Laetitia Casta
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
Laetitia Nekkid! Vidcaps from "La Bicyclette Bleue"!

There is also an .mpg of this scene available in the members section!

Sophie Marceau
1, 2)
Great 'caps of Sophie topless in from "Fanfan".
Isabelle Carre Full frontal 'caps from "La Femme Defendue"
Elisa Servier Topless in "Bonjour Antoine"
Clémentine Célarié From "Les Braqueuses"
Anne Brochet In 'caps from "Consentement Mutuel"
Alexandra Kazan Also from "Les Braqueuses"
WhyScan's Page Three Report

Extras from The Sun

Billie Piper (soon to be renamed Billie Popsout) (1, 2)

Adriana Sklenarikova

Crow's archive site. Keep checking Crow's site for new stuff. You need a password. Sign up for one if you don't already have it. Don't cost squat. The referrer is U00040859. Make sure to change the e-mail box to NO. The password for the shared folder is MOVIES.
Pic Hound
Tylene Buck
1, 2)
Major Gunns, and her major gunns.

Plus...another .mpeg of Tylene topless and posing. Once again, due to the size, we've had to stash it in the members section.

Mason Marconi For the fans...Pic Hounds reports that she doing some hard stuff on Lisa Boyle's site.
Pic Hound also invites all Fun House viewers to the grand opening of www.pichound.com
Alex Kingston Now we take a moment to celebrate the wonders of late night cable. Where softcore porn will live forever! Vidcaps from "Virtual Encounters 2".

A question to all viewers...I was looking this one up on the IMDb and I think they may have a huge mistake here. This actress is credited as being the same Alex Kingston from "ER". Some how I don't think so. It just doesn't fit into her filmography. That and it looks nothing like her.

Also...another close call for actual Skinemax penetration. For those who care to investigate further, check out the frame in the lower right corner.

Chrissy Styler More from "Virtual Encounters 2". Great store bought boobs, and terrific gynecological 'caps!
Nikki Fritz Full frontal vidcaps from "Virtual Encounters 2".
Patricia Rodriguez Non-store bought boobs from "Demon House"
Tara Slone Also from "Demon House"
and ...
Unknown from "Mercy" Donbun needs your help! This is from the Ellen Barkin/Peta Wilson film "Mercy" This actress plays Barkin's ex-husband's mistress. Any ideas?
Sadie Frost One more from "Flypaper" by Donbun.
Jennifer Connelly Side breast exposure from "Waking the Dead". Not exactly the nudity we've all come to love from Jennifer, but I guess it will have to do!
Viewer Requests
Silly Commercials
Hi Junior, I am writing because I am in dire need of some guidance and direction, and the Fun House is just chock-full of B-lovin', sarcastic weirdos who can help me. : )

The Fox Sports station has recently been running commercials for itself, where they give clips of extreme, obscure sports. One commercial shows a man jumping off of a cliff into mud (possibly dirt), and another shows Asian guys being pinned down by fallen trees. But the most hilarious of all...a Russian slapping contest. This is where 2 guys slap the hell out of each other until somebody quits. More so, it has the clever objective of trying to slap the opponent so hard that he loses his mouthful of water.

I would love to learn more about the fascinating sport of Russian slapping, but more importantly, I would love to get some leads on where I could find some video footage, be it off the tube or bootlegs.

Rasslin' and Lesbos
Hi Scoopy, was wondering if you had any pics from the WCW wrestling personality Miss Handcock. I know she did a wet t-shirt contest recently. Plus do you have any caps or vid clips of the recent Sarah Jessica Parker - Alannis Morissette kiss?? I would love to see those!!!

The Funnies
You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,"Hey watch this."
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

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"The Last Ride", (1994) from Johnny Web

A few weeks back, our notorious humor columnist, Stone Cold, inferred that I have gotten old and lost my edge. As partial evidence, he cited the fact that I gave Bill Shatner a lot of praise for his performance in Free Enterprise. I wasn't too worried then, but I got worried after I watched The Last Ride, because I realized that I was also going to praise Mickey Rourke. I know, I promise to get to a doctor soon and get it looked after.

The Mick played a laconic rodeo cowboy who spent 10 years in prison on an inflated manslaughter rap. He had a limited amount of dialogue in the film, but what he had was effective, and he must have spent a lot of time with the dialogue coach because his natural northeastern accent was completely hidden in a slow Montana drawl, and even his voice sounded noticably different. Is it possible that the world's worst leading man is actually going to become a great character actor? What really scares me is that I also liked him as Bruiser in The Rainmaker. Oh, what am I saying? Stone Cold was right. I'm getting soft.

There's no real reason to watch this movie, by the way. Singer is a chronic bank robber who had an incestuous relationship with her psychotic brother. When she survived a police shoot-out that wiped out the remainder of her gang, her getaway path led her to Rourke. Although she falls for Big Mick, and resolves to keep him out of any trouble which would get him back in the slammer, she still has a hard time getting rid of some of her old bad habits, like shootin', fightin', and bank robbin'. When Mick gets pissed off about the whole bank robbing thing, she resolves to wipe out the past and begin afresh. And she does just that, and finds a whole new life - robbing convenience stores. The cops finally catch up with her. Mick vows to stay by her side, and you can figure out the rest.

The DVD has no extras at all, not even a trailer. The only real "feature" is a chapter selector, but that's not exactly 22nd century technology, is it? The print is also rather dark. Not recommended. INFO: the movie is also known as "FTW".

Lori Singer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

"The Immortals", (1995) from Johnny Web

A poor Tarantino clone with comically blundered crimes, crazily excessive bload-soaked shootouts, criminals wearing grotesque silly masks, the cross weaving of many simultaneous plot threads, confusing multiple double-crosses. You know the drill. A blend of pulp violence, grotesque comic touches, and testosterone. Eric Roberts recruits a gang of eight shady non-criminals who are all dying, under the theory that they will have nothing to lose, and will boldly execute actions that cautious men would never attempt. Stars Roberts and Tony Curtis, so that should tell you all you need to know about the quality of the movie.

Alisa Christensen Unknown

"Barbarella" from Tuna

Barbarella has been done by many people, and today was my turn. There is an amazing amount of nudity and sex for a PG film. It may be Fonda's best exposure. For those who have never seen it, it is a space fantasy where Fonda is sent by the President of Earth to a distant planet to find a defector who designed a weapon, and keep him from ending what has been total peace. During the opening credits, Fonda does a strip while weightless. It is tough to cap, as most of the frames have text all over them. I am very pleased with the results on this one.

Thumbnials Jane Fonda (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)

"Last Night" from Tuna

How would you spend your last 6 hours on earth? That is the subject of Last night, the directorial debut of Canadian actor/writer Don McKeller. Based on this first effort which won many international awards, we are going to be seeing a lot of him. It is 6 pm, and life on earth is ending precisely at midnight. We don't know how or why, but we do know that it is inevitable, and people have known for a few months. We also know that the sun has not been setting. As the film opens, the head of the local gas company is calling each of his customers to thank them for their business, wish them well, and assure them that the gas will be on right up to the end. His female employee has come in to work the swing shift, and will be spending her last few hours on earth at the office. A widower is due at his parents to celebrate an early Christmas, as his mother wants to relive the family's best moments. His best friend is busily working his way through a checklist of sexual things he has never tried. An oriental woman is trying to get home to her husband so they can commit a double suicide and cheat the end of the world.

As these subplots play out, they cross paths in unusual and interesting ways. The writing is intelligent, the pace is good, the photography is colorful and artistic and there is not a single flat performance by any of the Canadian actors and actresses. There are no special effects, no scientists trying to prevent the disaster, and no heroics. Rather this is a character driven story that will not only entertain, but will give you much to think about. Both scenes of nudity involve the man who is trying to fulfill his sexual fantasies. In the first, he makes love to a woman (Karen Glave) because she is black. Her only motivation is that she wanted an orgasm on her last day on earth. Later, he fulfills another fantasy by deflowering a virgin (Tracy Wright). Both scenes were shot with a magenta filter and are dark, but I was able to pull the images out. Note that the images are much clearer than in the actual film. Both of these women are major Canadian actresses, and this is the only known exposure for either one. If you are not addicted to action, rent this indie. And, by all means, watch for the next effort by McKeller.

Thumbnials Karen Glave (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) Tracy Wright (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

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