"Big Bad Mama"
Big Bad Mama (1974) is a Roger Corman Bonny & Clyde staring Angie Dickinson in the title role. She and her two daughters, Susan Sennet and Robin Lee, start a three woman crime spree in 1930's Texas that stretches all the way to California. Along the way, they pick up William Shatner and Tom Skerritt. They start of small with bootlegging, then stripping for the Veterans on the 4th of July and liberating the treasury. Then they try writing a rubber check and get stuck in the middle of a bank holdup with Skerritt. Angie is the head of the gang, and wants to vary the crimes. Of course, two inept peace officers are hot on their trail leading to the inevitable conclusion.
Six women show important body parts. Angie Dickinson shows everything in three dark sex scenes. Sennet shows breasts and buns, as does Lee, Sally Kirkland, and Joan Prather. Shannon Christie is seen as a stripper wearing a g-string and pasties.
IMDb readers have this at 5.2 of 10. Lots of naked women, lots of antique cars, lots of shootouts and lots of future famous performers make this a classic Corman exploitation film. If this is a genre you enjoy, you will want to see this one. C+.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
The trailer for the documentary, Festival Express: "In
the summer of 1970, a chartered train crossed Canada carrying some
of the world's greatest rock bands. The Grateful Dead, Janis
Joplin, The Band, Buddy Guy, and others lived (and partied)
together for five days, stopping in major cities along the way to
play live concerts. Their journey was filmed"
The trailer for Code 46: "'Code 46' is a love story set
in an eerily possible near-future where cities are heavily
controlled and only accessible through checkpoints. People cannot
travel unless they have 'papelles,' a special travel insurance.
Outside these cities, the desert has taken over and shanty towns
are jammed with non-citizens - people without papelles whose lives
are severely restricted. William (Tim Robbins) is a family man who
works as an insurance investigator. When his company sends him to
another city to solve a case of fake papelles, he meets a woman
named Maria (Samantha Morton). Although he knows she has been
creating the forgeries, he falls completely in love with her. He
hides her crime and they have a wild, passionate affair that can
only last as long as his papelles: 24 hours. Back home, William is
obsessed with the memory of Maria. He tries to see her but is
refused the necessary papers to travel. Desperate, he uses one of
the fake papelles he kept from his investigation. He eventually
tracks her down, only to discover she has been accused of a Code
The trailer for Chooch the Movie: "The life of Queens
resident Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After
letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of
the ninth against Hoboken, his crew brands him 'the chooch.'
Trying to cheer up his cousin, Jubilene Condito cashes in the
savings from his first holy communion and springs for a vacation
to Cancun. 'You mean leave Queens?' asks Dino, as if the thought
had never occurred to him. But there's a mix-up on the way to the
airport involving a mysterious bag of money. As soon as Dino and
Jube land in Mexico, they're abducted by a pair of thugs and left
in the desert at the mercy of a trio of soldiers. It takes
reuniting Dino's old Queens 'crew,' including Dino's beloved pet
dachshund, to save the two cousins. Only after a jail bust, donkey
ride, chicken coop explosion, and a life-changing love affair at
the local bordello does the crew finally arrive to save the day.
Returning home in triumphant glory with his reunited crew and
newfound love Ladonna, Dino discovers the meaning of family,
friendship and neighborhood."
The trailer for Paparazzi: "A celebrity decides to make
a persistent photographer pay for almost causing a personal
SLIM-FAST REPLACES WHOOPI WITH CHENEY. Foul-mouthed
Veep Surprising Choice, Ad Experts Say.
Surface water on Mars existed across a significant span of time,
not just for years but eons.
Labor Department Launches Web Site to Help the Homeless find
Employment and Services. You know, because so many of
the homeless spend all day on their wireless internet laptops.
Google's fraud squad battles phantom clicks
eBay item - Softball signed by Jesus Christ! Turns out
that Jesus is finally back, and his team is so good that they have
Jesus batting sixth! Reminds me of an old baseball joke. The good
news: the Mets are only two Jewish players away from contention.
The bad news: the two players are Sandy Koufax and Jesus.
Satirical internet hoaxes which became mainstream news stories.
Kerry's daughter says the media are too "mean-spirited".
Nonsense. I can't imagine how the ugly, evil, no-account bitch
could have reached that Communist-inspired conclusion.
Jacko's publicist adamantly denies the quadruplet story.
Play Mad Libs on line.
Lance Armstrong takes the overall Tour de France lead with a
victory in stage 15.
Minor leaguer strikes out 5 in one inning.
- I suppose you may as well use that rent money for beer and run
up those credit card debts having fun, because
the world will end on September 29th.
You cannot take your cock across the Louisiana State Line,
unless of course you offer the traditional gratuity to some of
Louisiana's fine legal authorities. Hey, I call fowl!
Step aside, Jimmy Joyce and Billy Faulkner, cuz Pammy Anderson is
the top novelist in this here millennium.: 'Star,' the
Baywatch babe's long-awaited novel, is due out Aug. 3. It recounts
the adventures of a sexy but naive small-town young woman who
lands a cover for a Playboy-like men's mag and goes on to fill out
her dreams and her bra. Miss Anderson said she would comment on
her novel, but she hasn't read it yet, although reading her novel
is high on her to-do list, right after learning the alphabet.
Jason Alexander to bomb out in his own sitcom,
following the track record of former Seinfeld stars.
Protestant Majority Disappearing in U.S.: "Between 1993
and 2002, the share of Americans who said they were Protestant
dropped from 63 percent to 52 percent, after years of remaining
- In an about face,
Ralph Nader decided Monday to accept thousands of petition
signatures collected by Michigan Republicans if that's
the only way he can qualify for the state's presidential ballot.
What's the origin of the tooth fairy?
Will Ferrell now in 463 upcoming movies.
The Daily Show looks at the development of the Counter-Clinton
Jon Stewart looks at how the "conventional wisdom" is shaped.
The Daily Show tests the limits of Boston's "free speech zone"
Michael Jackson, facing a trial on child molestation charges, is
about to become a father to four more children.
Drunken passengers often give air crews trouble, but Russia's
leading airline on Tuesday reported an "unprecedented" reversal: A
passenger was assaulted by intoxicated flight attendants.
9 clips from "Garden State", Natalie Portman's new film.
Bad writing contest winner likened the end of a love affair to
'Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail.'
Here is the official site of the The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
- European Journal of Neurology reports:
Soviet Icon Lenin Died of Syphilis
A gazillion pictures from Resident Evil 2
8 Clips from "Catwoman"
EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING - an EXCLUSIVE trailer on LatinoReview.Com
Where are you on The Political Compass?
The Travel Channel picks the World's 10 Best Light Shows
More than half of all American adults (56%) either have seen or
expect, at some time, to see Michael Moore's controversial movie,
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Now somewhat forgotten,
but once a regular on all the "Ten Sexiest Women" polls in the 90s,
Hatcher was a first magnitude TV star who couldn't quite cross over
into movie stardom. She did do a bit of nudity here and there, this
time in The Cool Surface.
from Shiloh). The Flying Naked Nun
Sally Field's only
significant screen nudity was the lingering view she offered of her
bum in Stay Hungry.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Today, we have a few clips from the movie "The Betsy" (1978). (divx avis -zipped)
- Lesley-Anne Down clips, all sport-humpin or post-humpin'
- Katharine Ross clip, breast-feeding (yeah, right, as if she could keep a
pygmy marmoset alive with what's in there).
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost's Summer O' Skinemax continues with vids of Ashlie Rhey in scenes from an episode of the late night cable series "Beverly Hills Bordello".
Vids 1 and 2 show full frontal and full dorsal exsposure. Link #3 is topless only. Links 4-7 feature a sex scene with Rhey yelling "Fuck Me" several times.
First up today, Scorp takes a look at "Exposed" (2003).
- Amy Lindsay having some pseudo-sex. Toplessness in both, plus brief pube views in #2.
- Julia Kruis, breasts and frontal views in a couple of sex scenes.
- Amy Lindsay and Julia Kruis team up for a 3-way.
- Jezebelle Bond...the adult actress is topless of course and shows some pubes as well as partial rear nudity.
Next up, scenes from a couple of episodes of the latest late night cable series, "Black Tie Nights".
- Kehli O'Byrne topless in two sex scenes from the episode "Naughty and Nice".
- Monique Parent (using the name Scarlet Johansing) and Grace Tom have a couple of tame lesbo scenes from the episode "A Girl Thing".
- Tiffany Bolton...some of you may recognize her as the co-host of the Comedy Central show "Beat the Geeks". Here she is topless and gettin' it on in scenes from both of the episodes mentioned today.
|Señor Skin 'caps of Atwood topless and only wearing panties in scenes from "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (1993). Of course it wasn't really the final Friday as there have been two more Jason movies since. However, since one took place in space in the future, and the other was fighting Freddy...I guess they could call it "Kinda the Final Friday" since the sequels could be considered "fantasty what if" movies and not true to the series.
|Mail Bag Request
Subject: Request for Summer Sanders
Not sure if anyone caught it, but Summer Sanders is hosting a new show on Fox Sports Net (FSN) called Sports List. The debut was Monday afternoon at 5:00 p.m. EDT with a repeat at 8:00 p.m. Monday's show dealt with the 10 Dumbest Plays in sports history. Summer was wearing a black tank top (fabric seemed like a wet suit) with clear pokies showing beneath it during the entire show. I wondered if anybody saw it and capped it.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
RONSTADT'S POLITICAL STATEMENT BOMBS
You're No Good! - Saturday night at a concert at the Aladdin Hotel in Las
Vegas, Linda Ronstadt began lauding Michael Moore as a "great American
patriot." It sparked a near-riot, with people booing, walking out,
throwing drinks, demanding refunds and tearing down and defacing her
posters in the lobby. The Aladdin manager had her escorted to her tour bus
by security and banned from the hotel. He said Ronstadt is free to give
her political opinions to a newspaper, but not to 5,000 people who paid to
be entertained, not lectured.
You mean they DIDN'T pay $200 to get political advice from Linda
Luckily, her next tour stop is opening for the Dixie Chicks in France.
Linda Ronstadt and Michael Moore aren't welcome in Las Vegas... They
bankrupt the hotels by eating at the buffets.
Will she ever play Vegas again? "That'll be the daaaaay...."
People in Vegas support the Iraq war...They like the way
Bush says, "Screw the odds, I'm rollin' the dice!"
COURTNEY LOVE BLAMES BUSH FOR HER PROBLEMS
Guess Courtney Showed Bush! - Courtney Love has suffered drug, alcohol and
emotional problems; lost her daughter and her house; flashed her breasts in
public; moved in with a porn star; and been charged with various crimes
including assault. But it's not her fault: it's the President's. She told
London's Sunday Telegraph, "The last thing I want to say is, 'I'm a
victim,' but I am. I believe it's a trickle-down from Bush...I should have
done an audit. I should have done face-time with people. That is true.
But did I bring it on myself? I don't think so."
Michael Moore plans to make this the subject of his next documentary.
Bush is distracting America from the bad Iraq news by slipping LSD into
Well, if you don't want to get your political news from Linda Ronstadt,
get it from Courtney Love!
Actually, it was Bill Clinton's idea that she flash her breasts in
RICHIE SHOWS BREASTS IN AIRPORT
Her Press Agent's Idea - Nicole Richie had to show her breasts in the Reno,
Nevada, airport after her nipple ring set off the metal detector. She said
she offered to let the female security officer feel it, but the woman said
that wasn't allowed. Richie said, "Thank God, I'm not a shy person." She
complained that guys are allowed on planes with lighters and other
potentially dangerous items, "but I can't have a nipple ring? What am I
gonna do - poke someone in the eye with it?"
Knowing Nicole Richie...YES!
She plans to prevent this from ever happening again by only wearing
see-through shirts from now on.
She needs to wear that ring in case there's a wardrobe malfunction.
TOP FIVE BEACH MOVIE MOMENTS
From Here To Da Nudity - Blockbuster video ranked the best beach moments in
movie history. #5 is Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr rolling in the surf
in "From Here to Eternity." #4 was the girl being eaten by a shark at the
start of "Jaws." #3 was Bo Derek strolling on the beach in "10." And the
top two were identical scenes from 007 movies: Halle Berry emerging from
the surf in a bikini in "Die Another Day" (#2), and at #1, Ursula Andress
doing the same thing in "Dr. No."
Ursula won by a cup size.
The films were picked by an expert panel of horny male teenage geeks who
work at Blockbuster.
They forgot the great moment in "Beach Blanket Bingo" where Frankie
Avalon is eaten by a shark.
MARTHA STEWART NEWS ROUND-UP
None For The Children: That's Martha's Rule - TheSmokingGun.com obtained a
memo from prosecutors to Martha Stewart's judge, refuting her pleas for
leniency based on her community service. It says her tax forms show paltry
donations to charity. And the "extraordinary" good works she cited
include: complimenting staffers at lunch; greeting new neighbors with
freshly baked bread; helping an employee find a doctor; consoling a friend
whose father died; and giving cocoa to the parents of children who appear
on her TV show.
With little marshmallows!!...That oughta cut the sentence in half, right
And giving stock tips.
Wait, come to think of it, her staff did all that...
And she gives ALL her employees two whole weeks' severance pay!
This proves she has attained a level of minimal human decency many
doubted she was capable of!
Write What You Know - Monday, Martha Stewart told Larry King that she plans
to write a how-to book about her trial experience, to offer helpful
guidelines for others facing the same experience. It would cover how to
behave in court, how to attend an interview and what lawyer to choose.
That's easy: any lawyer other than hers!
Obviously, one who will never stop appealing.
It will be entitled "Criminal Defense Strategies For Dummies."
Ooh, That's Good! Write That Book! - Martha has already inspired a
prize-winning piece of literature: Dave Zobel just won the 2004
Bulwer-Lytton contest for the worst-written first sentence of a
non-existent novel. It's a long, rambling sentence about a woman resolving
to end a love affair quickly, "like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein
out of a shrimp's tail."
Or tossing a salad.
That's exactly the way Martha ended her relationship with her stock
If he likes swift violence, he should describe how Martha rips off the