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Tuna
"Big Bad Mama"

Big Bad Mama (1974) is a Roger Corman Bonny & Clyde staring Angie Dickinson in the title role. She and her two daughters, Susan Sennet and Robin Lee, start a three woman crime spree in 1930's Texas that stretches all the way to California. Along the way, they pick up William Shatner and Tom Skerritt. They start of small with bootlegging, then stripping for the Veterans on the 4th of July and liberating the treasury. Then they try writing a rubber check and get stuck in the middle of a bank holdup with Skerritt. Angie is the head of the gang, and wants to vary the crimes. Of course, two inept peace officers are hot on their trail leading to the inevitable conclusion.

Six women show important body parts. Angie Dickinson shows everything in three dark sex scenes. Sennet shows breasts and buns, as does Lee, Sally Kirkland, and Joan Prather. Shannon Christie is seen as a stripper wearing a g-string and pasties.

IMDb readers have this at 5.2 of 10. Lots of naked women, lots of antique cars, lots of shootouts and lots of future famous performers make this a classic Corman exploitation film. If this is a genre you enjoy, you will want to see this one. C+.

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  • Angie Dickinson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29)
  • Joan Prather (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Robin Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Sally Kirkland (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Shannon Christie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Susan Sennet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Teri Hatcher

    Now somewhat forgotten, but once a regular on all the "Ten Sexiest Women" polls in the 90s, Hatcher was a first magnitude TV star who couldn't quite cross over into movie stardom. She did do a bit of nudity here and there, this  time in The Cool Surface.

     

    Bonus (Not from Shiloh). The Flying Naked Nun

    Sally Field's only significant screen nudity was the lingering view she offered of her bum in Stay Hungry.

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Brainscan
    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Today, we have a few clips from the movie "The Betsy" (1978). (divx avis -zipped)

    • Lesley-Anne Down clips, all sport-humpin or post-humpin' (1, 2, 3)

    • Katharine Ross clip, breast-feeding (yeah, right, as if she could keep a pygmy marmoset alive with what's in there).

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today the Ghost's Summer O' Skinemax continues with vids of Ashlie Rhey in scenes from an episode of the late night cable series "Beverly Hills Bordello".

    Vids 1 and 2 show full frontal and full dorsal exsposure. Link #3 is topless only. Links 4-7 feature a sex scene with Rhey yelling "Fuck Me" several times.

    Scorpion's Skinemax
    First up today, Scorp takes a look at "Exposed" (2003).
    • Amy Lindsay having some pseudo-sex. Toplessness in both, plus brief pube views in #2. (1, 2)

    • Julia Kruis, breasts and frontal views in a couple of sex scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    • Amy Lindsay and Julia Kruis team up for a 3-way.

    • Jezebelle Bond...the adult actress is topless of course and shows some pubes as well as partial rear nudity. (1, 2, 3, 4)


    Next up, scenes from a couple of episodes of the latest late night cable series, "Black Tie Nights".

    • Kehli O'Byrne topless in two sex scenes from the episode "Naughty and Nice". (1, 2)

    • Monique Parent (using the name Scarlet Johansing) and Grace Tom have a couple of tame lesbo scenes from the episode "A Girl Thing". (1, 2)

    • Tiffany Bolton...some of you may recognize her as the co-host of the Comedy Central show "Beat the Geeks". Here she is topless and gettin' it on in scenes from both of the episodes mentioned today. (1, 2, 3)

    Variety
    Kathryn Atwood
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Señor Skin 'caps of Atwood topless and only wearing panties in scenes from "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (1993). Of course it wasn't really the final Friday as there have been two more Jason movies since. However, since one took place in space in the future, and the other was fighting Freddy...I guess they could call it "Kinda the Final Friday" since the sequels could be considered "fantasty what if" movies and not true to the series.

    Mail Bag Request
    Subject: Request for Summer Sanders

    Hey Scoops,

    Not sure if anyone caught it, but Summer Sanders is hosting a new show on Fox Sports Net (FSN) called Sports List. The debut was Monday afternoon at 5:00 p.m. EDT with a repeat at 8:00 p.m. Monday's show dealt with the 10 Dumbest Plays in sports history. Summer was wearing a black tank top (fabric seemed like a wet suit) with clear pokies showing beneath it during the entire show. I wondered if anybody saw it and capped it.

    Thanks!

    -K

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    RONSTADT'S POLITICAL STATEMENT BOMBS
    You're No Good! - Saturday night at a concert at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, Linda Ronstadt began lauding Michael Moore as a "great American patriot." It sparked a near-riot, with people booing, walking out, throwing drinks, demanding refunds and tearing down and defacing her posters in the lobby. The Aladdin manager had her escorted to her tour bus by security and banned from the hotel. He said Ronstadt is free to give her political opinions to a newspaper, but not to 5,000 people who paid to be entertained, not lectured.

  • You mean they DIDN'T pay $200 to get political advice from Linda Ronstadt?!
  • Luckily, her next tour stop is opening for the Dixie Chicks in France.
  • Linda Ronstadt and Michael Moore aren't welcome in Las Vegas... They bankrupt the hotels by eating at the buffets.
  • Will she ever play Vegas again? "That'll be the daaaaay...."
  • People in Vegas support the Iraq war...They like the way Bush says, "Screw the odds, I'm rollin' the dice!"


    COURTNEY LOVE BLAMES BUSH FOR HER PROBLEMS
    Guess Courtney Showed Bush! - Courtney Love has suffered drug, alcohol and emotional problems; lost her daughter and her house; flashed her breasts in public; moved in with a porn star; and been charged with various crimes including assault. But it's not her fault: it's the President's. She told London's Sunday Telegraph, "The last thing I want to say is, 'I'm a victim,' but I am. I believe it's a trickle-down from Bush...I should have done an audit. I should have done face-time with people. That is true. But did I bring it on myself? I don't think so."

  • Michael Moore plans to make this the subject of his next documentary.
  • Bush is distracting America from the bad Iraq news by slipping LSD into Courtney's heroin.
  • Well, if you don't want to get your political news from Linda Ronstadt, get it from Courtney Love!
  • Actually, it was Bill Clinton's idea that she flash her breasts in public.


    RICHIE SHOWS BREASTS IN AIRPORT
    Her Press Agent's Idea - Nicole Richie had to show her breasts in the Reno, Nevada, airport after her nipple ring set off the metal detector. She said she offered to let the female security officer feel it, but the woman said that wasn't allowed. Richie said, "Thank God, I'm not a shy person." She complained that guys are allowed on planes with lighters and other potentially dangerous items, "but I can't have a nipple ring? What am I gonna do - poke someone in the eye with it?"

  • Knowing Nicole Richie...YES!
  • She plans to prevent this from ever happening again by only wearing see-through shirts from now on.
  • She needs to wear that ring in case there's a wardrobe malfunction.


    TOP FIVE BEACH MOVIE MOMENTS
    From Here To Da Nudity - Blockbuster video ranked the best beach moments in movie history. #5 is Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr rolling in the surf in "From Here to Eternity." #4 was the girl being eaten by a shark at the start of "Jaws." #3 was Bo Derek strolling on the beach in "10." And the top two were identical scenes from 007 movies: Halle Berry emerging from the surf in a bikini in "Die Another Day" (#2), and at #1, Ursula Andress doing the same thing in "Dr. No."

  • Ursula won by a cup size.
  • The films were picked by an expert panel of horny male teenage geeks who work at Blockbuster.
  • They forgot the great moment in "Beach Blanket Bingo" where Frankie Avalon is eaten by a shark.


    MARTHA STEWART NEWS ROUND-UP
    None For The Children: That's Martha's Rule - TheSmokingGun.com obtained a memo from prosecutors to Martha Stewart's judge, refuting her pleas for leniency based on her community service. It says her tax forms show paltry donations to charity. And the "extraordinary" good works she cited include: complimenting staffers at lunch; greeting new neighbors with freshly baked bread; helping an employee find a doctor; consoling a friend whose father died; and giving cocoa to the parents of children who appear on her TV show.

  • With little marshmallows!!...That oughta cut the sentence in half, right there!
  • And giving stock tips.
  • Wait, come to think of it, her staff did all that...
  • And she gives ALL her employees two whole weeks' severance pay!
  • This proves she has attained a level of minimal human decency many doubted she was capable of!

    Write What You Know - Monday, Martha Stewart told Larry King that she plans to write a how-to book about her trial experience, to offer helpful guidelines for others facing the same experience. It would cover how to behave in court, how to attend an interview and what lawyer to choose.

  • That's easy: any lawyer other than hers!
  • Obviously, one who will never stop appealing.
  • It will be entitled "Criminal Defense Strategies For Dummies."

    Ooh, That's Good! Write That Book! - Martha has already inspired a prize-winning piece of literature: Dave Zobel just won the 2004 Bulwer-Lytton contest for the worst-written first sentence of a non-existent novel. It's a long, rambling sentence about a woman resolving to end a love affair quickly, "like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail."

  • Or tossing a salad.
  • That's exactly the way Martha ended her relationship with her stock broker.
  • If he likes swift violence, he should describe how Martha rips off the shrimp's head.