Some more great film clips:
This zipped .avi is from a "making of" film about the Sisley
ad campaign in the fall of 2001. They key facts you need to know
are: (1) Josie Maran is topless; (2) Josie gets squirted in the
face with ... um ... VERY fresh milk.
Annabella Sciorra really didn't
get naked enough at all, so we need to treasure this appearance in
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (zipped
.avi) , which was directed by Curtis Hanson, director of L.A.
Confidential. Hey, she even shows her stuff to Q! Amazingly, I don't think either Tuna or I have ever
reviewed or capped this movie!
Here's a good quality film clip of
Kristanna Loken in Blood Rayne (zipped
.avi). This is an Uwe Boll movie that I didn't hate as much as
most people did. (Movie
is a good quality clip (zipped
.avi) of that wild scene with
Laura Bottrell and (of all people) Oliver Platt, as
featured in Huff, Season 2, Episode 9.
Silly me, aging 60s hippie, I thought what the
world needed was love, sweet love. As it turns
out, what we really need is
Transformers: The Movie
"President George W. Bush
today proposed a constitutional amendment
banning marriage between a man and a flag."
Madonna Shots - like
every picture of Madonna ever taken, or close
to it, including the nudes.
Denounces Traitorous Pinko New York Times for
"Revealing" His Public Promise to Implement
Executive Order #13224
Colbert reports that the
New York Times wants you and your family dead.
Colbert promises a
t-shirt to anyone who catches Chris Matthews
Colbert's new segment
"Citizens in Action" reports on fondue
Jon Stewart interviews Al
The Daily Show looks at
Warren Buffet's charitable contribution
R.I.P Jim Baen,
science fiction legend
Teen girls use MySpace to
prey on old men??
Babes of the World Cup
Superman solid but
unspectacular on opening day
Very unusual pictures
"Top Ten Things Overheard
Backstage At 'The View'"
The trailer for Zoom
- In Revolution
Studios' comedy "Zoom," Tim Allen plays
Jack, formerly Captain Zoom, an now
out-of-shape former superhero who has lost
his powers. Jack is reluctantly called back
into action to turn a ragtag group of kids
into a new generation of superheroes and
save the world from certain destruction.
Two new clips from Clerks
Watch Robin Williams and
Toni Collette in the trailer for The Night
Listener, a new thriller.
A featurette and trailer
about The Nativity Story
- "From humble
beginnings, great things can come. 'The
Nativity Story' tells the extraordinary tale
of two common people, Mary and Joseph, a
miraculous pregnancy, an arduous journey,
and the history-defining birth of Jesus.
Brought to life with an unprecendented
attention to detail and commitment to
historical accuracy, 'The Nativity Story' is
the very human, very dramatic, and uniquely
inspiring saga of a journey of faith. 'The
Nativity Story', directed by Catherine
Hardwicke, written by Mike Rich and starring
Keisha Castle-Hughes as Mary and Oscar Isaac
as Joseph, opens nationwide December 1,
Five clips from Pirates
of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Frauen ohne Unschuld (1977)
Women Without Innocence opens with a naked and bloody couple dead on the
floor. The police arrive, and we see a naked Lina Romay running upstairs to
hide. It's pretty obvious we have just started another of Uncle Jess Franco's
films. This one is not a WIP flick. The big variation is that most of it takes
place in a mental hospital instead of a prison. The doctors are trying to cure
Romay of the trauma she suffered when the couple was murdered. We eventually
get around to the real plot about smuggled diamonds, but this being a Jess
Franco film, we will have to wade through an enormous number of naked women
and people having sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that. All of the
patients are women, and when they aren't exposing themselves or masturbating,
the doctors and/or nurses are getting it on.
In between the exploitation elements, Uncle Jess actually threw in a few
pretty good plot twists into a decent little story. Look for not one, but two
different multi-mirror sets and a total of three scenes in them. Some of the
minor characters are hilarious, such as the diva, a patient who imagines
herself an opera star, and the religious nut who prays constantly in some
rather outrageous ways. This was made before Franco became fascinated with
psychedelic photography, and the photography is wonderful, as is the transfer.
And, of course, the nudity is non-stop. The only drawback: the audio is only
available in German, and the woefully inadequate English sub-titles barely
allow you to follow the plot.
If you are not a B movie fan, this one will not change your mind, but if
you're into Jess Franco or exploitation films in general, this one is well
worth seeking out.
Solid C on our scale.
IMDb has this one at 6.0, but based on only 6 votes.
From 1975 until 1977, Jess Franco and Erwin Dietrich were a notorious and
prolific B-movie team. In that brief period, Franco directed sixteen films
which Dietrich produced, including seven of them in 1977 alone! Dietrich was
also credited as a writer on ten of the sixteen films, Franco on nine. The
- Downtown - Die nackten
Puppen der Unterwelt (1975) 5.2/10 (17 votes)
...aka Down Town (1975) (Switzerland: German title)
- Frauen für Zellenblock 9
(1977) 5.2/10 (66 votes)
...aka Flucht von der Todesinsel (1977) (Switzerland: German title: video
...aka Tropical Inferno (1977) (USA)
...aka Visa pour mourir (1977)
...aka Women in Cellblock 9 (1977) (USA)
- Frauen im Liebeslager
(1977) 4.8/10 (46 votes)
...aka Love Camp (1977) (USA)
- Frauen ohne Unschuld
...aka Women Without Innocence (1977) (International: English title)
- Frauengefängnis (1975)
5.2/10 (132 votes)
...aka Barbed Wire Dolls (1977) (USA)
...aka Caged Women (1975) (UK)
...aka Women's Penitentiary IV (1975)
- Frauenhaus, Das (1977)
4.9/10 (57 votes)
...aka Blue Rita (1977) (Europe: English title)
...aka Cabaret des filles perverses, Le (1977) (France)
- Greta - Haus ohne Männer
(1977) 4.6/10 (341 votes)
...aka Greta the Torturer (1977)
...aka Greta, the Mad Butcher (1977)
...aka Greta, the Sadist (1977)
...aka Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1977)
...aka Ilsa: Absolute Power (1977)
...aka Wanda, the Wicked Warden (1977)
- Jack the Ripper (1976)
5.3/10 (303 votes)
...aka Dirnenmörder von London, Der (1976) (West Germany: cut version)
- Liebesbriefe einer
portugiesischen Nonne, Die (1977) 6.0/10 (157 votes)
...aka Love Letters from a Portuguese Nun (1977) (USA: video catalogue
...aka Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun (1977) (USA)
- Marquise von Sade, Die
...aka Doriana Grey (1976)
- Midnight Party (1976)
3.1/10 (27 votes)
...aka Lady porno (1976)
- Mädchen im Nachtverkehr
...aka Wild Desire (1976) (International: English title: X-rated version)
- Ruf der blonden Göttin,
Der (1977) 4.4/10 (51 votes)
...aka Porno Shock (1977) (USA)
...aka Voodoo Passion (1977) (International: English title) (USA)
- Sklavinnen, Die (1976)
...aka Swedish Nympho Slaves (1976) (International: English title)
- Teuflischen Schwestern,
Die (1976) 4.6/10 (55 votes)
...aka Devilish Sisters, The (1976)
...aka Sexy Sisters (1976) (International: English title)
- Weiße Haut und schwarze
Nanda Van Bergen
The stars are spelled off by several unknowns who also
like being naked.
Pat's comments in yellow...
Britney Spears shocked fans by posing very pregnant and naked inside and on the
cover of Harper's Bazaar. The photos were leaked and posted all over the
Internet, and the magazine had to threaten legal action to have them removed.
The shots are heavily PhotoShopped, and Britney's hands, a
sheepskin coat and a tiny thong provided strategic cover.
* Not nearly enough, though...What she really needed to
provide cover was a lens cap.
* There's also an interview in which she once again complains about the
media invading her privacy.
According to a Rasmussen Poll, six percent of Americans are paying close
attention to the World Cup
* So now we know exactly what
percentage of the population is illegal aliens
The top ticket price for Barbra Streisand's October concert at Madison
Square Garden is $1,804.50, and scalpers hope to resell them for $6,000; but
there are still plenty available at $1804.50
anymore: Barbra just raised the price to $6,000. She hates those greedy
capitalist scalpers, who exploit her fans by wildly overcharging