Friday

Tuna
Scoop's note:

I don't know exactly what happened over the years, but I seem to have lost all the attachments for this issue.

Tuna's items can be found in his section. The others, sadly, can't be recaptured.

 

 

"Girl in Trouble"

Girl in Trouble (1963) is a nudie from Lee Beale, and is a cautionary tale for naive country girls who dream of excitement in the big city. Tammy Clark has been living with her father and playing cook and bottle washer, and is in love with Ray Menard, but doesn't want to move from one kitchen to another without living a little, so she packs a suitcase, and starts hoofing it to New Orleans. Part way through her 200 mile trek, she twists her ankle. When a passing motorist offers her a ride, she accepts. She dozes off, he stops the car and tries to rape her. She manages to grab a big rock and knock him over the head. Leaving him laying on the side of the road and presumed dead, she takes his car and drives the rest of the way. She checks into a fleabag hotel, but finds the aging letch of a desk clerk peeping on her while she is washing the blood out of her clothes.

Her next stop is a rooming house where she is befriended by an ex stripper and prostitute. She helps her land a job as a lingerie model after she is fired from a waitress job for refusing sex with the owner. She is sent to a private showing at a hotel, and the client rapes her. Then she turns to stripping. Things go bad when her long lost love sees her doing her act.

She shows breasts numerous times, and wears amazing early 60s industrial strength lingerie. I enjoyed seeing the period cars, clothes, hairdos, etc, and it was not a bad B&W transfer of this forgotten film. The genre is early exploitation, and this is a good example. C.

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  • Tammy Clark (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28)

    "Good Time with a Bad Girl"

    Good Time with a Bad Girl (1967) is an early nudie from Barry Mahan, who turned eventually to children's films. A well to do business owner is forced to land his private plain in Las Vegas due to electrical storms further East. He invites his wife to join him for a vacation, but she refuses to miss her garden club meeting. Then he meets 17 year old Barbara Keesling, whose chief virtue is having no morals at all. She latches on to him as a sugar daddy, and he, at first, enjoys being around her. She stays in his hotel room, and sleeps in his bed, but they don't have sex. The next morning, he decides that she should be more like a daughter to him (She is a year younger than his own daughter). The two go horseback riding, where Keesling attracts the attention of a horny cowboy and his bisexual girlfriend.

    They pair are invited to a party, which turns out to be an orgy. The businessman leaves in disgust after seeing Keesling in bed with the cowboy and a lesbian with a vibrator. Keesling shows breasts and buns throughout the film. Several other women also show breasts at the orgy. This is a rather lame story with very little plot and no tension, and is only an excuse to show naked women, which I suppose is not all bad. The transfer was obviously made from a work print, but is not bad, other than a few scratches. This is a D, tits but no real story.

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  • Barbara Keesling (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Site Updates:

  • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated.


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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

  • Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Harold Robbins's Body Parts

    Bonus (not from Shiloh)

    • I have no idea whether this is really TV star and beauty pageant winner Jayne Kennedy, but many people believe that it is. Assuming that it is, it is the mother of "home sex tapes". (.wmv - zip)

    • I love this scene. Joely Richardson running around stark naked in Lady Chatterley.  (.wmv - zip)

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    The Ghost's Summer O' Skinemax continues with more scenes from the 1994 softcore flick "Play Time". Both ladies show plenty of breast and thong views, plus some mild 3-way and lesbo lovin' (links 13-16 and 23-25).

    In the video clips, some highlights include:
    Monique Parent masturbating while Jennifer Burton dances (link #3)
    Burton rubbing lotion on Parent (link #5)
    3-way hot tub lovin' (lnks 6 and 7)
    Lesbotronics in #9.

    Late Night Talk Show Round-Up
    Celebs showing off some skin on the talk show circuit...

    • Brandy showing some leg and abs while performing on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn". (1, 2)

    • Halle Berry showing off legs, cleavage and her new shaggy hair do (or hair don't) on "The Tonight Show". Leno almost cops a feel in links 3 and 4. Halle drinks Jack Daniels from the bottle in #5, and then plays with a whip in 6 and 7. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Hilary Duff on Letterman promoting her latest cheesey teen flick, "A Cinderella Story". (1, 2, 3)

    Variety
    Michelle Trachtenberg
    (1, 2)

    Buffy's little sister looking great in a bikini top in scenes from one of our favorite comedies of 2004, "Eurotrip". Click here for the Scoopy.com review.

    Jamie Lee Curtis Another look at a classic moment in screen nudity (as well as a look at some of the best breasts ever). Jamie Lee topless in scenes from the Eddie Murphy/Dan Aykroyd comedy, "Trading Places (1983).

    Halle Berry Thanks to Squiddy for this production still of Halle and her cleavage in full Catwoman gear. "Catwoman" opens in theaters July 23rd.

    Edwige Fenech A Dragonscan 'cap of the Euro-actress soaking wet and baring a breast in scenes from the Italian film "Il Ladrone" (1979).

    Marina Sirtis
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the Star Trek babe topless in scenes from the direct-to-video movie "Paradise Lost" (1999).

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    CELEBRITY POLITICAL ROUND-UP
    New Spokesman: Rush Limbaugh - Slim-Fast has dropped Whoopi Goldberg as a celebrity spokesperson after she sparked outrage with lewd jokes about President Bush's name and her crotch at a John Kerry fundraiser. Slim-Fast said they were "disappointed" in Goldberg's remarks and regret so many customers were offended.

  • Besides, she's still got a huge butt.
  • Also, the "Drink this and look like Whoopi Goldberg" campaign wasn't catching on.
  • Whoopi's ad slogan was "I'm a big loser!"...And whattaya know: she was.

    Da Hell Wit It! - Wednesday, former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka announced that he won't run for Senate, leaving Republicans still without a candidate in Illinois. George Wendt, who played "Da Bears'" Superfan Bob Szworski on "Saturday Night Live," predicted that if Ditka ran, he'd get 118.4 percent of the vote, factoring in the dead people voting in Chicago.

  • Nah, all the dead people in Chicago vote for the Democrat.
  • Also factoring in all Da Bears fans voting 20 or 30 times.
  • Ditka just didn't want all the other Senators bugging him for free Levitra.


    PARIS GETS CUT OF SEX TAPE PROFITS
    Paris On $400,000 A Night - Paris Hilton has settled her lawsuit against ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, who made the sex tape that ended up for sale on the Internet. She agreed to accept a portion of the profits, about $400,000. Her reps say most of the money will go to "worthy charities." * It will mostly go to poor, Third World orphans who work in designer clothing sweatshops.

  • She wants to buy spray-on tans for poor women.
  • Wow, $400,000 for one night! You could stay in the ACTUAL Paris Hilton for that!
  • She would give up all of the money, but then she couldn't claim that she'd turned pro.