Saw a couple of interesting clips, one of Muriel Montossey in Cecilia and the other of Natasha Alam in Shadow Puppets. So I strung together a few images into collages of hooters and bums.

Muriel:

Natasha has a most delightful caboose:

 

And then there is Valentina Vaughn plus a couple of friends in Andrew Blake's Valentina. Because Ms Vaughn and one of her friends, Charlie Laine, were Pets of the Penthouse variety, Mr Blake was contractually obligated to put them into a weird-ass les-fest of a movie with no plot and every conceivable camera trick. We call that art. Vaughn and Laine are beauties, however, and both are committed to making all the world a gynecologist. Yep, sure are.

 

Valentina Vaughn

 (Film clips)

 

 

Charlie Laine

 

Bobbi Blair

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First it was his huge power bill, gas-guzzling jets and limos, and CO2-generating concert, and now Al Gore is being slammed for environmental hypocrisy over his daughter's wedding.  At the Beverly Hills ceremony, guests dined on Chilean sea bass, which a Humane Society spokeswoman protested is one of the world's most endangered fish.  About half of it is illegally harvested in violation of
environmental protection laws.  She said Gore "should choose something else to eat."  

*  I mean, look at him: he can't be that picky an eater. 

*  It's okay: Al bought $10,000 worth of bass offsets.



Police in Largo, Florida, were called to investigate a disturbance at a bar and found local man Dana Ferrell Shelton there, apparently intoxicated.  But they found no problems and told him to move along.  However, Shelton grabbed a phone and called the 911 police emergency line to report that he was "surrounded by Largo police" and needed help. Police said they were just standing there scratching their heads.  Shelton was charged with misusing the 911 line and could face a $1,000 fine and up to a year in jail.

*  He used his one phone call to try to call Batman. 


 

A homeowner in Roy, Utah, was arrested for attempted homicide after he caught a stranger in his back yard trying to light his barbecue grill and chased after him with a gun, firing six shots at the intruder.  They all missed.  A police spokesman said nobody should wake up to find an intruder in his back yard doing anything, but "the
law's very specific" that you can't shoot someone for trying to use your barbecue grill.

*  Well, maybe not THAT specific.

*  In Texas, the law specifically says that you CAN.



Paris Hilton said God taught her in jail to be a more serious person and help others, but so far, she's mostly been photographed clubbing, frolicking in a bikini with the top off and wearing a shirt with her own face on it.  However, she's finally about to do something for humanity: she's recording another album.  An insider close to Hilton told E! Online, "Of all her projects, her music is the most important to her.  She really works very hard to be taken seriously in the industry and make good music people will enjoy."

*  Humanity replied that they'd prefer she just keep frolicking in the topless bikini. 

*  She could finally bring all of humanity together as one in agreement that her music really and truly reeks.

*  To prove jail really did change her, it will be an album of prison work songs.