Some more great film clips:

This zipped .avi is from a "making of" film about the Sisley ad campaign in the fall of 2001. They key facts you need to know are: (1) Josie Maran is topless; (2) Josie gets squirted in the face with ... um ... VERY fresh milk.  Story here.

Annabella Sciorra really didn't get naked enough at all, so we need to treasure this appearance in The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (zipped .avi) , which was directed by Curtis Hanson, director of L.A. Confidential. Hey, she even shows her stuff to Q! Amazingly, I don't think either Tuna or I have ever reviewed or capped this movie!

Here's a good quality film clip of Kristanna Loken in Blood Rayne (zipped .avi). This is an Uwe Boll movie that I didn't hate as much as most people did. (Movie House Review)

Here is a good quality clip (zipped .avi) of that wild scene with Nichole Robinson, Laura Bottrell and (of all people) Oliver Platt, as featured in Huff, Season 2, Episode 9.



Other Crap:

Silly me, aging 60s hippie, I thought what the world needed was love, sweet love. As it turns out, what we really need is Transformers: The Movie

"President George W. Bush today proposed a constitutional amendment banning marriage between a man and a flag."

Madonna Shots - like every picture of Madonna ever taken, or close to it, including the nudes.

President Angrily Denounces Traitorous Pinko New York Times for "Revealing" His Public Promise to Implement Executive Order #13224 (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)

Colbert reports that the New York Times wants you and your family dead.

Colbert promises a t-shirt to anyone who catches Chris Matthews eating potatoes.

Colbert's new segment "Citizens in Action" reports on fondue

Jon Stewart interviews Al Gore

The Daily Show looks at Warren Buffet's charitable contribution

R.I.P Jim Baen, science fiction legend

Teen girls use MySpace to prey on old men??

Babes of the World Cup

Superman solid but unspectacular on opening day

Very unusual pictures

Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard Backstage At 'The View'"

The trailer for Zoom

  • In Revolution Studios' comedy "Zoom," Tim Allen plays Jack, formerly Captain Zoom, an now out-of-shape former superhero who has lost his powers. Jack is reluctantly called back into action to turn a ragtag group of kids into a new generation of superheroes and save the world from certain destruction.

Two new clips from Clerks 2

Watch Robin Williams and Toni Collette in the trailer for The Night Listener, a new thriller.

A featurette and trailer about The Nativity Story

  • "From humble beginnings, great things can come. 'The Nativity Story' tells the extraordinary tale of two common people, Mary and Joseph, a miraculous pregnancy, an arduous journey, and the history-defining birth of Jesus. Brought to life with an unprecendented attention to detail and commitment to historical accuracy, 'The Nativity Story' is the very human, very dramatic, and uniquely inspiring saga of a journey of faith. 'The Nativity Story', directed by Catherine Hardwicke, written by Mike Rich and starring Keisha Castle-Hughes as Mary and Oscar Isaac as Joseph, opens nationwide December 1, 2006."

Five clips from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)



Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Frauen ohne Unschuld (1977)

Women Without Innocence opens with a naked and bloody couple dead on the floor. The police arrive, and we see a naked Lina Romay running upstairs to hide. It's pretty obvious we have just started another of Uncle Jess Franco's films. This one is not a WIP flick. The big variation is that most of it takes place in a mental hospital instead of a prison. The doctors are trying to cure Romay of the trauma she suffered when the couple was murdered. We eventually get around to the real plot about smuggled diamonds, but this being a Jess Franco film, we will have to wade through an enormous number of naked women and people having sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that. All of the patients are women, and when they aren't exposing themselves or masturbating, the doctors and/or nurses are getting it on.

In between the exploitation elements, Uncle Jess actually threw in a few pretty good plot twists into a decent little story. Look for not one, but two different multi-mirror sets and a total of three scenes in them. Some of the minor characters are hilarious, such as the diva, a patient who imagines herself an opera star, and the religious nut who prays constantly in some rather outrageous ways. This was made before Franco became fascinated with psychedelic photography, and the photography is wonderful, as is the transfer. And, of course, the nudity is non-stop. The only drawback: the audio is only available in German, and the woefully inadequate English sub-titles barely allow you to follow the plot.

If you are not a B movie fan, this one will not change your mind, but if you're into Jess Franco or exploitation films in general, this one is well worth seeking out.

Solid C on our scale.

IMDb has this one at 6.0, but based on only 6 votes.

Scoop's notes:

From 1975 until 1977, Jess Franco and Erwin Dietrich were a notorious and prolific B-movie team. In that brief period, Franco directed sixteen films which Dietrich produced, including seven of them in 1977 alone! Dietrich was also credited as a writer on ten of the sixteen films, Franco on nine. The list follows:

  1. Downtown - Die nackten Puppen der Unterwelt (1975) 5.2/10 (17 votes)
    ...aka Down Town (1975) (Switzerland: German title)
  2. Frauen für Zellenblock 9 (1977) 5.2/10 (66 votes)
    ...aka Flucht von der Todesinsel (1977) (Switzerland: German title: video title)
    ...aka Tropical Inferno (1977) (USA)
    ...aka Visa pour mourir (1977)
    ...aka Women in Cellblock 9 (1977) (USA)
  3. Frauen im Liebeslager (1977) 4.8/10 (46 votes)
    ...aka Love Camp (1977) (USA)
  4. Frauen ohne Unschuld (1977)
    ...aka Women Without Innocence (1977) (International: English title)
  5. Frauengefängnis (1975) 5.2/10 (132 votes)
    ...aka Barbed Wire Dolls (1977) (USA)
    ...aka Caged Women (1975) (UK)
    ...aka Women's Penitentiary IV (1975)
  6. Frauenhaus, Das (1977) 4.9/10 (57 votes)
    ...aka Blue Rita (1977) (Europe: English title)
    ...aka Cabaret des filles perverses, Le (1977) (France)
  7. Greta - Haus ohne Männer (1977) 4.6/10 (341 votes)
    ...aka Greta the Torturer (1977)
    ...aka Greta, the Mad Butcher (1977)
    ...aka Greta, the Sadist (1977)
    ...aka Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1977)
    ...aka Ilsa: Absolute Power (1977)
    ...aka Wanda, the Wicked Warden (1977)
  8. Jack the Ripper (1976) 5.3/10 (303 votes)
    ...aka Dirnenmörder von London, Der (1976) (West Germany: cut version)
  9. Liebesbriefe einer portugiesischen Nonne, Die (1977) 6.0/10 (157 votes)
    ...aka Love Letters from a Portuguese Nun (1977) (USA: video catalogue title)
    ...aka Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun (1977) (USA)
  10. Marquise von Sade, Die (1976)
    ...aka Doriana Grey (1976)
  11. Midnight Party (1976) 3.1/10 (27 votes)
    ...aka Lady porno (1976)
  12. Mädchen im Nachtverkehr (1976)
    ...aka Wild Desire (1976) (International: English title: X-rated version)
  13. Ruf der blonden Göttin, Der (1977) 4.4/10 (51 votes)
    ...aka Porno Shock (1977) (USA)
    ...aka Voodoo Passion (1977) (International: English title) (USA)
  14. Sklavinnen, Die (1976)
    ...aka Swedish Nympho Slaves (1976) (International: English title)
  15. Teuflischen Schwestern, Die (1976) 4.6/10 (55 votes)
    ...aka Devilish Sisters, The (1976)
    ...aka Sexy Sisters (1976) (International: English title)
  16. Weiße Haut und schwarze Schenkel (1976)


Lina Romay
Dagmar Bürger
Esther Studer
Nanda Van Bergen
Peggy Markoff
Monica Swinn.
The stars are spelled off by several unknowns who also like being naked.








"The Graveyard"

Yet another horror movie with a predictable plot.  The only nudity is from Eva Derrek who's topless making love, and therefore has to pay the standard price for getting naked in a slasher movie - a grisly death -  this time strangulation in the shower.




Mena Suvari - boy, she keeps a low profile, huh? I had forgotten about her. Here a paparazzo catches her fully dressed, but sporting a sweet booty.


Pat's comments in yellow...

Britney Spears shocked fans by posing very pregnant and naked inside and on the cover of Harper's Bazaar.  The photos were leaked and posted all over the Internet, and the magazine had to threaten legal action to have them removed.  The shots are heavily PhotoShopped, and Britney's hands, a
sheepskin coat and a tiny thong provided strategic cover. 

*  Not nearly enough, though...What she really needed to provide cover was a lens cap. 

*  There's also an interview in which she once again complains about the
media invading her privacy. 

According to a Rasmussen Poll, six percent of Americans are paying close
attention to the World Cup

* So now we know exactly what percentage of the population is illegal aliens

The top ticket price for Barbra Streisand's October concert at Madison
Square Garden is $1,804.50, and scalpers hope to resell them for $6,000; but  there are still plenty available at $1804.50

* Not anymore: Barbra just raised the price to $6,000. She hates those greedy capitalist scalpers, who exploit her fans by wildly overcharging