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"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" (1975)
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975), just as I feared, produced over 100 images total, including those from last night. For those who hoped never to see a flood of images from me again, this is an isolated case. There are lots of women with exposure in the film, some of them fairly well known.
The others are probably listed as unknowns in dozens of exploitation and tittie flicks from the 70's, and this will help to id actresses in lots of films. Many of the producers at that time didn't credit the actresses; they didn't want them to gain celebrity, as they would be more expensive and
harder to work with. There was a huge pool of young women willing to disrobe in Hollywood in the 70's. Most were hoping it would lead to a film career, and many were just working to help support their families. For those with slower connections, all of the images are already in the Tuna
archive, and can be downloaded at your leisure.
This film was produced by Harry Novak, and was billed as an adult comedy. I would say "sex farce" would be a more appropriate description. Two space men, Asshole and Jerkoff, are sent from the planet Urine to impregnate as many Earth Women as possible, and thereby save their race from extinction when the planet collides with its sun. They have some whiz-bang tools at their command, including a scanner that finds and displays horny women no matter where they are hiding, a transporter to go anywhere, a beam to bring women onto their spaceship, and, most important, a tongue like sexual organ that extends several feet from their head. This sexual organ, of course,
delights every Earth woman who experiences it. The film is one vignette after another where the spacemen find a woman, have sex with her, then return her to where she was. Outlining the actresses will give you the major plot points:
Dyanne Thorne (credited as Rosalee Stern) plays a hooker. Their first visit is to a whore house, and she is the one they end up with.
Unknown 1 is getting a massage in the same edifice.
Unknown 2 is another employee in the establishment.
Anne Gaybis is necking with her boyfriend in a car.
Tina La Wise is a Jewish American Princess with a dingy bathrobe, curlers and a headache. After the aliens have their way with her, she seduces her husband away from his golf game.
April Grant is an actress who is having trouble with her role because she is a virgin. Unknown 3 has a lesbian encounter with her. That, and a little help from a friendly spaceman, and she nearly rapes her leading man when he returns after lunch.
Sandra Carey and Zelda are in the same vignette. Zelda's husband says he is leaving but ends up in bed with maid Carey. Zelda starts doing the butler. They are abducted together, and the transporter puts them all in the same bed when the spacemen are done. After minor complaining, they have a hot
and happy foursome.
Gayna Shireen is grabbed and raped. After the spaceman, she rapes her attacker.
The final scene is in a Harem, and includes Annie Goodman as a belly dancer (no real exposure), Joyce Mandel ( credited Gibson) as a harem girl with see-through outfit, and Valerie Nicorre having sex with the sultan.
Is it a good film? Technically, you couldn't ask for more. The art direction, set decoration, photography and lighting are far better than you would expect. Having space men without moving mouths allowed them to add most of the dialogue as voice-over in post production, so the sound is
clean. Some of the characters are played by real actors and actresses. There is abundant nudity, including full-frontal. On the other hand, a real comedy writer could have elevated this from what it is to inspired adult entertainment. The space man outfits and special effects are cheesy, and
the dialogue is rather crude. I am amazed that they got away with the attitudes towards women, given that this was made during the height of 70s burn-your-bra feminism. The DVD was lovingly restored by Something Weird Video, then mastered on DVD by Image Entertainment, and is superb. There are also several special features, but, unfortunately, no commentary. Something Weird Video has partnered with Image Entertainment to release a large number of their most popular titles in a multi-year project. There are not enough votes at IMDB to give a reasonable rating. This is an A example of the genre, but has little crossover appeal. C.
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Charlize Theron, topless in the pool scene from "Reindeer Games".
Samantha Mathis, two topless scenes from "Attraction" (2000). A love scene with a nice n' perky nipple, and a frontal topless pose lit by a strobe light.
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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'Caps and comments by Spaz:
| | Marya Delver |
This Canadian redhead shows her boobs in "Dangerous Attraction" (1999). This movie also stars Canadian unablonder Andrea Roth but all her character's frequent nudity was done by a body double leaving only Victoria's Secret underwear shots to cap.
| | Anna Stewart |
Topless in this boring Western "South of Hell Mountain" (1971). For something more exciting see the unrelated "Chained Heat 3: The Horror of Hell Mountain" (1998).
| | Amy Sloan |
This Yukon-Canadian almost shows if she really is a natural redhead after having sex in Xchange (2000). We are not in Whitehorse anymore.
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| | Jacqueline Lovell |
Very nice topless and love scene 'caps from an episode of Red Shoe Diaries.
| | Madison Morrow |
Full frontal nudity, including some semi-close ups below the equator in scene from the "Beverly Hills Bordello" episode "Wish List".
| | Monique Parent |
Boobs, a little bush, and a sex scene. Also from the "Beverly Hills Bordello" episode "Wish List".
| | Diane Keaton |
Topless and a very clear rear views from "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" (1977).
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| | Caroline Grothgar |
Topless in a love scene from the German TV series "Die Rote Meile".
| | Ina Paule Klink |
Fully nude with breasts, a hint of pubes, and partial bum exposure in scenes from "Tatort - Trübe Wasser".
| | Janette Rauch |
Topless in an episode of "Aus gutem Haus".
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Topless in several scenes from "Dolphin Girl".
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Full frontal nudity and a sex scene from "The Howling".
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Excellent topless 'caps plus a few very nice rear views in link #1 from the Lenny Bruce bio pic "Lenny" (1974).
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Seriously...is there a better 70's, sexploitation movie than the Roger Corman classic, "Big Bad Mama" (1974)? I think not. It has action, humor, tons of nudity, and Shatner! What more could you want? Dickinson was already 4 or 5 hundred years old when she did this movie, but that didn't stop her from taking it all off. #1 has her going full frontal, #2 has a not so flattering rear view, and the rest all have breast exposure. She gets it on with Kirk in #3.
| | Sally Kirkland |
Topless and bare bummed as "Barney's Woman" in "Big Bad Mama".
| | Robbie Lee |
Brief exposure in "Big Bad Mama". Her next two films were "Switchblade Sisters" and "Linda Lovelace for President". She later went on to do cartoon voices in the 80's.
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Boobs and bum on display as she gets it on with Tom Skerritt in "Big Bad Mama". A year after "BBM", she teamed up with both Skerritt and Shatner in the 70's cult classic, "The Devil's Rain".
| | Susan Sennett |
Apparently "Big Bad Mama" was the last film she made. What a shame. Nice breast and bum views.
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More from Blackshine's fashion series. No nudity in this batch.
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| The Funnies by Number 6
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You might be white trash if....
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Nursery.
You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'.
You've ever come home and found crime scene tape accrues your front porch
TIPS FOR REDNECKS
IN GENERAL
1.Never take a beer to a job interview. Unless you plan on sharing a 6 pack with the boss.
2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4.If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, you still shouldn't drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2.Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2.Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of beer money.
3.Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of her finger foods.
DATING (Outside the Family)
1.Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2.Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested. "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3.Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 p.m.; Others might say "Monday" if the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATRE ETIQUETTE
1.Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2.Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
WEDDINGS
1.Livestock usually makes for an excellent wedding gift.
2.Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3.When kissing the bride, remove any chewing tobacco first.
4.Your favorite Nascar shirt, while black, may not be formal enough. Try to rent a tuxedo.
5.Though uncomfortable, say, "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1.Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2.When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3.When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
4.Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
5.Just because you have collected all five of the special Nascar glasses from McDonalds does not qualify you for Daytona. When driving, try to keep your pickup under 100 miles an hour.
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