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            "Haysi Fantayzee
                were a one hit wonder group with "Shiny
                Shiny". This lady is named Kate but I can't
                remember her surname. No doubt someone out there
                can enlighten me. Scoop's notes: Jeremy
                Healy was Boy George's hairdresser, known to
                friends as "Satan's Imp." Kate Garner
                was an Amazon. Together they looked like Mutt 'n
                Jeff rastafarians, wearing dreadlocks and leg
                warmers, baring their navels and unzipping their
                pants. They made one album, the notoriously awful
                "Battle Hymns for Children Singing",
                which featured "Shiny Shiny' and their
                cowpoke tribute "John Wayne is Big
                Leggy".("Take me away he's as big as a
                ranch. Take me away, he's so long. Now speckled
                hen, just stop your squawkin', big bad rooster's
                doin' the talkin'."). 
        
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