Ineffective
daily affirmations
- I
have the power inside me to soar
to new levels of suspicion and
paranoia
- I
assume full responsibility for my
actions, except for all the ones
that are someone else's fault.
- I
need not compromise or deceive
myself, unless of course I want
to stay employed
- I
can take any thought that hurts
and channel it into a reality
that hurts even more
- I
honor my personality flaws
because without them I would have
no personality at all
- I
am grateful that I am not as
judgemental as all those
censorious, self-righteous
assholes around me.
- I
need not suffer in silence so
long as I still have the ability
to whine, moan, and whimper.
- As
I learn to trust the universe, I
can let my gun permit expire.
- All
of me is beautiful, even the
stupid ugly parts
- I
am at one with my duality
- A
good scapegoat is better than a
solution
- I
will not sit in my living room
all day and watch TV. There is a
perfectly good TV in the bedroom.
- I
will find humor in my everyday
life by laughing at others less
fortunate.
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