Tuesday

 

Today's Images.
Mr. Scanman, bring me a dream
  • The Scanman is a fairly new contributor to the page, but he brings us some fresh material and technical excellence. His first subject today, Monica Nickel in "Erotic Passion".
  • Scanman: Monica Nickel in "Erotic Passion".
  • Scanman: Monica Nickel in "Erotic Passion".
  • Scanman: Anita Wilson in "Erotic Passion".
  • Scanman: "Criminal Intent", featuring Joan Severance, in her brief, now-forgotten career before "The Love Boat". Imagine that, I didn't even know she had done anything else.
  • Scanman: "Criminal Intent", featuring Joan Severance. Just as TV programs have sub-captions for the hearing-impaired, I am now captioning this page for the humor-impaired. Note to the humor-impaired: the above comments about Severance are ironic. That means I don't mean it, possibly even that I mean the opposite of what I say.
  • Scanman: "Criminal Intent", featuring Joan Severance.
  • Scanman: Emma Samms in "Shadow of a Stranger". She isn't naked, but is certainly beautiful.
    • Don't give me that song and dance, Mr.
  • One of the early MTV VJ's, Nina Blackwood.
  • T and Danii, from the pop group "Mr. President". As far as I know, T is not related to Mr. T.
  • T and Danii, from the pop group "Mr. President".
  • T and Danii, from the pop group "Mr. President". This is the same picture that appeared here last week, so if you saw it, skip it now.
  • Fiona Friggin' Apple in a semi-sheer blouse
  • Pretty picture of FFA (Fiona Friggin' Apple), even though nothing is exposed.
  • Hey, this is new to me! Moon Unit Zappa in a fish-net top.
  • Natalie Imbruglia, at 23 a fledgling superstar. No nudity.
  • This is supposed to be Kim Wilde in a French tabloid. This isn't a nude, and the commentary is in French, but I think you probably still want to see it.
  • Dolly Parton downblouse, and there's an awful lot in there.
  • This is another, better scan of that controversial Sarah Brightman album cover.
  • ballet's Sophie Guillem.
  • ballet's Sophie Guillem.
  • ballet's Sophie Guillem.
  • D'Arcy in a sheer top.
  • Shirley Manson upskirt. I'm not sure exactly what is showing, but it's pretty good, whatever it is
  • Toni Braxton only weighs about 41 kilos (90 pounds, or 6 stone 6, for you hopeless romantics), but you have to be impressed with the way it is distributed over her frame. Here she is in a lace-net top. Apparently, she wore this in public. Brave girl.
  • Courtney Love has now had fifteen minutes of fame TWICE. This is one of those phenomena that cannot be easily explained, like the existence of Quarks, the plot of "Finnegan's Wake", or the ongoing popularity of Antonio Banderas.
  • Victoria Adams is "Posh Spice", a member of an unknown British singing group which England is hoping to use as a counter-attack against the US threat to allow Kevin Costner to do "Robin Hood 2: The Wrath of Nottingham". Note to the humor-impaired: the foregoing is filled with irony, as well as general bullshit.
  • Shania Twain. No nudity, but she looks gorgeous.
  • Jodi Watley's sister, Michelle Watley. Hard Copy said that she has a career in naughty videos under the name of Midori. I reckon with that name she must have some good melons. note to the humor-impaired: Midori is a melon-flavored liquor.
    • Must see
  • First vidcaps I've seen from "Wild Things".
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