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"Tenebre" (1982)

Tenebre (1982) is a nifty whodunit thriller by Dario Argento. After doing several pure horror in a row, he returned to his real love, suspense thriller, but with lots of gore. Dario loves to push the envelope, and create effects that have never been done on film. He was asked in an interview if he felt guilty because people have trouble sleeping after one of his films. He said, "No, I love it. That means the film affected them." An American author of a murder mystery, Tenebre, flies to Italy on a promotional tour. Someone starts murdering girls, and sending notes to the author. The killer also stuffs pages from the book into the first victim's mouth. I don't want to reveal more of the plot, as I recommend this one. This new uncut dubbed version is very watchable.

The color palette used in this film is more modern than most of Argento's films. but his expertise with the camera is still evident (see Wendel03). Mirellia D'Angelo and Lara Wendel have good see-throughs, an Unknown lesbian shows breasts several times in a long scene, and Eva Robins shows his breasts in a lengthy flashback. Maltin reviewed the 91 minute butchered version first released in the US and awarded 2 stars. Argento was furious about the censored version. IMDB readers have it very high for its genre at 7.2/10. The gore may put off some mystery fans, but I think both horror and suspense fans will enjoy this one. C+.

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  • Eva Robbins (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Lara Wendel (1, 2, 3)
  • Lesbian (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Mirelli D'Angelo (1, 2)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    The new issue of our favorite magazine from our guru emeritus, Celebrity Sleuth,  is jam-packed with new material. His theme - the first time ever, in which he attempts to find the first time these celebrities got naked for the camera. There is way too much to cover it all, but these are some highlights. Unfortunately, Sleuth is on vacation now, so he won't be able to offer us his usual insights until he comes back.:

    Three films with no nudity: 

    Tom Jones was considered a morally degenerate film in 1963, but it has no nudity. It won the Best Picture Oscar that year. Nixon and Thirteen Days (street date yesterday) are historical dramas about the second half of the twentieth century. Both are excellent films, although of greater interest to those who recall the events. I think my review of Thirteen Days is kinda funny, in a bizarre way. It's a completely serious film, but something about it tickled my funny bone.

    Many more new releases in the next two days, including (I hope) Katie Holmes DVD caps from The Gift on Friday.

    Graphic Response
  • Helen Slater, another look at Supergirl's breasts in love scenes from "Betrayal of the Dove" (1993).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

  • Whyscan's Revenge Part 4
    As Whyscan mentioned a few days ago, here are 'caps of the "lost" nip slip by Ellen Greene in "Little Shop of Horrors". As far as we know this is a first for the web! Great job!

    Comments by Whyscan:
    Problems, problems, problems. Here in the UK we have PAL. The recalled Little Shop DVD is Region 1 NTSC. My Pc setting were all PAL. Changed them and eventually could at least get the scene onto my PC.

    For some reason my PC will capture the scene and I created these jpgs from it. But can I convert it to mpg or even get the avi to play, no sir. Anyway, here's what I got. The scene is in black and white on the DVD by the way. The directors commentary says something about it being for arty reasons etc.

    Just to clarify...this is not in the current release of the DVD. The nip slip is only in the recalled version, under deleted scenes. The recalled version was recalled within two days. To give you an idea, I picked my copy up off of Ebay for $100. As it will never be released in that format again. Personally, I thought it was worth it.

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  • Ellen Greene
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24)

  • The tabloids catch a glimpse of J-Lo in a bikini...from behind.

  • Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham in a variety of poses. Serious pokies in #5! Reminds me of the fake nips from the recent "Sex and the City" episode. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Donna Air in GQ. I like link #2. Scans by Proteus. (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Dueling Canadians
    Apparently the series "Paradise Falls" is a big deal in the Great White North. This is the second week in a row with Snowblind and Spaz racing to produce 'caps. Great work, eh!

    Cherilee Taylor From "Paradise Falls" episodes 5 & 6. Vidcaps and comments by Spaz.

    Cherilee Taylor spends most of episode 5 in the buff although when it came to her love scene it was abruptly cut short. All her skinny dipping scenes for the series were shot in five takes one November day and from close-ups, it looks like the water was cold.

    Cherilee Taylor

    Chantal Quesnelle

    Snowblind's version of Cherliee's breast and bum exposure, plus Chantal in lingerie in scenes from "Paradise Falls".

    Jane Sowerby Bonus images and comments by Spaz not from "Paradise Falls"...

    Canadian actress Jane Sowerby plays a $20 hooker in $200 Victoria's Secret underwear in "Beyond Redemption" (2000). No nudity but boy does she have big bazungas! And the rest is not too shabby either!

    Geena Davis Partial side breast exposure from "The Fly" (1986).

    Joy Boushel
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    Breasts and panties in two movies..."Terror Train" (link #1) and "The Fly"

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    Barbara Chiappini
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    Monica Leofreddi
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    A couple of Italian TV babes, by Forch1. Great paparazzi nudity. Fair warning for those with slow connections...These scans are huge (300k+).

    Deborah Shelton
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Looking pretty darn good nekkid at 40 something! Topless scenes and a fuzzy full frontal view from 1994's "Silk Degrees". Vidcaps by Pentheus.

    Viewer Mail
  • A very good request.....

    A Fun House reader has challenged us to find images of two actresses from the Showtime Series "The Chris Isaak Show".

    The first...Samantha Ferris. She went topless in the episode that aired on Sunday night. In addition to the nudity on the Chris Isaak Show, she appeared topless in several episodes of the Showtime series "Beggars and Choosers". Always in good lighting, and no robo-hooters.

    The second actress...Kristin Dattilo. I doubt there are any nudes of her out there, but there's always hope. On "The Chris Isaak Show", she's worn tight shirts, gone bra only, and has on occasion had some pokies worth a look. Plus, as the kid that mows my lawn would say..."dude, she's a hottie with really big boobs".

    My very short review of the show...I really enjoy it! It's funny, they have a ton of guest stars, cool music, and nudity in almost every episode. After all it is sex, drugs and rock and roll!

  • The Funnies by Number 6
    The differences between Men and Women:

    Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.

    Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

    They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.

    They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart--they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

    Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

    A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.

    And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.

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    Men are good at lifting heavy shit.

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