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"The Next Step" (1997)

The Next Step (1997) is supposedly about the world of Broadway dancers, but, in reality, is about one dancer who is passing his prime, screwing everything that holds still long enough, and desperately trying to keep working as a dancer. Along the way, he cheats on his girlfriend, Kristin Moreu, enough times that she dumps him. We see a nipple slip in one scene, and a dark side breast view. Among the women he has sex with is someone (Pamela Berkeley) he picked up during his brief try as a waiter in a male strip club. She shows clear breasts after sex. He tries to charge her, and ends up grabbing money from her purse. This wouldn't be too bad, except that they want us to care for this character.

There are long dance sequences that are, at best, only interesting to dancers, and they hired dancers for this film, not actors, so there was no acting. Apollo says 50%, IMDB readers say 6.6/10, and I say D+.

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  • Kristin Moreu (1, 2, 3)
  • Pamela Berkeley (1, 2, 3)

    "Justine: In the Heat of Passion" (1996)

    Justine: In the Heat of Passion (1996) is the first of 7 episodes of the Adventures of Justine, which are a soft-core that borrowed a little bit from the Indiana Jones trilogy. Justine is an Archeology student in a small college, and has fantasies about adventures with her handsome favorite professor. In this first volume, they travel to Egypt to see the lost temple of Isis, she is kidnapped in a Chinese antique shop, and they travel to Alaska in search of a magic Eskimo whale's tooth. They find reasons to have nudity on screen through most of the running time, but, since the credits on each DVD are for the entire series, I was only able to ID two of the women in this first episode, Daneen Boone as Justine, and Odette Miro as a villain (every episode so far has included an evil woman.

    The simulated sex scenes are way too long, use lengthy dissolves, and rotate the camera around the couple, all of which distracts from the story and the sex. On the other hand, the women are attractive, and the nudity well-lit. The set decoration is also colorful, although obviously shot in a studio with caned second unit shots for fill. The series was a co-operative effort by the Irish, Dutch and French. I have to assume that they had some sort of release in Europe, although I can find nothing about that on line. Roger Corman acquired the US rights, and chose to release them as a boxed set. The stories are lame, the plots are weak, the acting is not that good, and the sex is tepid, but the nudity is good. As a softcore, it is a C. I hope the series gets better.

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  • Daneen Boone (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Odette Miro (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Tomcat
    Today 'caps are from 1986's "Devil in the Flesh".

  • Maruschka Detmers shows her breasts in just about all of these. #1 is bush only, and #8 is bum only.
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

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  • Katie Holmes, lovely as always and once again in topless scenes from "The Gift"

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  • Spaz
    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Torri Higginson This beauty from William Shatner's "Tek Wars" is very nude but showing little in the cable comedy movie "Balls Up" (1997). You can see a couple flashes of nipple and her butt but it's very dark.

    Karen Duffy From the sci-fi movie "Synapse" (1996) aka "Memory Run". Again, showing little nudity because it's dark.

    Patsy Stephen Frequently topless for A-cup fans in the Australian prostitution drama "Kiss the Night" (1989) aka "Candy Regentag". This movie is very similar to the documentary-type "Working Girls" (1986) capped this week by Tuna.

    Danone Simpson (aka Danone Camden) The Dallas star showing all three B's as the untouchable redneck princess in "The Killer Instinct" (1982) aka "Trapped". The city slicker caught sleeping with her is literally tarred and feathered by the enraged inbred hillbillies.

    Gina Dick Having her boobies exposed by redneck in "The Killer Instinct".

    Susan Petrie Topless within minutes after the opening credits before getting killed in "Vengeance Is Mine" (1974) aka "Blood For Blood".

    Susan Petrie (aka Sue Helen Petrie) was Canada's little sweetheart when she starred in the Gidget-type CBC television series "Toby" (1968) as the perky teen lead Toby Mitchell. The series got quickly canceled after one season and after that she did mostly soft-porn (this is by mild 1970s standards meaning mostly boobs) for the Quebec-based Cinépix movie production company. Her last acting credit was in 1976 before finally going into obscurity (probably got married and raising more Tobys). Kind of like what happened to Margaret Langrick of "My American Cousin" fame.

    Monika Tymofijow
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Former bunnybabe doing some full frontal and full dorsal posing on a German TV magazine show.

    Susen Tiedtke A German long jumper seen here posing topless and nearly full frontal on German TV. According to UC99 she will be appearing in the rabbit mag soon.

    and ...
    Josie Maran
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    These scans of Josie topless are not new, but they are some of the best versions I've ever seen of these pics. Fantastic job by Artisane!

    Kim Basinger
    (1, 2, 3)

    Kim Basinger...winner of the k.d. Lang look-a-like contest. Scans by Blackshine.

    Marisa Tomei Looking very nice with a subtle hint of see-thru nipple exposure. The pic was taken backstage somewhere....this is just a guess, but based on the names written on the wall behind her, it was some major Estrogen Event.

    Joanna Taylor and Danniella Brent

    The Hollyoaks babes topless at the beach, by Skease.

    The Funnies
  • The sin of vanity

    The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

    "What is it, child?"

    "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

    The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."

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