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Monday.

Snowblind

Here's a real catch. Cheech Marin ogling Linnea's perfect buns in "Still Smokin". The scene was shot in shower spray, and partially through frosted glass, but it's still a forgotten classic. Great catch, Snowblind!

Linnea Quigley again, looking about 12 years old, in "Savage Streets"

Angelina Jolie showing off her ample bosom in Foxfire

Hedy Burress in "Foxfire"

Jenny Shimizu in "Foxfire"

Demetra Hampton looking mahvelous in "Last Resort"

Publisher does Body Heat

Five captures of Kathleen Turner. Here she is in bed, and her nipple slips from her top.

The next four are the sequence where she grabs Bill Hurt by the tallywacker and pulls him back to bed. #1

Crow-w-w-w

Our man in the ring is back with six non-nudes of Francine. #1

Mongoose

Note: Mongoose does his own commentary, and I don't edit it. I was not aware of the existence of the picture of Nicole Berger's breasts in the mirror, so I think it's a great find. Over the years, many people have requested Nicole, and if there are any others of her, please send what you have.

A few odds and ends here. I haven't made many caps lately so the stuff is piling up and I have to clean out some VHS tapes to make room for new stuff. Some weird stuff here, experiments and goofing off. Things I've never done before etc.

I've never scanned before! Well, once, but that was a long time ago. I requested pics of Katja Bienert because I saw pics of her in an old ish of Celebrity Skin that I found at the flea market. Hot little German actress who (according to CS) made a slew of softcore films starting in the mid 80s at the age of 19. Further research may reveal otherwise. I did get some responses to my request but not the pics in Celebrity Skin, so I thought what the hell, I'll crankstart the ol' scanner and see what I can do. Well...they were small grainy pics and I certainly am no scanner but this is what I came up with. Actually, it looks like the kind of scan collages that were common a few years ago. Definitely not cutting edge! Think of it as retro. Anyway...first up, small grainy pics of Katja Bienert nekkid from Celebrity Skin magazine...

Second up is Judy Green from Adventure Bound. I've never capped the Travel Channel before! Adventure Bound is the daily half hour show which is basically segments of the great Dutch/Australian adventurer Alby Mangels' World Safari documentaries. World Safari was very popular with audiences in Australia (according to one Alby fan site, it outdrew the first Superman movie 3 to 1) and spawned sequels. This bit is from World Safari II. Alby is a very cool guy (and quickly on his way to joining the very short list of those who I consider "heroes") who just travels the world in the most primitive way possible and mucks about with dangerous animals and terrorist armies; anything to get his danger rush. Judy was a Melbourne model and host of "Sale of the Century" on Australian TV. She hung out with Alby until getting seriously injured in a bus accident in South America (she came through OK). I hope someone else can help cap this lady as, sadly, I missed the best part of this episode. I flipped over to the Travel Channel to see Alby and here is this beautiful blonde. They're shooting a close up of her face and chest and she's wearing a thin wet cotton top and you can see her nips quite nicely. I start to reach for the record button and she leans forward to get up and we viewers got a good but very quick look down her blouse at her boobs. I don't know how much of the breasts I really saw since it was a very fast movement but it was everything or nearly everything and warrants a frame by frame examination. :o) The ep is not due to repeat this month, but I will be waiting patiently... Here's what parts I got, not nearly as good but you can see what a hotty she is.

Third would be Joyce Hyser from "Just One of the Guys." No reason to cap this except it came on while I was working on the other pics and the Bare Facts Guide said boobs at 1:27. Boom, just like that, instant collage. Cutie with nice tits. I guess in the movie (didn't watch it but from 1:20 on, heh) she plays a young lady masquerading as a young man for some reason. Typical 80s movie. "But I AM a female!" "Yeah, and I'm Cindy Lauper!" Thus...she has to show her boobs to prove her feminimity..

No big nudity here but I wanted to cap "The Story of a Three-Day Pass" because a) I've never done a black and white (no pun intended) movie before and b) because it is an EXCELLENT movie. Melvin Van Peebles (Mario's much more talented father) directed this little gem and the editing, cinematography, acting and soundtrack are all superb. Released in 1968, basically it's about a black sailor who gets a three day pass (hence the title) and tries to have a good time in Paris. He meets a white Parisian woman and they fall in love and have sex etc. There was more nudity: a long scene of a topless stripper dancing on stage (kind of cool seeing nudity in b&w) but she wasn't that great looking and I had not yet hit the old record button. Outstanding movie. A good viewer written review/synopsis can be found on IMDb, and maybe Scoopy can expound on Mr Van Peebles influence as the father of "blaxploitation" films. Oh, I have to mention that the nudity here is uh, pretty sparse, and you have to look in the mirror at Nicole on the bed to see her boobs and even then they're pretty hard to see. Nicole Berger in "The Story of a Three-Day Pass:"

Another thing I have never done is cap a Shockwave cartoon! Did this as a goof. Spumco (www.spumco.com), the originators of The Ren and Stimpy Show, have (very short) episodes of their Shockwave cartoon series "The Goddamn George Liquor Program - Babysitting the Idiot" on their site. In episode 7 we are introduced the nubile sexy young girlfriend of Jimmy who's name is Sody Pop. She's young, hot, got a great body and ain't afraid to show it off. Too bad she's just a cartoon. For those with a libidinous sense of humor, two collages of Sody Pop:

More Sody Pop. I promise, more conventional B movie nudity is coming very soon ... Mongoose

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Marlee Matlin in "In her Defense", from Vejiita.

Marlee Matlin in "In her Defense", from Vejiita

Wild Things collages from that collaging master and prominent motelier, Norman Bates

one more of Wild Things, from Norman Bates

A correction. We ran an earlier mislabeled version of this, and it had the wrong name on it. This is Allison Hossack in White Light.

speaking of RJL, here's three of Courtney Thorne-Smith from an old "Bikini"

Thorny #2

Thorny #3

Two Interzone non-nudes of Catherine Zeta-Jones from the May Details. This is the one of her behind the frosted glass.

Sunday

Aesthete

Aesthete pointed out with his submission that he's not the first guy to cap Mathilda May in Lifeforce, but that he didn't foresee many complaints about more nudes of Mathilda. Indeed. Here's Mathilda, frozen in the Washington Monument Space Popsicle of Infinite Sillyness.

Here she was with her breasts freshly unfrozen. Those scientists stationed in remote outposts rarely get a glamour job, but the guy who got to remove the freezer burn from Mathilda's chest probably found it more interesting than his butterfly collection.

Mathilda climbs from her bed, and prepares for battle with Vacuum Cleaner Man, who is disguised as a postal worker, judging from the uniform.

She kisses the postman. He rings twice. He always does. Postman's code.

Having conquered the postman, she dares to challenge the infinite power of two doormen.

she dismisses the doormen and heads for the street

here are the most famous frames, the ones that have caused Mathilda's chest to be picked as the best in the world, natural division

Crow-w-w-w

Crow is really into wrestling this week. Here are a half dozen of Francine. You have to love this. Francine bends over and shows you pretty much her entire butt, covered only by a small thong.

Francine from the front. Leather dress, cleavage. She looks good.

More leather, more cleavage, different dress.

This time it's a leather bikini

a white bikini-costume, knee high boots with five inch heels, and she's holding her crotch (looks like she's been hit there)

mini-dress, no bra, cut down to way below her boobs

Master Bagger

Sexy collage of Shannon Whirry in "Exit"

more of Whirry

Tricia Lee Pascoe in "Mutual Needs"

PAL

As usual, three PAL contributions, three new ones for my collection. Here's Barbara De Rossi in "Hearts and Armour". She's a popular European actress, especially on Italian television.

Bibi Andersson in "The Touch". She was in her mid 30's then (1971). Bibi has starred in some of the most famous and respected movies ever filmed. Her youthful affair with Ingmar Bergman developed into a productive decades-long working relationship, and she appeared in many of his masterpieces, like The Seventh Seal. She's in her mid 60's now, and active in charitable and humanitarian activities. She has spent a great deal of time in the former Yugoslavia, donating her time to maintaining some sense of culture in that troubled land during its civil wars.

Caroleen Feeney in "Bad Manners"

Cougar, "The Assignment"

Liliana Komorowska

Komorowska

Lucy Laurier

Claudia Ferri

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Schatten presents Jill Clayburgh. Great catch from Schatten. I didn't know that Jill briefly bared her breast in this movie.

Hugo presents Sherrie Rose in "Devil in the Flesh"

Graphic Response presents Jennifer Tilly in "Shadow of the Wolf"

Jedilein presents vidcaps of Hungarian actress Madalina Ray

Tuna presents Lolita Davidovich in "Blaze". No nudity.

Rookie presents Liz Crawford in "The Clown at Midnight"

Elliffen Graphics presents Killy Ripa of "All My Children", with some nice pokers. I don't foresee a time when I will watch All My Children every day, waiting for the flesh, so I'm glad someone is on top of this.

The Honte presents Renee Hjelte in a nearly-transparent blouse.

Saturday

Web and celeb.

Whip-toting dominatrix is Brazil's top kiddie show host. Click here for the story. You have to read this.

Are you looking for something new to cap? One visitor wrote in to recommend the unrated version of "Teach Me"

Calista Flockheart discussing her weight, on Letterman, July 1. "I would like to take this opportunity to tell the press to kiss my skinny white ass".

RDO

Excellent assortment from RDO this weekend. Continuing with Stanley Kubrick week, RDO kicks off with The Shining. Here's Lia Beldam. (The dead woman in the tub)

storyboard of the above after she has left the tub

storyboard of the above getting out of the tub

Billie Gibson. Same character, different actress. This is what the beautiful bathroom woman turns into.

Enlargement of the above

Goldie Hawn. I had no idea this existed. Two topless frames of Goldie in a movie called "The Girl from Petrovka". Two frames: a twelfth of a second, and in motion, so it isn't crystal clear, but still a great find from RDO.

Another upgrade to our Sharon Stone collections. Here she is in "Irreconcilable Differences"

The next four are Laura Antonelli in "How Funny Can Sex Be?"

Laura Antonelli in "How Funny Can Sex Be?"