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Capone
Just a note on this one. I have to apologize. I should have looked at Tuna's
captures more closely before we reviewed this DVD so
enthusiastically, but I was in a hurry and missed a key fact.
The DVD Tuna reviewed does seem to be uncut, as advertised, but
there is a major problem with it. It is not a full-frame full screen version,
but one designed to emulate the theatrical A/R. As a result, it has some of the
shots of Susan Blakely's coochie, but not others. Some of the
very best views of Blakely's pudenda are missing from the disc because her genitals
are
below the visible portion of the widescreen cropping. (See examples below)
I have asked RLDVD's to look for an uncut full frame version.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Sex Substitute 2
Sex Substitute 2 (2003) is another example of couples erotica on a dual
region DVD.
This time, Scott Duke is a wannabe script writer who makes ends meet by
housesitting, which not only brings in a few bucks but also saves him the cost
of having to maintain a place of his own. When one of the homeowners returns
early and finds Scott entertaining a girlfriend, our hero needs another gig. He
crashes that night at the house of an actor friend, and is lucky enough to land a gig the
next day at a failing bed-and-breakfast while the owner takes a business trip.
This leaves Scott all alone with the owner's beautiful sister.
Complications arise when a magazine misprint causes the B&B address and phone
number to be given at the end of an article praising a local sex spa. When
customers start arriving in droves demanding sexually-oriented services, Scott
feels duty-bound to service them, but his growing affection for the owner's
sister and the immense number of guests causes him to bring in reinforcements in
the person of his actor friend.
It is just a matter of time before the real sex therapist, played by Angela
Davies, discovers what is happening.
The nudity and simulated sex is nearly constant. Seven women show everything,
including Jacy Andrews, Ander Page, Georgia Adair, Cara Jo Basso, Kelsey, Angela
Davies and an unknown. In addition to the nudity, the story is pleasant to watch
because we like the characters, and the whole thing is light-spirited.
This is a C+. This is a very satisfactory genre effort.
Click on the image below for details.
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Notes and collages
La Bisset, part 2
As promised, La Bisset in Secrets!
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Fuera Ropa
A Mexican sex comedy with Rafael Inclán, a Mexican comedian best
known for this type of movie. He plays a very religious member of the
community who is going to build some buildings for the Church, so he
arranges a meeting with another even more religious member to discuss
the project, the character played by Leticia Perdigón. The factory where
they meet gets robbed and they are left naked in a room for the weekend.
You can imagine what happens next.
In the end Rafael's character likes what happened so much that he
stars arranging it with other ladies.
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"The Tudors"
Historically inaccurate, but still a very interesting show, Showtime's
2007 series The Tudors tells of the reign and marriages of King Henry
VIII. Henry's life was a soap opera, and that is pretty much historical
fact.
However, they certainly took a great deal of dramatic license with a
lot of historical details, such as combining his sisters into one. He in
fact had two. Even so, it's a really entertaining series, with excellent
work by the cast.
The collage is a compilation of all the women in Season One, but
featuring Natalie Dormer, who plays Anne Boleyn. I saw and enjoyed every
episode, and I'm really anticipating Season Two. Of course, as the series
reminds us each episode, we already know how it ends. It's getting there
that's the fun.
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