Suspicious River is a dark, disturbing, depressing film with an audience of
about three people. It is so non-commercial that it was never released
theatrically in North America, not even in Canada, not even in Canadian
arthouses, although Molly Parker is one of Canada's best-known actresses.
House Review) This zip file encompasses two film clips.
Forever Mine is not a great movie, but I recommend it anyway, because (1)
it's an OK story - dumb but watchable (2) the cinematography is spectacularly
good (3) Gretchen Mol gets nekkid constantly, and nudity doesn't get much better
than that. This large zip file includes seven film clips. (Movie
"Night at the Museum is an
action-adventure-comedy that comes to life
by night. Good-hearted dreamer Larry Daley
(Ben Stiller), despite being perpetually
down on his luck, thinks he's destined for
something big. But even he could never have
imaged how "big," when he accepts what
appears to be a menial job as a
graveyard-shift security guard at a museum
of natural history. During Larry's watch,
extraordinary things begin to occur: Mayans,
Roman Gladiators, and cowboys emerge from
their diorama to wage epic battles; in his
quest for fire, a Neanderthal burns down his
own display; Attila the Hun pillages his
neighboring exhibits, and a T-Rex reminds
everyone why he's history's fiercest
predator. Amidst the chaos, the only person
Larry can turn to for advice is a wax figure
of President Teddy Roosevelt (Robin
Williams), who helps our hero harness the
bedlam, stop a nefarious plot, and save the
The big story is an obvious one.
"Pirates" became the all-time first weekend
champ - and not by a small margin. In fact,
it almost single-handedly beat ALL of last
year's top twelve added together, thus
leading the box office to a 48% improvement
over the same weekend last year.
With the exception of Superman, all the
other movies benefited from the power of the
Pirates, as many people facing the long
lines and sell-outs chose to see a different
film rather than to return home. "Cars"
appears to have been the primary beneficiary
of this windfall.
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Pirates (2005) R rated version of an adult film will be released the 11th of this month. The adult version won AVN best feature, and has a very respectable 7.8 at IMDb. The R version is reduced to T & A. While the costuming, intricate plot and special effects would be amazing for a hard core feature, they were not especially good for an R feature effort. The biggest problem, however, was in trying to get the female cast members (I hate to apply the word actresses to them) to deliver lines. Also, some of the dialogue was beyond belief.
"Let's go talk about this someplace more comfterable."
"This is not a happy cave."
"My body is a battalion of destruction."
"I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina."
"Each time the cannons fire they smell like rotting goat's ass."
"Yes, I do look death right in the eye and kick it in the testicles."
"We're sailing for now, but when the time comes, we do what the doing needs done."
It is a story of pirate hunters out to rid the Caribbean of the worst of the pirates, who are after a Mayan scepter to rule the world. Most of the film takes place on an island known as a pirate hangout. I will leave details for you to discover.
The following women show breasts and buns:
Carmen Luvana, Janine, Devon, Jessie Jane, Teagan Presley, Austyn Moore and Jenaveve Jolie.
IMDb readers say 7.8, but the vote is likely for the adult version. I am going to go way out on a limb and say that the fact that they are releasing an R version proves that the adult version is good enough to have crossover appeal. I plan to order it. Meanwhile, I have to judge this R version on its own merits. It is a little too darkly lit for a soft core, but there were many laughs, some of them intentional. Janine can actually act, and made a great villain. As a so bad it is good film, which is where this one scores best, it is a C-. The fact that you get to see 7 porn actresses in a soft film is also a plus.
Devon and Teagan Presley
Today we wrap up "Delirium" with a few more scenes.
Trine Michelsen tiny tits in a lesbian photo shoot in the water.
Sabrina Salerno a topless photo shoot and then being attacked by killer bees as she comes out of the shower.
We wind up today with a "Babe in Bondage" scene of Jennifer Nash in "Invisible:The Chronicles of Benjamin Knight ". Sorry guys no nudity here.
'Caps and comments by the Ghost...
Today we have a few pics from the movie "Black Moon". This film is almost certainly not related in anyway to the Linda Hamilton/Tommy Lee Jones movie "Black Moon Rising."
First up from LC (the 'Capper from the future) here is an Unknown stipper working the pole in a scene from "10th & Wolf". According to the IMDb, this should have a limited theatrical release on August 18.
Coming to DVD July 25, here is former child actress Chelan Simmons all grown up and showing off her slim (and robo-breasted) bod in a scene from "Final Destination 3".
Crystal Lowe also doing a little topless tanning in scenes from "Final Destination 3".
Here is plus-sized actress Cynthia Ettinger showing a truckload of breast exposure in a scene from last week's episode of "Deadwood".
Next up is French actress Emmanuelle Devos. She's topless and also shows a bit of frontal nudity in scenes from "Gentille" (2005).
Melay Vowels shows off her gravity defying chest in a scene from "Beyond the Wall of Sleep".
The wait is almost over! The sequel to the best/worst movie of all time lands on video on July 18. Unfortunately, there is no Patrick Swayze in "Road House 2: Last Call". Here are a couple of Unknown topless babes.
Sylvie Testud showing off some very nice breasts in scenes from "La Vie est à nous!".
Coming to DVD on Tuesday, here is Tiffany Kristensen topless in scenes from "The Butcher".
From the hit HBO series "Entourage", here is an Unknown actress showng off breasts and bum while gettin' it on.
Coming to DVD in August...here is Diora Baird showing off her robo-big'uns in scenes from "Hot Tamale". In case you missed it, in yesterday's page there are 2 video clips of Dioara in "Hot Tamale" is Scoop's section.