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"Deep Red" (1975)

Deep Red (1975) is a personal favorite of director Dario Argento, and is a very violent, gore-filled mystery/suspense piece. Jazz pianist Marcus Daly, played by David Hemmings, witnesses a grisly murder in an upstairs window across the street, and spends the rest of the film, teamed with reporter Gianna Brezzi, played by Daria Nicolodi, in trying to solve the murder (or murders, but the end. When Daly rushes to the apartment of the murdered woman, Macha Meril, we see her left breast as he lifts her off of the window glass shards she is impaled on.

I found the film slow moving, and was disappointed when they switched from the opening jazz piano to the typical Argento rock track. Maltin says 2 1/2 stars, but was rating a censored version short 20 minutes of film. This is Argento's remake of Blow-up. Apollo gives it 90%, and Apollo readers say 96%. The claim it reinvented horror, and has layer after layer of deep meaning. Maybe, but it seemed a rather slow suspense/horror to me. C.

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  • Macha Meril (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Three films with Tuesday DVD street dates:

    Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her is one of those Showtime things with five stories highlighting women's issues. Its special feature is that the DP was Lubezki, the guy who did Sleepy Hollow, A Walk in the Clouds, Like Water for Chocolate, and Great Expectations. He's one of the best ever.

    • Holly Hunter. If you rent this DVD, the Hunter nudity can only be seen in the full screen version (1, 2)

    Down to Earth is the Chris Rock re-make of Heaven Can Wait. No nudity, and it's a watered down PG-13 version of Chris Rock, but did about a sixty million box.

    Monkeybone is in the Roger Rabbit genre, cost about a zillion dollars, and did about thirty cents at the box office. Male nudity only.

    Whyscan's Revenge, part 5
  • Jordan and Jo together in a variety of alluring poses from Front magazine. Links #2 and #3 have Jo showing some see-thru goodies (nipples and bum respectively). Link #6 has the duo showing jsut the slightes hint of aeriola on the cover.
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Jordan showing plenty of cleavage in several British tabloids. #3 and #4 offer the most skin.
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Palrune
    Katie Holmes
    (1, 2)

    Tight tops, nice pokies and some lucky bastard copping a feel. Scenes from "Disturbing Behavior" (1998).

    Crystal Cass
    (1, 2, 3)

    Brest exposure also from "Disturbing Behavior". #1 and #2 are collages, #3 is a wallpaper sized single frame.

    Jessica Alba
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Pre-Dark Angel 'caps of a slighlty chunkier Alba wearing nothing but undies in scenes from "Idle Hands". Check out links #3 and #4 for an almost J-Lo sized bum!

    Kelly Monaco
    (1, 2)

    Also from "Idle Hands", the former rabbit-mate showing her big'uns in an all too brief topless scene.

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    Subject: Yesterday's images of Sara St. James/Jacqueline Lovell

    Comments by Mulberry Cream:

    I think that one of the Celebrity Sleuth "first time" pics that you posted yesterday wasn't exactly accurate. I hate to dispute the wisdom of the masters, but I really don't think the photos he posted could be described the "first nude" shots for Sara St. James/Jacqueline Lovell.

    I recently visited her more-or-less-defunct dirty-picture-selling web site....I've read rumors that she's found religion and given up her wicked ways, but that could be a myth -- at a minimum she hasn't made any movies or appearances naked lately.

    Anyway, one of the photo sets was a set of black and white images that were identified on the site as her first nudes ever, with a little story written as if it was in her own words (who am I to say she actually wrote it?). Here are five of them. I like link #5 the best, she looks so innocent... my how things change!


  • Sara St. James/Jacqueline Lovell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The Scoopy Perspective....

    As we mentioned yesterday, Sleuth is on vacation and this is his area of expertise. He published the signed model release in his magazine, accompanying the pictures and dated May 26, 1994.

    He quotes Ms St James as saying, "I was 19. It was my first ever nude photos. I thought I needed some beautiful figure studies to flesh out my portfolio""

    According to the article, St James was born December 9, 1974, and her recent absence from modeling is because of a baby born in December, 2000

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    Jennifer Lopez Here is a companion to yesterday's image by Whyscan of J-Lo's huge arse not even coming close to being covered by a bikini.

    Sabrina Setlur UC99 catches some upskirt views from her recent guest appearance on the German late night talk show "Die Harald Schmidt Show".

    Jolene Blalock
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    An absolute must for Trek fans! Jolene plays Vulcan Subcommander T'Pol in the upcoming series "Enterprise". I doubt she'll show this much skin on the show! #1 and #2 are tame, but the rest are quite nice. Images courtesy of Maxim online.

    Claudia Schiffer Claudia on the runway, walking the fine line between pokies and see-thru nipple sighting. Thanks to Elliffen Grafix.
    Pine Cleaner
    This week's list:

    Number of films actresses have appeared nude in. The list is comprised from 325 mainstream actresses in films of the 1980's, 1990's and 00's. Its only limitation is that it is compiled using CNDB, and that site is not quite complete. That said, here is the list.

  • Percentage of actresses that have done nude scenes in 1 film...39.7%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 2 films...22.2%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 3 films...10.8%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 4 films...9.2%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 5 films...8.0%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 6 films...4.3%
  • % that have done nude scenes in 7-13 films...5.8%

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  • The Comedy Wire
    As a regular Wal-Mart shopper, I had no idea there was a need for this...

    -Pat Reeder
    The Comedy Wire

  • J-Lo Sparks Trend For Bottom Implants

    Curvaceous babe Jennifer Lopez has sparked a new craze in cosmetic surgery- butt-implants. Sales of butt-hoisting tights and cheek-enhancing underwear have skyrocketed since the Latino sex-kitten shot to fame - but those in the know still agree surgery is the best option for those desperate for a bigger butt. Reaping the rewards of the new trend is Dr. Thomas Roberts who launched the trailblazing buttock augmentation operations. Acknowledging his debt to Lopez, he says, "Jennifer Lopez has definitely sent demand for this kind of surgery sky-high. Women really want a shapely, rounded bottom like hers. Jennifer has made big bottoms big news again. Ever since the dawn of time, men have found breasts and the buttocks the two most alluring parts of a woman's body." The operation costs around $4200, and involves 'harvesting' surplus fat from fleshy areas via a delicate liposuction technique and then transplanting it to the buttocks.

  • The Funnies
  • Redneck Haiku

    Damn, in that tube-top
    You make me almost forget
    That you're my cousin

    Naked in repose
    Silvery silhouette girls
    Adorn my mudflaps

    A painful sadness
    Can't fit big screen TV through
    Double-wide's front door

    In WalMart toy aisle
    Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
    Mama whups his butt

    DEPRIVED (alternate ending by Scoopy Jr)
    In WalMart toy aisle
    Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
    Mama puts smack down

    Unemployment's out.
    Hey, maybe I can get on

    Distant siren screams
    Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
    Gasoline again

    Flashlights pierce darkness
    No nightcrawlers to be found
    Guess we'll gig some frogs

    Joyous, playful, bright
    Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
    Of old motor oil

    Seeking solitude
    Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
    Restraining order

    I curse the rainbow
    Emblazoned upon his hood
    God damn Jeff Gordon

    Tonight we hunger
    Grandma sent grocery money
    To Jimmy Swaggert

    Set the VCR
    Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
    At 9 O'Clock

    White noise, buzzing static
    Call Earl; satellite dish
    needs new descrambler

    Sixty-five dollars
    And cyclone fence keeps me from
    My El Camino

    In early morning mist
    Mama searches Circle K for
    Moon Pies and Red Man

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