Charlie's site is updated. Highlights include:

• Emmanuelle Seigner spreading her legs on camera in 1991's Bitter Moon;
• Marion Cotillard, newly famous for the Edith Piaf biopic, stark naked front and rear in a 1995 film, and sporting a very impressive rack. (This was filmed earlier than any of our previous caps of her.)

Charlie is now on holiday until late August.

Brandende Liefde

(1983)

"Burning Love" is an earthy romantic comedy from the Netherlands - heavy on the comedy.

Two art students in Amsterdam want to win a scholarship to study in Paris and feel that learning French will give them an advantage. They find the perfect solution in an old woman who not only teaches French, but has influence over the scholarship selection. She lives with her ancient father, who is ill, and a couple, Monique van de Ven and her violinist husband. They are able to secure French lessons with her, and end up living in her attic in exchange for taking care of her father. The students' real reason for staying in her house, however, is to get close enough to Monique van de Ven to get her to pose nude.

As an idea of the humor, one of the artists is at the table for mid-morning coffee, a delightful Dutch custom, and the father is farting. The landlady is trying to ignore him. She offers milk to the artist, and starts pouring it into his coffee before he can say no. He starts stirring it, and it is curdled. He takes a drink anyway, just as the father farts loudly, and he sprays it all over the table.

Other events in this film will have you scratching your head, like Monique van de Ven masturbating one of the artists, or footage of Monique giving birth with inserts of an actual childbirth. Monique was clearly not pregnant for real, as she was married to cinematographer Jan de Bont from 1970 to 1987, and he had no children during that time. Given that fact, the prosthetic stomach was very well done.

It is interesting that the source novel was written by Jan Wolkers, who also wrote Spetters and Turks Fruit, both directed by Paul Verhoeven and photographed by de Bont. Monique appeared in Turks Fruit and in yet another film (Keetje Tippel) directed by Verhoeven and photographed by her husband de Bont. Although Verhoeven went on to great success in Hollywood (Showgirls, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers, Total Recall and Robocop), as did de Bont (Die Hard, Basic Instinct), their earlier Dutch collaborations are believed by many, including me, to be their finest work. This film certainly suffers by comparison to the Verhoeven/de Bont catalogue, although it is probably funny enough if college high jinks and base physical humor appeal to you.

I will call it a C-, assuming you speak Dutch. (It's not for you if you cannot understand Dutch. Although it is available in an all region PAL DVD, it is in Dutch with no subtitles.)

IMDb readers say 5.7.

Monique van de Ven and Ellen Fogel show everything, and Zillah Emanuels shows breasts and buns. We also have male full frontal in two scenes.

It is carried in the US by RLDVDs.com. Click on the image below for details.

 

Epic Movie

The Time Machine is in for service, so we stay close to home. There are only two reasons to see Epic Movie, a mindless piece of crap.

Reason # 1 Audra Lynn who shows full frontal nudity.

Reason # 2 Heather Storm with boobs in bed with a fuzzy Fred Willard.

There, now you can just skip the movie.

The Dukes of Hazzard

A little bonus with Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard - no nudity of course, but she is sexy in her bikini.

El Buque Maldito

El Buque Maldito is a Spanish movie in which, as a publicity stunt, a model agency sends 2 models
with a small boat out to sea to be found by a cruise. Instead a ghost ship finds them first. They come to the rescue but are too late and the rescuers get killed too, just for the fun of it.

Barbara Rey

Ubalda

Another 70's nudie classic with Edwige Fenech

Film clip here. (Tuna's caps can be found in his section or the Encyclopedia.)

The Garden

Ridiculous movie, but Melanie Griffith is very young and completely naked in this film clip.