"Deep Red" (1975)
Deep Red (1975) is a personal favorite of director Dario Argento, and is a very violent, gore-filled mystery/suspense piece. Jazz pianist Marcus Daly, played by David Hemmings, witnesses a grisly murder in an upstairs window across the street, and spends the rest of the film, teamed with reporter Gianna Brezzi, played by Daria Nicolodi, in trying to solve the murder (or murders, but the end. When Daly rushes to the apartment of the murdered woman, Macha Meril, we see her left breast as he lifts her off of the window glass shards she is impaled on.
I found the film slow moving, and was disappointed when they switched from the opening jazz piano to the typical Argento rock track. Maltin says 2 1/2 stars, but was rating a censored version short 20 minutes of film. This is Argento's remake of Blow-up. Apollo gives it 90%, and Apollo readers say
96%. The claim it reinvented horror, and has layer after layer of deep meaning. Maybe, but it seemed a rather slow suspense/horror to me. C.
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Three films with Tuesday DVD street dates:
Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her is one of those Showtime things with five stories highlighting women's issues. Its special feature is that the DP was Lubezki, the guy who did Sleepy Hollow, A Walk in the Clouds, Like Water for Chocolate, and Great Expectations. He's one of the best ever.
Down to Earth is the Chris Rock re-make of Heaven Can Wait. No nudity, and it's a watered down PG-13 version of Chris Rock, but did about a sixty million box.
Monkeybone is in the Roger Rabbit genre, cost about a zillion dollars, and did about thirty cents at the box office. Male nudity only.
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Jordan and Jo together in a variety of alluring poses from Front magazine. Links #2 and #3 have Jo showing some see-thru goodies (nipples and bum respectively). Link #6 has the duo showing jsut the slightes hint of aeriola on the cover.
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Jordan showing plenty of cleavage in several British tabloids. #3 and #4 offer the most skin.
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Palrune
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Tight tops, nice pokies and some lucky bastard copping a feel. Scenes from "Disturbing Behavior" (1998).
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Brest exposure also from "Disturbing Behavior". #1 and #2 are collages, #3 is a wallpaper sized single frame.
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Pre-Dark Angel 'caps of a slighlty chunkier Alba wearing nothing but undies in scenes from "Idle Hands". Check out links #3 and #4 for an almost J-Lo sized bum!
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Also from "Idle Hands", the former rabbit-mate showing her big'uns in an all too brief topless scene.
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Subject: Yesterday's images of Sara St. James/Jacqueline Lovell
Comments by Mulberry Cream:
I think that one of the Celebrity Sleuth "first time" pics that you posted yesterday wasn't exactly accurate. I hate to dispute the wisdom of the masters, but I really don't think the photos he posted could be described the "first nude" shots for Sara St. James/Jacqueline Lovell.
I recently visited her more-or-less-defunct dirty-picture-selling web site....I've read rumors that she's found religion and given up her wicked ways, but that could be a myth -- at a minimum she hasn't made any movies or appearances naked lately.
Anyway, one of the photo sets was a set of black and white images that were identified on the site as her first nudes ever, with a little story written as if it was in her own words (who am I to say she actually wrote it?). Here are five of them. I like link #5 the best, she looks so innocent... my how things change!
Enjoy!
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As we mentioned yesterday, Sleuth is on vacation and this is his area of expertise. He published the signed model release in his magazine, accompanying the pictures and dated May 26, 1994.
He quotes Ms St James as saying, "I was 19. It was my first ever nude photos. I thought I needed some beautiful figure studies to flesh out my portfolio""
According to the article, St James was born December 9, 1974, and her recent absence from modeling is because of a baby born in December, 2000
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Here is a companion to yesterday's image by Whyscan of J-Lo's huge arse not even coming close to being covered by a bikini.
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UC99 catches some upskirt views from her recent guest appearance on the German late night talk show "Die Harald Schmidt Show".
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An absolute must for Trek fans! Jolene plays Vulcan Subcommander T'Pol in the upcoming series "Enterprise". I doubt she'll show this much skin on the show! #1 and #2 are tame, but the rest are quite nice. Images courtesy of Maxim online.
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Claudia on the runway, walking the fine line between pokies and see-thru nipple sighting. Thanks to Elliffen Grafix.
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This week's list:
Number of films actresses have appeared nude in. The list is comprised from 325 mainstream actresses in films of the 1980's, 1990's and 00's. Its only limitation is that it is compiled using CNDB, and that site is not quite complete. That said, here is the list.
Percentage of actresses that have done nude scenes in 1 film...39.7%
% that have done nude scenes in 2 films...22.2%
% that have done nude scenes in 3 films...10.8%
% that have done nude scenes in 4 films...9.2%
% that have done nude scenes in 5 films...8.0%
% that have done nude scenes in 6 films...4.3%
% that have done nude scenes in 7-13 films...5.8%
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As a regular Wal-Mart shopper, I had no idea there was a need for this...
-Pat Reeder
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J-Lo Sparks Trend For Bottom Implants
Curvaceous babe Jennifer Lopez has sparked a new craze in cosmetic surgery- butt-implants. Sales of butt-hoisting tights and cheek-enhancing underwear have skyrocketed since the Latino sex-kitten shot to fame - but those in the know still agree surgery is the best option for those desperate for a bigger butt. Reaping the rewards of the new trend is Dr. Thomas Roberts who launched the trailblazing buttock augmentation operations. Acknowledging his debt to Lopez, he says, "Jennifer Lopez has definitely sent demand for this kind of surgery sky-high. Women really want a shapely, rounded bottom like hers. Jennifer has made big bottoms big news again. Ever since the dawn of time, men have found breasts and the buttocks the two most alluring parts of a woman's body." The operation costs around $4200, and involves 'harvesting' surplus fat from fleshy areas via a
delicate liposuction technique and then transplanting it to the buttocks.
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Redneck Haiku
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
Mama whups his butt
DEPRIVED (alternate ending by Scoopy Jr)
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
Mama puts smack down
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
HATRED
I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood
God damn Jeff Gordon
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
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