Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Is it a biopic of Ray Corrigan?
It's "Short Cuts" meets "Two Days in the Valley" meets
"Grand Canyon" meets "Pulp Fiction" meets "Magnolia" - which is to
say it is an episodic ensemble drama which takes place over a short
period of time and features unrelated lives which are somehow mysteriously and
technique has been overused. And, yes, the concept can lacks credibility when
everyone keeps running into everyone else in a metropolitan area of
ten million people. But you have to realize that this is no longer a
trope or a device, but merely a screen convention. Is it believable
that two Nazi officers speak to one another in English? Of course
not. We accept it because it is an accepted convention of English
language films. There are several ways to do it, and we accept all
In some movies they speak German with subtitles. In other movies,
they speak English with German accents. In other movies, they simply
speak the English of native English speakers. Neither of the last
two options is believable, but we accept those choices because they are
conventional. The same is true of the coincidences in these ensemble
dramas. We just accept the fact that any given dozen people in L.A.
will not only run into one of the other twelve, but possibly several
of them. Face it, dude, if I choose you as one of my twelve
people to focus on, there is nothing you can do to avoid meeting the other
eleven. It works just like in that Final Destination movie - your
destiny is sealed. Even if you decide to stay home in bed all day,
one of the twelve will come to the door to sell you Grit Magazine;
another will fly a private plane through your second story window; a third
will arrive with the paramedics who respond to the plane crash; and
so forth. It is also noteworthy that the other eleven will not only
run into you, but into one another as well. The kid selling Grit
will be the nephew of the pilot, and will sell a subscription to the
That's a wacky ol' thang I like to call Karakter
I blame Thonton Wilder for this convention.
"Thornton Wilder? There's a blast from the past!
Wasn't he a great playwright and novelist from many decades ago?"
Yup, but he's the man to blame. Last week I blamed
Eugene O'Neill and his play Strange Interlude for all the
unnecessary gimmicks used in "The Life and Death of Peter Sellers"
to reveal the thoughts of the characters. This time I blame Thornton
Wilder and "The Bridge of San Luis Rey" for all the mysterious
interconnections that permeate ensemble dramas. That book featured a
humble monk who decided to investigate the lives of some people
killed together while crossing a collapsing bridge. He wanted to determine
why God had chosen those particular people to die that day. He spent
five years researching five people who were crossing a bridge on the
same day and found the highly dreaded "mysterious interconnections."
Since Wilder was a great writer, he was able to use the technique to
create a Pulitzer winning novel, and in the end the interconnections
really meant nothing at all. The monk abandoned his quest for the
link between them, set aside all thoughts of the meaning of their
deaths, and decided to write about the meaning of their lives:
"Almost no one remembers Esteban and Pepita but myself. Soon we
shall die and all memory of those five will have left the earth, and
we ourselves should be loved for awhile and forgotten. But the love
will have been enough."
Unfortunately, very few of us remember the beauty
and depth of Wilder's story, but the goddamned mysterious
interconnections live on.
This is yet further proof of my hypothesis that
great playwrights can be blamed for everything which can not be
blamed on the Bossa Nova. It always boils down to that choice. Let's
say you get fired from your cushy job as a drawbridge oiler. Maybe
your wife ran away with her tango instructor, a guy named Raoul with
a pencil-thin moustache. You could blame yourself, but you should
not. The culprit is either George Bernard Shaw or the Bossa Nova.
In defense of Crash, it does earn the right to use
the much despised mysterious interconnections because there is
actually a point to it. The film posits that we seem to hate one
another all too often, and yet we depend on one another.
Sophisticated Thandie Newton hates the racist white cop who once felt her
up under the flimsy pretense of a weapon pat-down, and yet the same
cop later saves her life after an auto accident, by willingly
assuming a risk to his own life that he might have avoided. How
should she feel about him then? She hated him. She needed him.
Perhaps she later hated the fact that she needed him.
Crash is about racism, but not about the kind of
racism that causes us to jail or even hang strangers for their skin
color, but about the kind of racism that permeates the everyday
lives of most of us. What small, unarmed white woman, no matter how
liberal and sophisticated her thinking, has not felt fear at walking
alone on a deserted city street directly toward two large young
black men? Would she feel the same fear if they were white? If the
answer is no, it's racism, and most of us are guilty of it. Oh,
don't act blameless. You are guilty of it as well, no matter who you
are. Yesterday I was in a convenience store, expecting to have to
explain a complicated request to the clerk in words he would
understand. I didn't know the guy, but my mind worked in that
direction because he had an Asian face. As it turns out, he was a
Japanese-American college student who spoke English approximately as
well as William F. Buckley Jr, but that isn't really germane. He might
have turned out to be incapable of understanding me, just as I
anticipated, but my point would still be the same. I assumed he
would be unable to speak English only because he looked Asian. If he
had been a blond guy in the same job, I would have assumed no such
problem. That's what prejudice is all about. The word itself means
"to judge in advance" - to assume that an individual will behave a
certain way because he or she is a member of a certain group.
This kind of racism is an important part of our
social conditioning. How many times in high school were you reminded
that your school was better than Such-and-such Academy? How many
times did you start a sentence with "kids from that school are ..."
This social conditioning is nothing uniquely American. As an
American expatriate for many years, I can't tell you how many times
I heard how "you Yanks" or "you Americans" think. What the hell is
that all about, anyway? Am I supposed to think like Darth Cheney or
Good Time Ralphie Nader? We seem to want to validate ourselves by
believing that the group we belong to is the best one. Not merely
"as good as" the others, but better. Perhaps it is because we are
unhappy with our personal accomplishments and need the vicarious
superiority of the group we belong to or would like to belong to. Or
not. What the hell do I know? Ask Dr. Phucking Phil.
At any rate, Crash is about that kind of racism,
the kind of assumptions we make about individuals. Ryan Phillippe
plays a liberal cop who ends up shooting a black hitchhiker because
a situation escalates from a simple misunderstanding - he gets
irritated and distrustful because the black man says he loves ice
hockey and country music. Phillippe assumes that he's being
ridiculed, and an atmosphere of antagonism develops. As it turns
out, the black guy was speaking without irony, but who would have
guessed? We make assumptions. Even good people. The film goes to
great pains to establish that Phillippe is a compassionate liberal
man, then ends up turning him into a murderer for having made the
wrong assumptions about a black man. The film goes to great pains to
establish that even the "bad cop" (Matt Dillon) is a good man deep
inside, a guy who risks his life for people and cares tenderly for
his dad. Yet he is filled with racist assumptions which in his case
are very close to the surface. Those assumptions are a part of our
lives, not because we are evil, but because, as the old song goes,
"you've got to be carefully taught" to be a racist, and our society
teaches us well.
I don't love this movie the way some of the
critics do (Ebert: ★★★★), but I like it. Assuming you have no problem
accepting the much abhorred "mysterious interconnections"
convention, it packs a lot of emotional punch, and I liked the fact
that it used humor to lighten the load of the ongoing ominous music
and Greek Tragedy plotting.
I really enjoyed the banter between Ludacris and Larenz Tate as two
intelligent black carjackers who are always bickering about how
black males fit into society. They function as kind of a Greek
chorus for the film, and provide the kind of funny, everyday
insights that Travolta and Jackson provided in Pulp Fiction. The
film could have used more of that humor, especially from the
non-black characters. Are black people the only Americans with a
sense of humor?
The director is named James Haggis, so Crash is without a doubt the best film ever
directed by a man named after a
Scottish specialty food, and also best among all animal offal
food theme films of
the past year. The Haggis film is rated 8.5 at IMDb, edging out last year's
Crash may have been the best word of mouth film of 2005. As I type
this, it has grossed $52 million, despite taking in only $9 million on opening
weekend, and never reaching as many as 2000 screens. It actually did better in
its fifth week than it did in its fourth. Most films take in between 3x
and 4x their opening weekend. Films significantly below 3x generally suffer from
bad word of mouth (Gigli had something like 1.6x), while films significantly
higher than 3x are built by the whisper network. (My Big Fat Greek Wedding
pulled in 80x!) Crash will finish with 6x. I think the only other major
non-children's movie above 4x this year is Hitch, so Crash won that race going
away. It is the only 2005 film to reach $50 million with an opening weekend
below $9 million.
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
The Big Bird Cage (1972)
Today the Time Machine ventures back to 1972 and a look at a Women in Prison
movie called "The Big Bird Cage".
We kick it off with former "Price is Right" model Anitra Ford. She
gives us some boobs & delightful ass in the shower ...
... a bush flash when her robe flops open ...
... more of the ol' George Dubya in a rape scene ...
... and then she becomes a "Babe in Bondage" when she is
suspended by her hair.
Then we have Wendy Green showing off a bare boob.
Next Teda Bracci teasing a gay guard with her tits.
What would a WIP flick be without Pam Grier? Well, she's here, although not
She has a catfight with Teda Bracci (who has breast exposure in the scene.)
Then we have Pam with brief nip slips ..
Then we have Pam with brief nip slips and awesome cleavage.
Karen McKevic running stark naked thru the woods.
Carol Speed with some downblouse.
|Finally Rizza Fabian boobs exposed in an open blouse.
Death Game (1977)
The Pyx (1973)
The Crimson Ghost
Kiss The Girls (1997)
(???) The ol' Specter said he wasn't sure of this ID, If you know
for sure who it is, let us know.
Chopping Mall (1986)
Karrie Emerson (no nudity)
Here are the accompanying zipped .wmv files for each actress.
Nowhere Man (2005)
| Unbeständig und kühl (1995)
The Boys and Girls from County Claire (2003)
Cha Cha Seigne
| La Carne (1991)
The Simian Line (2000) .
I don't know much about this film, but it includes a brief, sudsy Cindy
Crawford nude scene, so it's got that goin' for it.
zipped .avi which was
the source of the still images above.
Tuna's condition is stable. Nothing new to report. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is firstname.lastname@example.org
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow:
Fruit Of The Loon - Saddam Hussein's
lawyers are complaining that authorities are not being cooperative
about the personal needs required of such an important person in
prison. They say he's suffering from boredom; his request for more
clothes was refused and he has to wash his own clothes by hand every
day, since he won't let the staff touch them; and he had to ask his
lawyer for extra cotton underwear and cigarettes because "he is
being given low-quality cigarettes."
* As the former leader of Iraq, he demands
* Personally, I say we give Saddam all the cigarettes he can smoke.
* And once, he got Pringles, when they know he prefers Doritos!...
First Gitmo, now this! Will the torture never cease?!!
* His lawyers are the only people more out of touch with reality
than he is.
NAKED THIEF ARRESTED
He Had Grit - Police in Latvia have
captured a man who was robbing women on a beach while naked. At
least three young women were victimized by the man, who allegedly
approached them wearing only a baseball cap and stole their personal
items. Police recovered three stolen cell phones. They believe the
nudity was a tactic meant to scare the women into running away.
* It didn't, but it made them paralyzed with
* He has so much body hair, they thought he was Big Foot.
* The women didn't want the cell phones back, because of where the
naked man was hiding them.
10TH ANNUAL REDNECK GAMES
Pukes Of Hazzard - Over the weekend,
more than 15,000 people jammed Buckeye Park in East Dublin, Georgia,
for the 10th Annual Redneck Games. The crowd ranged from toothless
men in overalls to cigarette-puffing pregnant women in Confederate
flag bikinis. The competitive sports included bellyflopping in a
mudhole and bobbing for raw pig's knuckles in a bucket of water.
* ...while chewing tobacco.
* Well, I guess we know where Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
spent the weekend.
* At last, the South as seen through the eyes of the New York
* Since Paris didn't get the Olympics, maybe they'd like to host
* Why do rednecks need an annual get-together? They already have
NASCAR every weekend.
WOMEN PREFER SEXY, UNCOMFORTABLE BRAS
Newest Style: Barbed Underwire - The
Australian Consumers' Association sent 12 women into lingerie and
department stores to ask the staff's help in buying bras. Almost 70
percent ended up with bras that were too small or the wrong shape,
which can cause poor posture; back, shoulder and neck pain; chafing
and tingling fingers from nerve deadening. But the women
overwhelmingly described the bras as comfortable, proving that women
have low expectations of comfort and would rather squeeze their
breasts into stylish bras that make them look good than buy bras
* Maybe the tight bras cut off blood
circulation to their brains.
* Women need low expectations: it's the only way they can date the
guys who expect them to wear those bras.
* "Wonderbras" got their name because it's a wonder women can wear
them without screaming.
* The study found the exact same results for shoes.
* Ironically, all men want from a woman's bra is that it be held
together with Velcro.
BUTTER FLIES: MARIAH CAREY'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
Took Out Half Of The Front Row - Mariah
Carey was performing in Karlsruhe, Germany, when she had a wardrobe
malfunction and her dress fell down, exposing her breasts. But the
audience barely got a glimpse before a crew member doused the lights
and Carey pulled up her dress in the dark. She joked, "Someone
bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these
images can spread around the world," then ran backstage.
* Coincidentally, the only place where
cameras WERE allowed.
* Meanwhile, the crowd beat the crew member to death.
* People didn't have time to notice the difference between Mariah
dressed and Maria half-naked...not that there IS much difference.
* Justin Timberlake declared that he was nowhere NEAR Karlsruhe!
* This is nothing: Courtney Love's done entire concerts with her
dress over her head.
SPICE GIRLS STAGE COMEBACK, BUT NOBODY COMES BACK
Scary Stuff, Kids! - The Spice Girls
are making a comeback album, but they're not even sharing the same
continent. The five members are cutting their vocal tracks
separately in studios ranging from Los Angeles to London to Madrid.
Mel B (Scary Spice's) refusal to reunite at the Live 8 concerts
added to the tension, and they couldn't agree on where to get
together. So they're letting a producer merge the tracks and hoping
for the best.
* No, hope for the worst! It's worked
* That may be tough, since they also refused to sing the same song.
* What, a Spice Girls album that's just created by some studio
* Now, they're the Space Girls...They all need their space.
MICHAEL BAY STRIKES AGAIN
Stop Him Before He Directs Again! -
Michael Bay, director of such high-decibel stinkers as "Pearl
Harbor" and "Armageddon," revealed that during filming of his new
movie, "The Island," hot young actress Scarlet Johansson said the
bra she was given to wear for a shirtless scene was cheap and ugly,
so "I'm going naked." Bay said he told her, "It's PG-13, you have
to wear the bra."
* And now, there is no reason to see this
* The Michael Bay Creed: "Better to have a PG-13 piece of crap than
an R-rated movie with one minute of actual entertainment."
* One more reason that critics will be saying, "Scarlet Johansson
is wasted in this movie."
* "The Island" is where Michael Bay will have to move to keep from
getting lynched by moviegoers.
PAIN DON'T HURT ... OR DO IT?
It was announced that Hollywood is planning to make "Hollow Man 2,"
"Road House 2" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer 3"
* Well, I know what I'm NOT doing next
(NOTE! Our friend Scoop, of the Uncle Scoopy's
Funhouse website, the world's leading proponent of the movie "Road
House," replied, "What's next? 'Pedos, The Feet Of Fate'?")
New scientific study proves that scientific studies are
wrong. But if scientific studies are wrong, and it
is a scientific study, then IT is wrong. But if it is
wrong, then scientific studies aren't wrong. But if
scientific studies are not wrong, and it is a scientific
study ... Oh, no! It's the Mudd's Robots Paradox!
PBS launches NerdTV
The Internet Archive Is Sued Because Their Archive Was
Used in Another Suit. Only in America. A law firm
was defending a client against a trademark action, but
they had an impossible task because of their client's
archived web pages. How could even the weaseliest of
lawyers weasel out of that one? Why, isn't it obvious?
Sue the internet archives for daring to keep an accurate
historical record of public web pages! There is no
dispute about whether the archives are correct, only
about their right to do the archiving.
Write Karl Rove a Letter of Support and Stand Against
the Democratic Lynching of America's #1 Son! (WHITEHOUSE.ORG).
They actually have a one-click hyperlink that will send
a letter to Rove with copies to Robert Novak and every
major American news organization.
"WACKY NEW L.A. CRIME FIGHTER . . . WEDGIE MAN - MASTER
OF THE ATOMIC WEDGIE"'
'Toyboy', 31, marries his 70-year-old sweetheart
An early draft of the film "Starman"
You think the plot of Team America was fictional?
The FBI needs actors!
- "The bureau is seeking bids from firms that can
provide at least 60 civilian role players to staff
these training scenarios for 12 months (and perhaps
for four option years). The role players portray bank
robbers, terrorists, murderers, crime victims, and
witnesses. They sometimes carry weapons, engage in
paintball shootouts with FBI trainees, and should be
prepared to be "handcuffed in a variety of positions
(i.e., standing, kneeling, prone, walking backwards on
Signs and Wonders - Funny Church Signs
A fascinating look inside the life of one of Kim Jong
Il's former bodyguards
A virtual tour of a
U-505 Submarine at the Museum of Science and Industry
Both of this week's new movies are critical
Wedding Crashers - 87% positive reviews. The general
consensus is that Wedding Crashers uses a old-fashioned
tried-and-true formula of sentimentality and bawdy
humor, ala American Pie.
This week's movies:
Chuck and the Chocs - 85% positive reviews. So far,
the critics have given the new Wonka flick a warm
Here are nine new film clips from Bad Santa New Bears.
Three more clips from The Devil's Rejects, Rob
Zombie's sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses"
A new, revised version of the trailer for Steve Carell's
new comedy, The 40 Year Old Virgin (Carell has
really dropped a ton of weight since Anchorman.)
A featurette about Hustle And Flow
- I have written many times, since he was just a
minor player, that Terrence Dashon Howard is a
superstar waiting to happen. This may be his moment.
Did you know he has a degree in Chemical Engineering?
- "Hustle & Flow" is the redemptive story of a
streetwise Memphis hustler trying to find his voice
and realize his long-buried dreams. Though DJay
(Terrence Howard) has always had a way with words,
that gift has long been misused; this
philosopher-hustler lives a dead-end life at the
fringes of society. Anything more feels out of reach.
Still, DJay wonders what happened to all the big
dreams he had for his life. A chance encounter with an
old friend, Key (Anthony Anderson), a sound engineer
who has always wanted to make it in the music
business, spurs DJay: if he's ever going to make his
mark, it has to happen now. He begins to write down
his freestyle raps - his flow - and the two team up
with Shelby (DJ Qualls), a church musician with a beat
machine, to lay down bass-thumping crunk tracks.
DJay's metamorphosis affects his entire house, as the
women in his life - Shug (Taraji P. Henson) and Nola (Taryn
Manning) - find ways to contribute to the creative
process. With the impending visit to Memphis of
hometown platinum-selling rapper Skinny Black (Ludacris),
DJay has to make one last hustle if he's ever going to
The trailers for Separate Lies.
- "Separate Lies," is written and directed by
Academy Award winning screenwriter, Julian Fellowes
and marks his directorial debut. Emily Watson
("Breaking The Waves," "Gosford Park") stars as Anne,
who enjoys a seemingly perfect marriage to James, Tom
Wilkinson ("The Full Monty," "In the Bedroom"), until
the arrival of Bill, Rupert Everett ("My Best Friend's
Wedding") and a tragic accident in their idyllic
country village looks set to unravel their Lies
forever. On the surface, Anne and James enjoy a
perfect marriage. They slip easily between their two
homes - one in London, convenient for James's city
job, the other in idyllic rural countryside. James
believes their life is happy and fulfilled, but is
blinkered to Anne's happiness and when Anne meets the
enigmatic and carefree Bill Bule her world shatters
and she realises she can never be truly happy with
James again. Anne's affair with Bill comes to light
when James discovers the pair were involved in a
tragic accident, which killed a local man. Faced with
the shocking reality of Anne's revelations, a bereft
James responds with a loving resolve to protect Anne.
But as he becomes embroiled in the accident
investigation, life's unpredictability once more
alters the course of their Lies.
Here is the trailer for Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Speaking of Harry,
The new Harry Potter book, still unreleased, is already
amazon.com's best selling new product release ever.
Amazon has priced the 672 page book at 18 bucks for
This is an actual living tree - a ficus - which has been
cultivated into the shape of a hut. If you go to
their home page (linked at the bottom), you'll see other
fascinating experiments in tree art.
"Cameron Diaz Trial" gets a jury. The forgery case
hinges upon whether the signature on Diaz's model
release is real. She will testify that the signature is
not hers. Obviously, the accused will claim that the
signature does belong to Diaz. The outcome of the
forgery charge is likely to hinge on scientific
This seems to be for real, not a satire:
It's 'Homo Light' - the gay softdrink
- "NORWEGIAN homosexuals are set to launch their own
soda brand, "Homo light", at an upcoming gastronomic
festival, in the hope that it will help promote
tolerance, one of the authors of the project said ...
Pear-flavored and pink, "Homo Light" will go on sale
as a one-time offer at a stand at a gastronomic
festival in the southwestern town of Stavanger between
July 27 and 30.
The Daily Show:
More on the Rove leak.
The Daily Show asks:
"Why NOT cover the campaign trail in a gorilla suit?
There just isn't a good answer to that question." A
very good Jon Stewart interview with the author of
Spanking the Donkey (linked below). I pulled a
Victor Kiam - I enjoyed their discussion so much
that I bought the book.
Scott McClellan vs the White House Reporters
The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert looks at the state of
journalism - those years at the Hacienda de Journalismo
finally pay off.
Conan O'Brien conducts a celebrity survey.
The trailer for Pulse
- A website, which at first appears to be merely a
scary hoax with an irresistible marketing ploy, turns
out to be run by a sinister and deadly force. As
people repeatedly tap into the site's frightening
images of the dead, the supernatural force begins
controlling their lives.
AMC chain vetoes 'dirtiest joke ever'
- AMC Theatres, which will become the country's
second-largest theater chain after its pending merger
with Loews Cineplex, has decided not to exhibit "The
Aristocrats," an upcoming unrated documentary about a
particularly blue joke.
"Kurt Vonnegut has boarded the campaign to nominate TV's
Judge Judy to the Supreme Court -- "
U.S. MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WAGE WAR AGAINST IRAQ AND GAY
MARRIAGE AT THE SAME TIME ... War on Obesity Also in
Jeopardy, White House Concedes
Red Sox's Bronson Arroyo Makes Debut Album (1990s
Owen Wilson to reincarnate 'Walter Mitty' on big screen.
The director will be Mark Waters, who did Mean
Headline may not say it all, but it certainly says
quite a bit:
NAKED MAN ARRESTED AFTER BEING TOLD BY THERAPIST TO
SHOUT AT TREES. I can't help but think that his
therapist should have been more specific.
The National Lampoon - more fun with "The Amazing
Important scientific finding of the day:
Why imaginary voices are usually male.
How Pregnancy Happens - as explained by Peter Penis and
Mrs. Vagina. This is not a parody, but an
educational presentation from Planned Parenthood.
MovieJuice! reviews Fantastic Four - The Snoresome
Bobby Abreu Astounds in Home Run Derby
Winnipeg is the Slurpee capital of the world
south by southwest "click" finalists. Watch the
short films and vote for the best, if you care to.
BBC pulls in with the headline of the day:
Universe 'too queer' to grasp
The official website for The Seven Swords
- " In the early 1600's, the Manchurians have taken
over sovereignty of China and established the Ching
Dynasty. While many nationalist revolts still brew
within the martial artists' community, the newly
set-up government immediately imposes a Martial Arts
Ban, forbidding the practice of martial arts
altogether in order to gain control and order. Wind
Fire (Sun Hong-Lei), a surrendered military official
from the previous dynasty, sees this as an opportunity
to make a fortune for himself by helping to execute
the new law. Greedy, cruel, and immoral, Wind Fire
ravages the North-western China, and his next goal is
to attack the final frontier, Martial Village. Fu
Qingzhu, a retired executioner from the previous
dynasty, feels the need to put a stop to this
brutality and sets out to save Bowei Fortress. He
brings Wu Yuanyin and Han Zhiban from the village with
him to Mount Heaven to seek help from Master
Shadow-Glow, a hermit who is a master of swords and
leads a group of disciples of great swordsmanship.
Master Shadow-Glow agrees to help, and orders four of
his best disciples to go. Together with Chu Zhaonan,
Yang Yunchong, Mulong, and Xin Longzi, the "Seven
Swords" is formed and their heroic journey begins. As
they lead the entire village to the road of a safer
place, they begin to encounter mysterious confusion.
Food and water is poisoned, and trails of escape are
marked with signs leading the enemy to them. They soon
realize that there is an undercover spy, and the
"Seven Swords" must identify him/her before Wind
Fire's army gets to them. Between this narrow gap of
life and death, the situation is further complicated
by the blossoms of love."
Vintage Movie Posters
BUSH SAYS HE IS NOT WORRIED BY BEING COMPARED TO ALFRED
E. NEUMAN, Compares Sen. Clinton to Lucy from
Astro Pic o' the Day:
Analemma of the Moon
"R-rated comedies, often box-office busts, are making a
comeback, thanks to big DVD sales."
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