Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

Other Crap:

Chirac mocks Britain. Yeah, that'll really ease those Anglo-French tensions.

MovieJuice! does a satirical review of War of the Worlds, or as they call it, "Destruction Junction"

  • "I'm the pre-teen Maggie Smith," says Dakota Fanning, "if Maggie Smith had a stripper name."

In order to release The Dukes of Hazard film, Warner Bros. has agreed to pay a Georgia-based producer Robert B. Clark $17.5 million for copyright infringement for his 1974 film MOONRUNNERS.


July 4th Special: a video of Marvin Gaye singing the national anthem at the 1983 NBA all-star game. I've heard this many times, but I haven't seen the video.


Beyonce's Bouncing Boobie Video


We now know for sure that the universe is controlled by a being who has existed since before the beginning of time.


Weekend Box Office - July 1-3, 2005

  • No surprises at all, except that the new Martin Lawrence comedy, which was expected to do poorly, did even worse than expected
  • Last week's films provided an interesting study in contrasts. The Herbie movie did OK, dropped only 30%. Bewitched did poorly and dropped more than 50%. In fact it dropped below Mr and Mrs Smith, which it beat last week! Finally, the zombie movie did about as poorly as possible. It dropped an astronomical 73% from last weekend! That is among the twenty worst "second weekend" drops of all time. (Gigli holds the record at -82%)




Acts see album sales soar after Live 8 gigs

  • "They came out of charity. They left with booming record sales. Pink Floyd's "Echoes" album posted a staggering 1,343 percent increase in sales on Sunday compared with the same day a week ago."




  • In conclusion, she added, “When I find my attention flagging, I don’t take drugs – I eat a bag of Skittles.”


Hubble Captures Deep Impact's Collision with Comet



Deep Impact: Your First Look Inside a Comet!



Dumbest ... rumor ... ever. Ellen Degeneres is rumored as an option to replace Ted Koppel. Ellen must have started that rumor. It's the ol' Hunter Thompson trick - start a rumor, then report that the rumor is floating around ...



Why Men Die Younger


Obits of the future



Tom and Katie will reportedly marry next month at the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles



O'Donnell says Rove is also named by a second source.

  • Of course it was Rove. Have you ever watched an Austin Powers movie? The source of international mayhem is never Basil Exposition. The evil is always started by Dr. Evil.


Pamela Anderson is reportedly back with former husband Tommy Lee. It was inevitable. They will keep running into one another as long as MENSA holds those annual gatherings.



"Justin Timberlake reportedly threw up after eating at his own restaurant." Timberlake couldn't make it in time to the bathroom and threw up on the floor.

  • Now THAT's an advertising campaign.
  • He couldn't make it to the bathroom because there was a long line of people waiting to throw up.


"Nicole Kidman has reportedly been spotted acting like a chimpanzee." I always wondered what she and Cruise had in common.


Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap




Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.


  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


'Caps and comments by Hankster:

A little more "Hankster Light" for today.

I set the controls of the Time Machine back to 1988 for today's feature. Here we have "Risky Business" star Rebecca De Mornay in "And God created Woman". Now I think this woman is incredibly sexy, and while she spends a lot of time naked in this movie, the amazing thing is that she never really shows a whole lot. However like I said, she is just too darn hot! So here is Rebecca showing off some boob views, a little bit of bum and her great legs.

Carol Campbell
(1, 2)

The German actress showing just a bit of breast exposure and thong views in scenes from the direct-to-vid flick, "City of Fear" (2001).

Catherine Alric A little bit of toplessness in scenes from the 1981 French Comedy "Pétrole! Pétrole!".

Florence Pernel
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Ingrid Rubio
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Lorena García
(1, 2, 3)

Rosana Pastor
(1, 2, 3, 4)

All 4 ladies give up some very lovely breast exposure (plus García goes full frontal) in several scenes from "En brazos de la mujer madura" (1997), the Spanish adaptation of the novel "In Praise of Older Women".

If the name sounds familiar to you, that's because the first film adaptation starring Tom Berenger, Karen Black, Helen Shaver and Alberta Watson was released back in 1978. Click here for Scoop's review of the 1978 version.

Elena Anaya
(1, 2, 3)

Josie Maran

Kate Beckinsale

Thanks to Flautista for these 'caps of the ladies (and cleavage) of "Van Helsing".

Britney Spears
(1, 2)

As you know, her pregnancy is well along. She is seen here wearing a blouse that provides a modest see-through effect. You ain't gonna believe the side of those areolae!

Kirsten Dunst
(1, 2)

Paparazzi bikini shots. Sexy.

Orleith McAllister
(1, 2, 3)

Not exactly a celebrity, but she is nekkid, making out with a chick, and also gettin' felt up during episodes of the UK version of "Big Brother" (season 6). 'Caps by Starbase.

Heidi Klum

Through the miracle of DVD - Heidi Klum topless in the Sports Illustrated 1998 Swimsuit Shoot.

Katie Holmes

A kinda sorta see-through on the cover of Giant magazine. Warning - this thing is ginormous.

Ludivine Sagnier
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

Charlotte Rampling
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

The Skin-man serves up some Hi-Def 'caps of both ladies looking spectacular in scenes from "Swimming Pool" (2003). Ludivine is just too yummy as she bares all 3 B'. Meanwhile, Rampling still looks great topless and full frontal at age 58!


Tuna's condition is stable. Nothing new to report. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is tuna@scoopy.com

A quick site note
Hey gang, we invite you to check out our new affiliate program at Scoopycash.com.

If you have your own site or blog, sign up today and earn some extra cash in 2005 by promoting the Fun House!