Christopher
Andersen has a new book out called "Hillary
and Bill: a marriage" in which he says that
when Bill confessed his Lewinsky involvement,
Hillary slapped him hard enough to leave a welt
visible to secret service men, and said "you
stupid, stupid, stupid bastard. My God, Bill, how
could you risk everything for that" Top
choices for the next line left out by the author
- " ...
I could see it for Gennifer Flowers, but
this porker?"
- "If I
had only known you wanted oral sex, I'd
have sucked you like a Hoover. Maybe even
under Hoover's picture"
- "Let
that be a lesson to you. Thank God you
didn't ever cheat on me before, or I'd
really have fucked you over"
- "by
the way, does she do bi or les, and does
she think Reno is cute?"
Little
Rock officials voted yesterday to rename part of
a major street President Clinton Avenue. The city
planners said it would inspire kids to know that
someone from that street could become president.
And that someone who walked that street could
have oral sex with a president
I
guess you read that Jesse Ventura is going back
to make some wrestling guest appearances, despite
his new status as governor of Minnesota. He'll be
entered in that King of the Ring contest against
the other governors. he wont get hurt because
"I ain't got time to bleed". His
nickname is now Jesse "The Mind"
Ventura. He'll also be in a singles match against
a masked wrestler/politician, "The Stupid,
Stupid, Stupid Bastard" - who hails from
Parts Unknown, Arkansas. By the way, sessions of
the Minnesota legislature will no longer begin
with the traditional prayer invocation. They will
now start with (all together now) "Let's get
Ready to Rumble-e-e-e-e-e-e-e"
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