| Tuna  | 
             
            
                "The
                Dreamlife of Angles"  
                The Dreamlife of Angles (La Vie Rêvée des
                Anges, 1998) stars Élodie Bouchez who you all
                remember from The Wild Reeds, and less well known
                Natacha Régnier. Natacha is an incredibly cute
                and charismatic petite young actress with lovely
                small but all-natural breasts and perfect perky
                pink nipples.  
                Ok, go ahead and look. I'll wait here.  
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                Natacha Regnier (1,
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                See, I told you.  
                It is difficult to draw an audience in and
                hold them through an entire film, even when it is
                a high-testosterone suspense thriller, but try it
                with a long, subtitled character driven drama.
                That is exactly what writer/director Erick Zonca
                attempted here, and achieved. It is a slice of
                life story centered around two lower class 20
                something girls. Isa (played by Bouchez) is a
                drifter with a zest for life, an upbeat attitude,
                and great compassion and empathy. When she tries
                to sell a card (hand made from library magazine
                images and construction paper) to a bar patron,
                he gives her a real job as a seamstress. She is a
                disaster at any regular work, and has no idea at
                all how to sew, but it is here that she meets
                Marie(Régnier). Marie is a polar opposite --
                sullen, caustic and a loner. They meet over lunch
                break, and when Isa is fired her first day, Marie
                agrees to let her sleep in her flat. To be more
                precise, she is house-sitting the flat as it's
                owners are in a coma from an auto accident.  
                Isa and Marie become inseparable. They meet
                two motorcycling bouncers, and, after a rocky
                start, spend time with them. Marie becomes
                intimate with the genuinely nice but overweight
                and unattractive of the two, and Isa forms a
                friendship with them without getting too close to
                either man. After finding a diary kept by the
                younger of the accident victims, she starts
                visiting the young girl in hospital, and spends
                hours reading to her in hopes it will bring her
                out of her coma. Her mother has already died from
                her injuries. Meanwhile, Marie has become
                intimate with a young womanizing nightclub owner.
                The more Marie sees of men, the further she and
                Isa drift apart.  
                This is enough to give you an idea. As mundane
                as the plot sounds, I was drawn in to these
                characters, and their small lives. Part of the
                reason was the direction, which was carefully
                designed to hold interest, but the chief reason
                was brilliant performances from everyone, but
                especially Bouchez and Régnier. Mine is not a
                minority opinion. They won best actress in nearly
                every European festival. It is a travesty that
                this film didn't get so much as a nod from the
                Academy. Art direction was also great, but not
                impressive. Outside shots of the small industrial
                French town were intentionally drab and
                depressing. Some of the interiors, however, were
                vibrant. A lot of the photography was done with
                hand-held cameras, which gave a real feeling of
                intimacy. The sound and score were done with
                absolute precision. This made for a very
                realistic feel to the film, and helped to sustain
                interest. If you like character driven drama at
                all, don't miss this one.  
                "Blaze
                Starr Goes Nudist"  
                Early exploitation producers discovered that
                they could get away with nudity in Nudist films.
                This is one of them, but with a twist. It
                features Blaze Starr. This is the same Blaze
                Starr whose affair with Huey Long cost him the
                job of governor of Louisiana. (This was the
                subject of the Paul Newman film, Blaze). This was
                produced by Doris Wishman. The story is typical
                of these nudist films. Blaze is an over-worked
                actress, and runs into a theater to hide from
                autograph hounds. A nudist film is playing.
                Nudism looks like the perfect cure for her
                stress, so she joins and loves it.  
                Something Weird video did an amazing job on
                the restoration and transfer, and even included a
                short of actual Starr strip performances. The
                "nudists" are more than likely
                actresses, as most of them have tan lines.  
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                Blaze Starr (1,
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                Nudist (1,
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                | Johnny Web  | 
             
            
                | "Telling
                You (1999)  I got tricked into
                watching this puppy. Recent, R-rated movie,
                starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, and IMDb says it
                has scenes of sexuality. Baloney. If there is any
                sex, I missed it. No nudity. No reason for an
                r-rating except a few "fucks" and
                "fuck yous". JLH plays a
                fashion-obsessed bimbo, but stays fully clothed.
                Dreadful, talky, boring gen-y movie about coming
                of age. The dialogue consists of crap like
                "if you could have Superman on your football
                team, would you play him on offense or
                defense?" I think somebody thought this was
                fresh. As it turns out, it was fresh horse
                manure. IMBb viewers rate it 3.5. To make a quick
                point of reference, Ed Wood's "Glen or
                Glenda" is 3.4.  
                "And God
                Created Woman" (1996) 
                David Friedman's eccentric autobiography,
                "A Youth In Babylon" mentions that this
                was the first European movie ever to receive
                general US distribution in its original version.
                Although many foreign films had traveled the
                arthouse circuit, this one actually made it into
                drive-ins and the old pussycat circuit. Just
                prior to "Woman", Friedman and his
                cohorts had circulated Bergman's "Sommeren
                med Monika", but the promoters cut it about
                in half, dubbed in American voices, and re-scored
                the entire movie to make it light-hearted.
                Bergman wouldn't even have recognized the thing.
                It was successful because (1) it had some
                fleeting nudity when Harriet Anderson did a
                skinny dip. (2) it somehow escaped the
                "Condemned" rating from the Legion of
                Decency. I actually enjoyed the Legion's ratings.
                I only went to movies they condemned, because you
                couldn't trust the ads. Exploitation filmmakers
                always tried to make it seem like there was more
                flesh in their movies, but if the Legion
                condemned it, you could trust that it would have
                nudity or extreme weirdness. It also turned out
                that these were some of the best films of their
                era, like "The Pawnbroker", so I got an
                education as well.  
                Friedman tells one absolutely hilarious story
                where they were once picketed by the Knights of
                Columbus in full regalia, with ceremonial swords
                and the assorted headgear of the old British
                Admiralty. Initially, Friedman and his mentor
                thought it was a street theater group performing
                "H.M.S. Pinafore", but when they
                figured out the situation, they turned it to
                their advantage as a free publicity opportunity.
                During the brouhaha between the promoters, the
                cops, the public, and the press, Kroger Babb,
                Friedman's mentor, kept referring to the
                festooned Knights as "Admiral" and
                "Commodore".  
                Anyway, when Monika made a few bucks, the
                exploitation guys looked around for some
                Euroflicks where they could get the US
                distribution rights cheap, and not have to spend
                all the money they spent making Monika acceptable
                to a general audience. This particular Vadim
                flick, And God Created Woman, was in vivid color,
                featured the beautiful Bardot in lovely locales,
                and wasn't too depressing, so it was a natural to
                be the frontrunner. By our standards, there
                wasn't much nudity in it, but for the time, it
                was shocking. Many more Bardot flicks followed,
                and Bardot's fame in America was thereafter
                certifiable across all economic classes. The
                working class guys couldn't tell you what
                continent France is on, but they could tell you
                the country's sexiest film star. 
                Bardot. (These are actually my collages from
                Tuna's captures) (1,
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                "Hackers"
                (1995)  
                In the two words above, you have all the
                review you need, "Hackers" and
                "1995". Given the rate of acceleration
                in technological development it all fields, the
                gap between now and 1995 is about the same as the
                gap between 1995 and Attila the Hun. Come to
                think of it, the best internet site of the first
                Christian milennium was probably Uncle Attila's
                Hun House, but I digress. It's kind of hilarious
                to hear them stand back in absolute awe at a new
                laptop computer with a 8k of ram and built-in
                28.8 modem! Man, that's the power to harness the
                universe right there. Well, it must have
                impressed filmmakers who still owned their
                Commodore 64's.  
                It seems to me that future forecasts are
                always wrong, since they always base the future
                on an exaggerated version of the trends of the
                present. But the cycle of history shows that
                things do not move forever in a straight line.
                When trends become unacceptable to most people,
                countervailing trends moderate the development,
                often to a radically different path, and we can't
                really predict how long it will take for the
                direction to change. Vico theorized that it was
                circular, but I think that oversimplifies. We
                move forward, but not in a straight line, and we
                often double back temporarily.  
                The book "1984" assumed that the
                future would be a darker extension of the
                Stalin/Hitler phenomenon of absolute state
                interference in all thought processes. What could
                be further from the truth? If anything, the world
                is moving toward absolute anarchy as much as
                toward absolute monarchy.  
                About the only literary future scenario that
                seems all too close to us now is "A
                Clockwork Orange", which seemed to be on
                target in its prediction of a youth culture
                filled with drugs, music, sex, and stylized
                violence. But even that could change
                dramatically. We may yet see a more peaceful
                world. If you had seen the sleaze and lawlessness
                of Times Square in the 1980's, you could not have
                predicted what it would be like today. You would
                have imagined Blade Runner coming to life by now.
                You would have predicted further deterioration at
                a similar rate instead of the response of a
                countervailing force which turned it in a
                completely opposite direction, so that it is now
                like Disney North. An excess of anything seems to
                max out at some point and cause a
                counter-reaction.  
                It seems that very few people, neither
                literary nor scientific types, can build any kind
                of model that can predict when existing trends
                will be modified by countervailing pressures, or
                simply by chance. Pretend you were living in
                1940, and try to predict what 1946 would be like.
                Who could have known that Hitler was stupid
                enough to invade Russia so late in the year? Who
                could have predicted that Japan wanted to force a
                war with the country that had most of the world's
                industrial capacity? Who could know that the race
                to develop atomic weapons and rocketry would end
                up the way it did? Modeling the future from 1940,
                I doubt many people had an accurate idea of what
                1946 would be like. Now add this to the equation.
                According to futurists the rate of change is
                accelerating constantly. In other words, it's
                probably about a thousand times harder to predict
                2006 from 2000 as it was to predict 1946 from
                1940.  
                Let's consider science, and how recent
                developments have altered the thinking from just
                five years ago.  
                One team in Italy, another in Princeton, New
                Jersey, are convinced that the speed of light is
                not an absolute. That it may be possible to force
                a laser beam through controlled environments at
                hundreds of times the speed of light. Think about
                the implications for space exploration, and how
                it might change all our assumptions about the
                universe.  
                Just a couple years ago, virtually all
                scientists would tell you that the universe must
                be teeming with other technological societies,
                given the vast number of stars, the likelihood of
                planets, and the presumed life-imperative. (Which
                means that when life can exist, it will exist.
                Nature's imperative.) But we have now scoured an
                area 40,000 light years in radius without finding
                any trace of radio waves. Nothing. Now scientists
                are turning toward the theory that while life is
                an imperative, technological life may be an
                accident. Remember it appears to have been an
                accident on our own planet. They now believe that
                technological life exists only because of a one
                in a zillion fluke: the Alvarez Hypothesis. A
                meteor strikes earth, destroys all the giant
                reptiles who have held sway for 140 million
                years, and permits mammal life to flourish in the
                new world. But take away that fluke meteor,
                change its path in space by a thousandth of a
                degree, and there's no technological life on this
                planet. The dinosaurs made no progress toward
                technology in 140 million years, and they'd have
                made no more in the next couple of million.  
                Imagine what's going to happen in genetics in
                the next few years. I wish I were my daughter's
                age. I would own every book on genetics. Remember
                how the computer age has developed from 1980
                until now. Genetics are about at the stage now
                that computers were at in 1980. Now that they've
                assembled the human DNA sequence, what is the
                limit to that knowledge?  
                Finally, what happens in astronomy as we look
                out ever farther? Each time we see stars farther
                away, we are seeing them farther back in time.
                Where does that end? Do we finally see an end to
                that? Let's say the universe is "x"
                years old. What happens when we look at stars
                whose light is "x+1" years away. If
                there is no more physical universe, what is
                there?  
                The answers to these questions may radically
                change the future in ways we can't begin to
                predict. Or the chaos theorists may have their
                way, and something which now seems completely
                unpredicable, some chance occurance in global
                climate, perhaps another rogue meteor, may
                re-shuffle the deck again. OK, interesting
                speculation, but enough of my babbling away like
                Marshall McLuhan. Here's Jolie, looking quite
                different from today. The frame where she wears
                warpaint is from the trailer, and I didn't see it
                in the film. The one of her in the transparent
                blouse came as a surprise to me, since I didn't
                remember it from the captures I had seen.  
                Angelina Jolie (1, 2, 3)  
                New from
                Graphic Response  
                Cynthia
                Nixon from "Sex and the City",
                episode: "Games People Play".    
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                | WhyScan's Page Three
                Report  | 
             
            
                | If Page Three is unfamiliar to
                you, this
                link describes the Page Three tradition.  | 
             
            
                | Today's Page 3 girl....Melanie,
                20, from Watford. (1, 2, 3, 4)    | 
             
            
                | Crow.  | 
             
            
                DeDee Pfeiffer and Holly
                Robinson playing in the mud from the show For
                Your Love. The consensus is that they were
                topless, but I did see a bodywrap on Holly after
                she dropped her robe.  
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                | C2000  | 
             
            
                Lara Belmont  
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                Comments by C2000:  
                These are caps from the British movie 'The War
                Zone'. Its a very black film and unfortunately
                the scenes were quite dark as well. It is also
                being released on DVD so hopefully better quality
                caps will appear. The film is about incest and
                a thoroughly dysfunctional family. The acting is
                very good and it was critically acclaimed. This
                was the young, British actress' first role. She
                was only 18 at the time, and there is
                considerable nudity from her.  
                Nudity Breakdown:  
                #1 and #2 are topless scenes. I apologize for the
                poor quality of #2  
                #3 Full frontal nudity. It was a quick flash but
                I managed to snatch quite a few captures!  
                #4 and #5 Full nudity as she has sex with Ray
                Winstone (her father)  
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                | Laura
                Bailey | 
                Comments by C2000:  
                Here is something I was hoping other viewers
                might be able to clarify for me: I've come across
                what looks like a screen grab of model Laura
                Bailey (of Richard Gere fame). Do you know of any
                movies she has appeared topless in? She was cut
                from the cinema release of "Lock,Stock &
                2Smoking" Barrels - may be this is from the
                Director's cut?    | 
             
            
                | and ...  | 
             
            
                Kari Wuhrer  
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                From the new VH-1 movie
                "Out of Sync". Kari plays the Milli to
                someone else's Vanilli. No nudity, but several
                'caps full of skin and cleavage. Overall, #2 is
                probably the best.  | 
             
            
                Tara Reid  
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                Several collages of the
                "American Pie" star topless from
                "Body Shots" by Mr. Skin.  | 
             
            
                | Tara
                Reid | 
                Again from "Body Shots", but this
                time by Akira  | 
             
            
                | Lise
                Cutter | 
                Nice assortment of topless 'caps from
                "Fleshtone", by Aussie  | 
             
            
            
                | Joely
                Richardson | 
                Full frontal vidcaps from "Lady
                Chatterley", by Watty.  | 
             
         
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