have the power inside me to soar
to new levels of suspicion and
assume full responsibility for my
actions, except for all the ones
that are someone else's fault.
need not compromise or deceive
myself, unless of course I want
to stay employed
can take any thought that hurts
and channel it into a reality
that hurts even more
honor my personality flaws
because without them I would have
no personality at all
am grateful that I am not as
judgemental as all those
assholes around me.
need not suffer in silence so
long as I still have the ability
to whine, moan, and whimper.
I learn to trust the universe, I
can let my gun permit expire.
of me is beautiful, even the
stupid ugly parts
am at one with my duality
good scapegoat is better than a
will not sit in my living room
all day and watch TV. There is a
perfectly good TV in the bedroom.
will find humor in my everyday
life by laughing at others less