This film was lensed in 2005 and was scheduled to be released in 2007. Many people felt it would be an Oscar candidate, and Martin Scorsese declared it a masterpiece. Unfortunately, it became the subject of bitter litigation between the producers and the director, Kenneth Lonergan. Lonergan was contractually required to create a film with a running time less than 150 minutes, but could not figure out how to do so. He was given final cut, but only if he could comply with the 150-minute clause in his contract. When he failed to produce a short enough version, the studio hired other people to take the footage and produce a marketable movie. Lawsuits and counter-suits followed (story here), and the film languished in distribution purgatory. One of the things we missed because of the legal wrangling was Anna Paquin's first nude scene. She was 22 or 23 at the time, and was playing a high school girl.

The film is finally set to be released in two versions on Blu-Ray July 10th, one of which fulfills Lonergan's legal requirements (it's exactly 150 minutes), the other of which is the longer version Lonergan wants us to see. (Blu-Ray info) As of this minute, the shorter version is floating around the internet, but I haven't seen any sign of the full-length version yet. 

These caps and clips are not mine, although I do plan to look at this film when I get a chance. I've decided to wait two weeks so I can see the longer version in Blu-Ray quality. These clips are from the shorter version and are perhaps a bit below DVD quality, but you're still gonna like 'em! DeepAtSea did the clips.

Anna Paquin film clip

J. Smith-Cameron film clip

Magic Mike

This is the Soderberg film which is loosely based on Channing Tatum's younger days as a male stripper. I haven't seen it (I elected to by-pass this one in order to see Ted, which I enjoyed), but I know it has plenty of nudity, the most anticapted of which was provided by Olivia Munn. So far all we have is this cell phone picture of the scene.

TV Round-Up

We've already seen an advance preview of s2e6 of Femme Fatales, but here it is again in 720p from last night's broadcast (narrowcast?), thanks to Zorg.

Ashley Noel film clip

Hollie Stenson film clip

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


"The Borgias"

season two in 1080p clips

Episode 2

Holliday Grainger

Jemima West

This week's theme: the films of 2010

Part 3 of 3

The Client List

Like the subsequent TV series, The Client List (2010) has no nudity, just lots of tease. The women are Heather Doerksen,

Jennifer Love Hewitt,

Kacey Rohl

and Lynda Boyd.


Showing a bit of bad naked is an unidentified, topless artist's model in MacGruber (2010).

Meet Monica Velour

Jamie Tisdale shows the lot in Meet Monica Velour (2010) especially, in the DVD extras, although it looks a bit like a merkin.

Tisdale in the movie

Tisdale in the extras

An unidentified stripper is topless

and the rest of the women are partially dressed: Elizabeth Wright Shapiro,

Kim Cattrall,

MyIshia Cason-Brown

Nine Dead

No nudity in Nine Dead (2010). Melissa Joan Hart (who has not aged well),

Rebecca Newman

and some unidentified stripper show a bit of cleavage.

Patricia Cornwell: The Front

The delectable Andie MacDowell goes topless in Patricia Cornwell: The Front (2010) but we don't see the goodies.


Porkchop (2010) is another indie film with some nice breasts by Erin Russ

and Kelly Claire.

Ruby Larocca

and Sherry Ferrell look lovely.

She's Out of My League

Alice Eve is in She's Out of My League (2010) but there is no nudity.

Lindsay Sloane is also looking good.

Slime City Massacre

Slime City Massacre (2010) has some breast exposure by an unidentified woman.

The other women are in various stages of dress: Brooke Lewis,

Brooke Lewis in the DVD extras

Debbie Rochon,

Debbie Rochon in the DVD extras

Jennifer Bihl,

Sandra Roland,

Sephera Giron


Three women show their breasts in Somewhere (2010), C. C. Sheffield,

Nicole Trunfio

and Laura Ramsey.

Hef's toys, Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon, do a clothed pole dance,

and Simona Ventura shows a bit of cleavage.

The Switch

No nudity in The Switch (2010). Jennifer Aniston shows her usual pokies


and Juliette Lewis some cleavage.

more of Juliette in the DVD extras


Here is Defoe's original clip of Salma Hayek's striptease in Americano. The quality is a bit nicer than the one I linked from, and it does not have the watermark. Although the nudity is more suggestion than delivery, it is still a must-see.




This is a behind-the-scenes clip from Jenny McCarthy's recent spread for the bunny mag

Suzanne Von Borsody in Rat Mal Wer Zur Hochzeit Kommt (2012)

Suzanne Von Borsody in Der Chinese (2011)

Kristin Diaz in The Uh-Oh Show (2009)

Krista Grotte in The Uh-Oh Show (2009)

Orsolya Toth in Delta (2008)

Elizabeth Pena in La Bamba (1987)


Sharon Stone wore a see-through top this week

Heather Montanez in The Dead and the Damned (2010)

Camille Montgomery in The Dead and the Damned

Mandy Pauline in The Dead and the Damned

Aure Atika in Turn Left at the End of the World (2004)

Netta Garti in Turn Left at the End of the World

Ruby Shoval in Turn Left at the End of the World

Annie Ample in Homework (1982)

Hitomi Kozue in True Story of a Woman in Jail (1975)