|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- There are 320 new pictures added to existing volumes in sections A, T, V,
W, Y, and Z of the Encyclopedia.
I only know that this mystery exists, but not why. Maybe one of you can
answer the questions below.
A few days ago, somebody wrote and asked me for Malin Akerman's full frontal
nude scene in the pilot episode of Comeback, the new Lisa Kudrow show. I told
that I had not seen it, but only
this one, in which she
was wearing a tiny pink thong. Today, as our letter writer suggested, I saw
the exact same
scene - without the thong!
Question 1: Was the scene filmed twice or was the thong added
Question 2: Why the hell did they make two different versions to begin with?
Here, in very nice quality, is a
zipped .avi of the
thongless version of the scene. (8 meg)
A man faked a heart attack thanks to his 'electric underpants'.
Say, are you wearing electric underpants, or are you just happy to
see me? Immediately after publication of this article, six garage
bands tried to register "Electric Underpants" as their trade name.
Mechanical exoskeleton/vehicle for sale at eBay. The limbed
18-foot Mech is piloted from within.
Clooney says he's about to do one more film for the Coen Brothers
Judge rules Bono can have his pants back
An ass full of party fun.
Going camping? Why tent on the ground when you can erect your
sphere in a tree? This actually looks pretty cool. All you need
is (a) $120,000 (b) a way to get this enormous thing up in a tree (c)
a way for you to get in it after you get it in the tree.
WOW! Major medical news in the Wall Street Journal:
Uncircumsized men are three times more likely to contract HIV.
That's an incredible finding, but approach the data cautiously:
"... the fact that the research hasn't yet been published makes
experts in the field wary about commenting. "
Day By Day by Chris Muir is supposed to be "the Libertarian
Disney sets its sights on China:
Snow White is about to be transformed into a martial arts epic with
Shaolin monks replacing the seven dwarves. Nothing very new
about adapting this story to other cultures. You can read in my
official biography/filmography that I played Grumpy-san in Snow
White and the Seven Samurai. Other possibilities
- Disney sets its sights on Christianity with Snow White and
the Seven Seals
- Disney sets its sights on Detroit with Snow White and the
- Disney sets its sights on the Merchant-Ivory audience with
Snow White and the Seven Gables
- Disney sets its sights on the titillation crowd with Snow
White and the Seven Year Itch
- Disney sets its sights on musical biopics with Snow White and
the Seven Little Foys
- She rode hard all day, and still stayed white. Snow White and
the Magnificent Seven
- Disney tells Custer's tale as it's never been told before in
Snow White and the Seventh Cavalry
Tremendous opportunity to get free music from AOL:
LIVE 8 City by City: "Click an artist name to see all of the
songs played, then watch each performance as many times as you
CNN/Money: World's 50 Best Brewers. I don't know jack straws
about beer, but I was surprised to see that two of the top three
are in San Diego, California! I was expecting Belgium (which does
have seven of the top 50 - pretty impressive for a tiny country.)
Man sues Bush, Ashcroft, Burger King and Flint Michigan for $165
trillion. Man - that's a big number. It could be tough to pay
up if he wins. Can somebody be President and have a paper route at
the same time?
More dating tips from Weekly World News:
10 LINES TO GET REPUBLICAN GALS -- LIKE ANN COULTER -- INTO BED.
Lucha Libre: Masked Superstars Of Mexican Wrestling.
- Not many people know it, but I used to be a partially
masked wrestler. I hailed from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, but with a
summer house at Parts Unknown. Where is Parts Unknown? Well, of
course I am sworn by a vow of secrecy more sacred than the Bond
of Confession, and even more sacred than the Magician's Code, but
I can say it is within reasonable driving distance of Fond du
Lac, and has some delightful outdoor recreation available.
- I'd take the mask off in Fond du Lac, but I always left the
mask on when I was in Parts Unknown. To the best of my knowledge,
the only guy living in Parts Unknown without a mask is Dick
Cheney. Wait a minute! I'll bet that is a mask! That crafty
bastard! He fooled us all these years. I'll bet he really looks
like Pierce Brosnan.
What did Elvis and Ghandi have in common besides odd dietary habits
and rockabilly roots?
URL says it all:
Cruise site gets to the nut of the matter, fears evil Cruise legal
Crazy movie gossip of the day.
The new Silver Surfer movie to be directed by ... David O Russell?
AOL Music: free LIVE 8 Concert Highlights
Backstage gossip from Live 8 London. Who did Scarlett Johansson
make out with all day? What was the most unusual "diva demand" of
eBay Removes Pirated Live 8 DVDs
I can't claim to have seen everyone who inflates his forehead, but
I have to say Jerome Abramovitch has to be pretty close to the top
guy at this.
The Associated Press gets the headline o' the day:
"Michigan Family Filled With Champion Spitters"
The July 4th box office smash, War of the Worlds, as reviewed by
The Filthy and Ever-Patriotic Critic
- "I haven't read the whole thing because it's kind of long,
the writing is small and there aren't any pictures, but I'm
pretty sure the Declaration of Independence says something about
the freedom to take it easy and for the English to just get off
our backs, man. God bless the freedom to watch a hurricane
marathon on the Weather Channel and not remember a God damn thing
- WARNING: pretty much total spoilers.
The Weekend Warrior's box office predictions for the coming weekend.
It's Alba versus Connelly!
- Warrior's call: Fantastic Four hits $40m, edges out War of
the Worlds, Dark Water slips into third.
The latest from North Korea: "The nuclear issue of the Korean
Peninsula is not a matter for such an insincere and clumsy
political dwarf as Japan to deal with". You'w bweakin' my baws,
Deep Impact, Thirteen Seconds After Impact With the Comet
New Dustin Hoffman thriller to Begin Shooting . This is a
pretty exciting project, not only because of Dustin but because of
the director and the source material. Tom Tykwer (Lola Rennt) will
direct Hoffman in an English-language version of one of the most
famous German novels of the 20th century.
The reviews are in for Live 8. Universal thumbs up for AOL, and
almost unanimous thumbs down for MTV.
- Because when you think of hard rockin', you think of AOL.
- I'm trying to recall ... is this the only time AOL has ever
failed to fuck something up? The only time anyone has ever said
something nice about them?
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
'Caps and comments by Hankster:
All "Hankster Light" stuff for today.
A quartet of babes from "Flesh for the Beast". Now I don't
know how good or bad this movie is as I just fast fowarded
for the nudity, but IMDB scores it very low, so I would guess
these are the best parts. By the way these ladies all turn into
grotesque beasts, but I spared you that discomfort.
First up Caroline Hoermann, showing boobs and bush seducing her
Then its Ruby Larocca with all three b's. (1
Next is Barbara Joyce in a very sexy nightgown exposing her
breast, probably the most attractive of this group. (1
Finally top billed Jane Scarlett, with what amounts to little more than tit
|Maria's all-out nudity, spiced with dirty talk and
bouncing. A damned good combination.
||Zipped .avi. This is Maria's entire scene in excellent, near-DVD quality,
but it's a VERY large download (36meg)
|Carol Connors (
|These are interesting in you are a Thora Birch fan,
and would like to see her precise place of origin into this world. Carol is
Thora's mom, and she's open for business in the Special Anniversary Edition of
||in Der alte Affe Angst
||barely showing some areola in The Sisterhood|
Lisa Bronwyn Moore (1,
Amy Sloan (
Xchange. This is a pretty nifty
little SciFi film which gets maximum bang out of a very small budget, and offers
some good nudity as a bonus. The only
drawback is that it can be a bit confusing, since the characters keep switching
bodies, and you kinda have to remember whose spirit is in whose body.|
|Non-nude caps from Out of Season. "When a young
drifter is forced to stay the winter in a small seaside town, he inadvertently
becomes the catalyst for deceit, double crossings and murder amongst the
locals." Supposedly made for a fairly large six million dollar budget, and shown
at Cannes in 2004, but never released theatrically. Rated a dismal 3.9 at
Savannah Haske (1,
Paula Jai Parker (1,
Kerry Washington (1,
Michole Briana White (1,
Hate Me. As a general rule, I really like Spike Lee's movies, but this one
is a major exception. This movie is pretty much just out-and-out crap.
Fortunately, it is crap with quite a bit of nudity to ease our way through it.
|Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
|In an immortal cinema classic, Vampires: Out for
Blood. No nudity. No blood either. It just said they were out for blood,
not that they actually found any. I don't know about you, but nothing hits the
spot for me like non-violent, fully dressed vampires.
|She's the WWE diva who fell out of her top on RAW.
During the show it seemed to be a full-fledged nip-slip, but the stills reveal
that she was wearing some silly red pasties.
|A large (12 meg) zipped .avi from All About Anna,
another in the new wave of films with sex scenes which may not be simulated.
This one is obviously not as artful nor as explicit as 9 Songs, but may be worth
a curious look.
Tuna's condition is stable. Nothing new to report. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is email@example.com
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