Monday

Film clips:

Suspicious River is a dark, disturbing, depressing film with an audience of about three people. It is so non-commercial that it was never released theatrically in North America, not even in Canada, not even in Canadian arthouses, although Molly Parker is one of Canada's best-known actresses.  (Movie House Review) This zip file encompasses two film clips.

Molly Parker (zipped avi)

Forever Mine is not a great movie, but I recommend it anyway, because (1) it's an OK story - dumb but watchable (2) the cinematography is spectacularly good (3) Gretchen Mol gets nekkid constantly, and nudity doesn't get much better than that. This large zip file includes seven film clips. (Movie House Review)

Gretchen Mol (zipped avi)

A couple from Weeds. Brooke Langton in Season 1, Episode 6 (zipped .mpg) and Claire Carey (zipped .avi) in Season 1, Episode 7.

Brooke Langton (zipped .mpg)

Claire Carey (zipped .avi)

 

Other Crap:

 

Optical device could help read most disk formats, including both of the the competing HD DVD formats

The rest of the world has the World Cup. The USA has the SUMMER REDNECK GAMES

People's 15 Most Ludicrous Celebrity Write-Ups

The teaser-trailer for Night At The Museum

  • "Night at the Museum is an action-adventure-comedy that comes to life by night. Good-hearted dreamer Larry Daley (Ben Stiller), despite being perpetually down on his luck, thinks he's destined for something big. But even he could never have imaged how "big," when he accepts what appears to be a menial job as a graveyard-shift security guard at a museum of natural history. During Larry's watch, extraordinary things begin to occur: Mayans, Roman Gladiators, and cowboys emerge from their diorama to wage epic battles; in his quest for fire, a Neanderthal burns down his own display; Attila the Hun pillages his neighboring exhibits, and a T-Rex reminds everyone why he's history's fiercest predator. Amidst the chaos, the only person Larry can turn to for advice is a wax figure of President Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams), who helps our hero harness the bedlam, stop a nefarious plot, and save the museum."

The Eskimo Nebula, as seen by Hubble

MST3K discussing Godzilla on the CBS Saturday Morning News

 

Some of MST 3000's favorite scenes:
 

 

Some spectacular panoramic photos of the magnificent Moscow subway (A must-see if you're not familiar with it.)

Laura Harring has a full-frontal nude scene in Ghost Son, Lamberto Bava's new flick.

Weekend Box Office Results for July 7-9, 2006

  • The big story is an obvious one. "Pirates" became the all-time first weekend champ - and not by a small margin. In fact, it almost single-handedly beat ALL of last year's top twelve added together, thus leading the box office to a 48% improvement over the same weekend last year.
  • With the exception of Superman, all the other movies benefited from the power of the Pirates, as many people facing the long lines and sell-outs chose to see a different film rather than to return home. "Cars" appears to have been the primary beneficiary of this windfall.

 

 

Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

 

"Pirates"

Pirates (2005) R rated version of an adult film will be released the 11th of this month. The adult version won AVN best feature, and has a very respectable 7.8 at IMDb. The R version is reduced to T & A. While the costuming, intricate plot and special effects would be amazing for a hard core feature, they were not especially good for an R feature effort. The biggest problem, however, was in trying to get the female cast members (I hate to apply the word actresses to them) to deliver lines. Also, some of the dialogue was beyond belief.

"Let's go talk about this someplace more comfterable."

"This is not a happy cave."

"My body is a battalion of destruction."

"I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina."

"Each time the cannons fire they smell like rotting goat's ass."

"Yes, I do look death right in the eye and kick it in the testicles."

"We're sailing for now, but when the time comes, we do what the doing needs done."

It is a story of pirate hunters out to rid the Caribbean of the worst of the pirates, who are after a Mayan scepter to rule the world. Most of the film takes place on an island known as a pirate hangout. I will leave details for you to discover.

The following women show breasts and buns:

Carmen Luvana, Janine, Devon, Jessie Jane, Teagan Presley, Austyn Moore and Jenaveve Jolie.

IMDb readers say 7.8, but the vote is likely for the adult version. I am going to go way out on a limb and say that the fact that they are releasing an R version proves that the adult version is good enough to have crossover appeal. I plan to order it. Meanwhile, I have to judge this R version on its own merits. It is a little too darkly lit for a soft core, but there were many laughs, some of them intentional. Janine can actually act, and made a great villain. As a so bad it is good film, which is where this one scores best, it is a C-. The fact that you get to see 7 porn actresses in a soft film is also a plus.


Austyn Moore



Carmen Luvana



Devon and Teagan Presley



Janine



Jenaveve Jolie



Jesse Jane




 



Today we wrap up "Delirium" with a few more scenes.

Trine Michelsen tiny tits in a lesbian photo shoot in the water.


Trine Michelsen


Sabrina Salerno a topless photo shoot and then being attacked by killer bees as she comes out of the shower.


Sabrina Salerno


We wind up today with a "Babe in Bondage" scene of Jennifer Nash in "Invisible:The Chronicles of Benjamin Knight ". Sorry guys no nudity here.


Jennifer Nash




'Caps and comments by the Ghost...

Scoops,
Today we have a few pics from the movie "Black Moon". This film is almost certainly not related in anyway to the Linda Hamilton/Tommy Lee Jones movie "Black Moon Rising."


Alexandra Stewart



Cathryn Harrison




First up from LC (the 'Capper from the future) here is an Unknown stipper working the pole in a scene from "10th & Wolf". According to the IMDb, this should have a limited theatrical release on August 18.

Coming to DVD July 25, here is former child actress Chelan Simmons all grown up and showing off her slim (and robo-breasted) bod in a scene from "Final Destination 3".

Crystal Lowe also doing a little topless tanning in scenes from "Final Destination 3".

Here is plus-sized actress Cynthia Ettinger showing a truckload of breast exposure in a scene from last week's episode of "Deadwood".

Next up is French actress Emmanuelle Devos. She's topless and also shows a bit of frontal nudity in scenes from "Gentille" (2005).

Melay Vowels shows off her gravity defying chest in a scene from "Beyond the Wall of Sleep".

The wait is almost over! The sequel to the best/worst movie of all time lands on video on July 18. Unfortunately, there is no Patrick Swayze in "Road House 2: Last Call". Here are a couple of Unknown topless babes.

Sylvie Testud showing off some very nice breasts in scenes from "La Vie est nous!".

Coming to DVD on Tuesday, here is Tiffany Kristensen topless in scenes from "The Butcher".

From the hit HBO series "Entourage", here is an Unknown actress showng off breasts and bum while gettin' it on.



Coming to DVD in August...here is Diora Baird showing off her robo-big'uns in scenes from "Hot Tamale". In case you missed it, in yesterday's page there are 2 video clips of Dioara in "Hot Tamale" is Scoop's section.