest of the
nudist picnic babes (and...mea maxima culpa... the
hiney of a naked guy). But take a look at the gal in
each corner of the bottom panel...a most bodacious set
Well, that's it, then. For about 11 seconds...maybe
12...Smokey and the Bandit, Part 3 doesn't suck
because there are nekkid babes on the screen. But you
pay a steep and heavy price of dreadful movie watching
just for those brief moments. Wouldn't do it again
unless it were Jessica Alba at the picnic.
'Caps and comments by Meaulnes:
"The Mother" (2003) is a BBC Films co-production, re-uniting screen writer Hanif Kureishi ("Intimacy") with director Roger Michell - they previously worked together on "Buddha of Surburbia". It stars Anne Reid as a recently widowed Grandmother who rekindles her fires in a sexual affair with a builder half her age (who happens to be also sleeping with her daughter). He is played by Daniel Craig, one of our more "dangerous" young actors. Anne Reid is a revelation - taken for granted through 40 years of homely parts on British TV, she is tremendous in this role, won the London Critics Best British Actress award for it and was nominated for a BAFTA. She was 58 when this film was made, and wasn't afraid to go topless.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"The Weight of Water"
This 2000 mystery/thriller based on a novel by Anita Shreve has an interesting plot, somewhat spoiled by a confusing ending. Still, the twisty storyline will keep you interested most of the way, and Elizabeth Hurley does some nice but brief topless nudity.
In 1873, two women are axed-murdered on an island off the coast of New Hampshire, and a man is subsequently hanged for the murders. Switch to modern times as a newspaper photographer, her poet husband, her brother-in-law, and his girlfriend, sail to the island to research the murders. Historians now believe the man hung was not the real murderer, and in fact, evidence points to one of the victim's sister as the real murderer.
The movie flips back and forth between the past and present as we follow the murder, the investigation, and the relationship between the modern four.
Although the ending (which I won't reveal) does expose the real murderer, twists and turns in the modern segment leave things in a somewhat confusing state, and may well cause you to say "I don't get it". Even so, it's a decent enough movie to watch, and I suppose that's why it's called a mystery.
|Gorgeous collages by ZonononZor featuring toplessness from the 80's slasher classic, "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984). (plus a bonus pic of Kaitan from first of 3 lame sequels).
|Gman 'caps from the 2001 UK movie, "The Hole". While many have not seen this movie, most folks still know all about about it because of Knightley's topless scene!
||One of my all time personal favorite babes ever showing some fantastic cleavage from an episode of the NBC series "Las Vegas". Thanks again to Gman.
|The French mega-babe baring all (at age 19) in scenes from one of her earlier movies, "L'Amour braque" (1985).
|Beautiful toplessness in these Don Juan 'caps featuring scenes from the 1985 movie "The Coca-Cola Kid".
|Señor Skin 'caps of the heavily inked "Mad TV" star showing off her big'uns in scenes from "Skin Deep" (2003). In links 1-5 we see some very full side breast views. In links 6-8...we have cleavage as well as some see-thru-pubes.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
DRINKABLE KRISPY KREME DONUT
Mmmm...That's Good Donut! - Krispy Kreme introduced a new frozen beverage
that's a drinkable version of its donuts. It comes in original kreme,
raspberry, latte and double chocolate, and you can add coffee to them. The
CEO said he thought the donut beverages will provide tremendous growth
opportunity for Krispy Kreme.
And for its customers.
This way, it can bypass your digestive system and go directly into your
They're great for people who don't have the time or energy to EAT A
They're also great to dunk donuts in.
GERMANS DRINK TO GET DRUNK
They're Goal-Oriented - According to a survey by Mintel market research,
Germans are the worst binge drinkers in Europe. While they don't go
drinking as often as the British, when Germans do drink, many do it to
excess. 17 percent of Germans, or almost one in five, believe that the
whole point of drinking is to get drunk.
Which is absurd: the point of drinking is to get the woman drunk.
The other four out of five were too drunk to answer the question.
HAWKING SAYS BLACK HOLES WILL MESS YOU UP
What Was He THINKING?! - Wednesday, Stephen Hawking reversed the theory
he's held for 30 years, that matter and energy trapped by a black hole will
disappear. He said, "If you jump into a black hole, your mass energy will
be returned to the universe, but in a mangled form." He added, "I'm sorry
to disappoint science fiction fans, but if information is preserved, there
is no possibility of using black holes to travel to other universes."
Unless you want to travel to a "world of hurt."
Damn! There go my plans for a cheap vacation!
The FDA is now ordering that all black holes come with a warning label
reading "Do NOT jump in!"
Science fiction fans will be disappointed to hear that science fiction
HOT STARS DUMPING HIGH HEELS
The Only Thing Flat On Jennifer Aniston - The latest fashion trend among
female stars from Nicole Kidman to Jennifer Aniston is flat shoes. The New
York Post says that while high heels make the legs look sexy, they also
torture the feet, and more stars are opting for sexy but comfy flats. So
Chanel and other designers are rushing them out. The creator of a hot new
line of ballet slipper-type shoes said the cutest, funniest boys are always
short, so why should women suffer to be taller?
Because the cute, funny, short guys all want to date supermodels?
Nicole Kidman might not agree that the best guys are the short ones.
Then again, a lot of women reject cute, funny guys in favor of heels.