"Sugar Cookies"

Sugar Cookies (1973) was supposedly written by Theodore Gershuny for his then wife, May Woronov. She has her doubts considering that he cast himself in the film, doing a sex scene with Lynn Lowry. Lloyd Kaufman, in his pre Troma days, produced, and shares writing credits. One of the associate producers was none other than Kaufman's school chum from Yale, Oliver Stone. Stone refused to record an interview for this DVD.

Lyn Lowry plays two roles. As the film opens, she is engaged in domination play with Max (George Shannon) which includes a loaded and cocked handgun. He blows the back of her head off with it. She was supposedly a famous porn star, and he makes it look like a suicide, using Mary Woronov as his alibi. He was doing Woronov, but Woronov was also doing Lowry. Max was also doing his secretary, Jennifer Wells. Woronow starts trying to find a replacement for the dead woman, and picks -- you guessed it -- Lynn Lowry, and starts loosening her up and preparing her to do the same sort of sex thing with Max. Along the way, they have a lesbian sex scene, and the two take a bath together.

Lowry is naked for most of the film. Woronov shows breasts frequently, but keeps her panties on, or under water. Wells also shows everything in two scenes, Maureen Byrnes also shows everything in a sub plot that only exists to give Woronov an alibi, and Kathy Nonass shows breasts as one of the actresses interviewed.

IMDb has this at 4.5 of 10, with only 30 votes. In the special features, Woronov said she thought the film had faded into obscurity, and was not unhappy about that. Kaufman explained that it was the only X rated film to ever lose money. The problem here is the story. The performances were not bad, and some effort was put into production design. The nudity is the only reason to watch it, but it is a must see for Mary Woronov fans. Both female leads are still working. Mary Woronov has a film looking for distribution, and Lynn Lowry is a vocalist for a Jazz band out of LA specializing in 30s and 40s tunes. Unless you are one of Mary's cult followers, you wil probably want to miss this Troma release. D.

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  • Jennifer Wells (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
  • Kathy Nonass (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Lynn Lowry (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75)
  • Mary Woronov (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35)
  • Maureen Byrness (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


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    .avi's from Shiloh.

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    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


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    • Jayne Bentzen was best known as an attractive soap actress on The Edge of Night. Here's rare nudity from her, as she does a sex scene with Powers Boothe in A Breed Apart  (.avi - zip) (.wmv - zip)


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    • The supreme Italiana ubermegababe, Monica Bellucci, in La Riffa. (.wmv - zip). Originally done by Charlie.

    • Kay Lenz, very young, very beautifully appointed, in Breezy. (.wmv - zip). This is a big download - basically all of her nudity in the movie. Quite good quality, originally done by Graphic Response.



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Some paparazzi things today...

    Bai Ling showing off her bum. Gal seems to want to reveal whatever it was the Good Lawd gave her.

    Carmen Electra clothed in public, which warrants some attention since it ranks in frequency with Gagne blowing saves.

    Gina Gershon in some see-thru action. This woman is a personal fave.

    Kaley Cuoco cleavage.

    Peta Wilson is something that sorta looks it might be kinda see-thru... maybe.

    Rachel Stevens in two things. First up are scans of her on the beach with a top that looks like it would fallen off if someone had breathed heavily on it and in a bikini bottom that has done a self-induced wedgee. Second one has in a pair of jeans so far below her umbilicus they must be somewhere just this side of her mons pubis.

    • Rachel Stevens (1, 2)

    Tara Reid sporting her all-natural cleavage and her all-natural blonde hair and her all-natural blue eyes. All. Natural.

    • Tara Reid (1, 2

    Halle Berry sporting just a little cleavage.

    Last up is former Hefmate Dalene Kurtis (Sept 2001). Major pokies in the first two, low-cuts with the same anatomical indicators as Ms. Stevens, above. Don't know who is the guy with Dalene in the first collage. But I figure he is the typical ruggedly handsome, impeccably dressed hard-body that hangs out with former Hefmates.

    • Dalene Kurtis (1, 2, 3)

    Really last up is Vivica A. Fox with upper body parts just hanging out her dress. Well, not really hanging 'cuz I get the impression what Ms. Fox has in the upstairs dept don't exactly hang. Looks nice in any case.

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    This 2004 direct-to-video crime thriller based on a 1963 pulp novel by Gil Brewer had every opportunity to be simply a trashy sexplotation flick, but resisted the temptation, and is in fact a pretty good effort.

    An ex-con appears to be the killer of his wife and her lover. The brother of the lover needs to know the location of the body, so he can have the brother declared dead, and inherit the brother's riches. He's not particular how he extracts the information from the guy he believes killed his brother. Meantime, our con overhears a kidnapping/murder plot, and decides to extort the profits from the kidnappers, who, incidentially, are the husband and girlfriend of the intended kidnapping victim.

    If all this sounds confusing and kind of crazy, it is, which makes for a very interesting movie with a nice twisty ending.

    Charlize Theron
    (1, 2, 3)

    Connie Nielsen
    (1, 2, 3)

    Tamara Tunie

    Excellent 'caps from the Keanu Klassic, "The Devil's Advocate" (1997). Theron and Nielsen both go topless and full frontal, Tunie (currently a regular on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit") also has a topless scene.

    Courteney Cox Brief and rarely seen toplessness in a pre-"Friends" movie. Scenes from 1991's "Blue Desert".

    Kate Beckinsale
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The "Van Helsing" star looking just a tad different than she does today in these topless scenes from the 1994 UK movie "Uncovered".

    Patricia Arquette
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Natasha Gregson Wagner

    Both ladies are topless, plus Arquette also shows some rear views in scenes from the 1997 David Lynch movie "Lost Highway".

    Jessica Alba One of the most gorgeous women ever showing a bit of cleavage at a charity event.

    Jessica Collins
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    3 cheers for The Rock for these 'caps of Collins topless in scenes from the Monday night premiere of the Showtime series "The Ranch".

    Here's the synopsis from

    Amy Madigan is a recently widowed single mother whose unusual occupation is running The Diamond Ranch, a legal brothel outside of Reno, Nevada that employs a diverse group of prostitutes with very different backgrounds and motivations for plying their controversial trade.
    You may also recognize Collins from daytime soaps, "Tru Calling" or "American Dreams".

    Tara Reid
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    D'OH! I didn't catch the busted links unitl late yesterday. So for those who missed them, here's another look at the paparazzi catching Reid showing off some impressive cleavage while out shopping.

    Sarah Pratt
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    Baring all 3 B's in Señor Skin 'caps from the French movie "Brève traversée" aka "Brief Crossing" (2001).