Sunday's
Images |
Brum Bob |
Brum Bob has never
contributed here before. He just got himself a
scanner snd sent us some of the rarest material
from his personal collection of naked pics. This
is unique stuff, either new to the web or just
new to me.. I'm going to let his words take over
(in quotations). "Pamela Bordes was the
Christine Keeler of the 80's. Pics taken from
Sunday News of the World."
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"Sarah Brightman
pics from News of the World Colour
Supplement" Scoopy's note: Sarah
is the singer who originated the role of
Christina Daae in Phantom of the Opera. The role
is said to have been written for her by the
author, who happens to be her ex-husband, Andrew
Lloyd Webber
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This is an article
about Sarah Brightman which will supply all the
bio you'd want. Click here.
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"Elkie Brookes
from a book called the Encyclopaedia of Rock
Music" Scoopy's note: there is also a
paparazzi pic of her in a semi-sheer blouse in
the Encyclopedia.
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"Caroline
Cleveland (of Monty Python Fame) from a now
defunct magazine called Cinema X (circa
1975)" Scoopy's note: there is no picture of
Carol in the Encyclopedia , and she is
much-requested
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"Joan (Richard
Branson's wife) Branson's pics were from a 70's
Mayfair Magazine"
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"Caroline Catz
from The Sport" Scoopy's note:
Caroline is a popular young stage and TV actress
in the U.K., best known for the miniseries
"Preston Front", and the play
"Shopping and Fucking"
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CROWCAPS |
Lisa Marie Scott in
"Ringer".
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Lisa Marie Scott in
"Ringer".
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Lisa Marie Scott in
"Ringer".
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Shannon Whirry in
"Ringer".
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Shannon Whirry in
"Ringer".
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New Vidcaps |
one more of those
Anna Friel pics ... full frontal this time
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one more of Anna
Friel
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Magicman presents
Catherine Hicks in "Laguna Heat"
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Valentino presents
Nastassja Kinski in "Stay As You Are"
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Psychopomp presents
Linnea Quigley in "Psycho from Texas"
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In response to my
comments yesterday, Scanman presents Madeleine
Stowe in "Stake Out". Thanks, Scan
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more of Scanman's
Stowe. WOW!
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Phyllis Davis in
"Terminal Island"
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Phyllis Davis in
"Terminal Island"
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Graphics Response
presents Deborah Unger in "Crash"
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Graphics Response
presents Rosanna Arquette in "Crash"
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Graphics Response
presents Holly Hunter in "Crash"
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Sarah Miles in
"The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The
Sea". This activity hastened the Kris
Kristofferson divorce from Rita Coolidge
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Hugo presents Denise
Crosby in "Dream Man"
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Hugo presents Denise
Crosby in "Dream Man"
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Hugo presents Gretta
Scacchi in "A Man In Love"
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PAL presents
Christina Sanchez Pascual in "Entre
Tinieblas"
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Sunday's
Images |
Nucathon |
For those few of you
who don't know the drill, Sunday's are owned by
Nuc, the master of many a quaint a curious volume
of forgotten lore. The rest of the week you may
see vidcaps from big budget movies or
world-famous bimbos, but on Sunday we feature the
ones you can barely remember. And when we remind
you, you curse us. First up, the singer of
"Midnight at the Oasis", Maria Muldaur
(nee: Maria d'Amato). That is a song with a
strange, enduring popularity. It was only the #58
song of 1974, but it was nominated for "Song
of the Year", and still gets a lot of
airplay. Looking at the top 5 that year is
depressing. "Rock the Boat",
"Seasons in the Sun" (worst song ever
written?), "You Make Me Feel Brand
New". How'd you like to finish 50 places
below those classics? Last time I looked, Maria
was still around, singing upbeat jazz,
Christian-oriented rhythm, and pop-blues,
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No special reason.
Here are all the words to "Midnight at the
Oasis". The song has a consistent imagery
which raises it a cut above the usual Top 40
claptrap
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Laura Branigan,
another singer ("Gloria"), seen her in
one of her rare screen appearances in
"Backstage"
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Madeleine Stowe in
"Stake-Out". Not a very good vidcap ...
but if you vidcappers are reading - this might be
a worthwhile project.
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Linda Wonder Woman
Carter in "Bobbie Joe and the Outlaw".
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Loredana Romito,
Italian model. Her last recorded film appearance
was in Begnini's highly-regarded "Johnny
Toothpick". She was only 26.
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Louise Payne. As a
girl she was chosen to me the "Little Miss
Pears" soap girl. As a young woman, she was
on Page Three. One of her poses is in the Naked
Encyclopedia). A few years back, she married
Richard Fairbrass of Right Said Fred. Here she
shows a bit of her bottom half as well as her
Page Three qualifications
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Lisa Taylor. A lovely
pose from the supermodel who made the cover of
Mademoiselle before her 20th birthday. .
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Lisa Delien. Three
words: "Scream Queen Christmas". What
better way to pass the holy event?
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Speaking of the
Christmas Spirit, here's Debbie Rochon of
"Santa Claws". For me, there would be
no Christmas without Turkey dinner, reading
"The Grinch" to the kids, listening to
Handel's "Messiah", and watching some
undredeemed gore-and-splatter movies. TRIVIA:
this was the first NucScan ever to appear in
Uncle Scoopy's Fun House
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Julianna Masterson.
If you're a casting director and you need lesbian
vampires, she's sitting by her phone.
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Jennifer Saunders of
"AbFab", in an obscure movie called
"The Supergrass".
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Every time I see her
in a movie, the distinguished Swedish actresss,
Ingrid Thulin, is fantasizing about death, or
mutilitating herself, or masturbating alongside
her impotent husband, or something equally
uplifting. She has worked with Bergman, Resnais,
and other members of the EuroAngst "this
sunny, beautiful day reminds me of the day they
killed my brother" school of Cinema. Here
she is pictured in the equally cheerful Luchino
Visconti movie, "The Damned". (A movie
in which, if I recall, she turns to her son for
pleasure when her husband proves disappointing).
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Forget Bergman and
Resnais. Here's Kim Evenson, starring in
"Kandyland", the epic tale of a bikini
contest winner who becomes an erotic dancer. She
was a 1984 Playmate, and as required of Playmates
by the U.S. Constitution, her full first name is
Kimberly. The founding fathers were so wise.
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Geraldine Smith. Here
she is as a nude not-so-dead corpse in
"Midnight Cowboy". Although she worked
in other mainstream movies, like "Raging
Bull" and "The Lords of Flatbush",
she was best known as one of Warhol's screen
company
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Laura Mirsch. I
haven't a clue. Nuc's notes say she was in
"Mandingo". B actress, but an A body.
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Lalla Dean. A pretty
girl, but talk about a monster career. IMDb
ignores her, and Movie Guide says she played the
challenging role of "Girl at Pool" in
"For Your Eyes Only". Movie Guide says
it was the best of the Roger Moore 007 flicks,
which is a bit like saying Plan 9 was the best of
the Ed Wood movies.
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Kim Little, star of
1996's "Killer".
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Kim Lankford was one
of the stars of "Knot's Landing". She
is seen here in "Malibu Beach".
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Katarina Vasillisa.
The last time I ran a picture of her, some
patriotic Poles wrote in to say that she is
really Warsaw's Katarzyna Kosaczyk (more or less
pronounced "kata-ZHEE-na co-SA-chick"
... gotta love those Polish phonetics), although
she also counts some Russians as ancestors. She
was discovered by Tinto Brass, the master of
softcore erotica who removed his name from the
directorial credits of "Caligula". (As
Gore Vidal removed his imprimatur from his
"writer" credit)
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Amy Madigan with
husband Ed Harris in "Alamo Bay". Amy
also did a nude scene in "The Prince of
Pennsylvania". I've never seen good caps of
either on the 'net, although her prison shower in
"Love Child" is often capped. (Hint)
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Cheri Caffaro. She
starred as "Ginger", the naked female
private detective in three films in the 70's. She
later had a brief writing career, serving as
co-writer of that cinema classic
"H.O.T.S". Silly me, I always thought
that movie was based on Pushkin's "The Queen
of Spades".
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RECOMMENDED: Stage
legend Dame Edith Evans, a great beauty in her
youth, who started a serious screen career when
she was in her late 50's, and was nominated for
an Oscar as Best Actress ("The
Whisperers") when she was 70.
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Scream Queen Debbie
D.
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Dueling scream
queens, Debbie Dutch and Mandy Leigh. The two
"B" stars feel each other up.
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Paige Turner of
"Caress of the Vampire".
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Norma Duval, former
Miss Madrid (even though she's originally from
Barcelona). She and her sister Carla are now
touring entertainers.
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Carla Duval, Norma's
sister.
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Mary Louise Weller of
"Animal House".
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Karla Conway, Dede
Lind, and Lisa Baker, three ex-playmates
(1966-67) recently reunited by Celebrity Sleuth
Magazine.
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Nathalie Delon,
actress ex-wife of Alain Delon. The Delons and
their bodyguard were involved in a much discussed
relationship which ended with the bodyguard's
unexplained death. Nathalie was also infamous for
her dalliance with Richard Burton in the set of
Bluebeard which resulted in a temporary
separation between "Liz and Dick".
Anybody know what she's doing today?
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Michelle Bauer, one
of the more famous Scream Queens.
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Melissa Silver,
another of the "Naked Horror" girls.
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Maureen Flaherty of
"Bikini Summer II". Bikini Summer is
another one that needed a sequel to resolve the
complex plot threads. Did you know that
"II" was directed by Babylon 5's Jeff
Conaway (Zack)? This was his first and,
surprisingly, his last, despite the 11 Academy
Awards, the critical acclaim, and $500 million at
the Box Office. All kidding aside, he was a
pretty recognizable star in the late 70's with
"Taxi" and "Grease", and
again in the 90's with "B5". In
between, there were some lean years.
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Ruby Honeycat. ???? I
don't know. Nuc's notes say "Caress of the
Vampire", and he definitely knows more about
vampires than I do.
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Marta Kristen. She
was Judy on TV's "Lost in Space".
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Mariangela Melato,
who played in such notorious films as "To
Forget Venice" and "Flash Gordon"
(the one with Van Sydow in his second-silliest
role, ranking just below the immortal hoser
classic "Strange Brew").
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One more of
Mariangela.
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Marushka Detmers in
teh infamous "Devil in the Flesh". (It
included an on-screen oral sex act performed by
Miss Detmers). This scene is safer, but still
pretty intense.
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Saturday's
Images (commentary by Scoopy Jr) |
Ming Na Wen |
Kicking off today's
vidcaps with fresh 'caps from Beercaps. From her
appearance on Leno, here's Ming (Luckily, not of
the merciless variety.)
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More from Ming on
Leno. These next three are closer scans that give
us some pretty good cleavage.
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Ming Na Wen on Leno
#3.
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Ming Na Wen on Leno
#4. As a special bonus, a smirking George
Clooney.
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Vivian Wu |
Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO. I don't know
this movie, but in all of these 'caps she's
covered in various types of writing. I'm sure
it's very symbolic but, as the kids today so
eloquently put it, "whatever".
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #2. Of all
these 'caps, two of them sorta stand out, this is
the first. It's a little different because it
contains both male and female frontal nudity.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #3.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #4. This is
the second stand out in the crowd. I find it
interesting to see the Lord's Prayer written in
body paint all over a naked woman.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #5.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #6.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #7.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #8.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #9.
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Vivian Wu from
"The Pillow Book", by RDO #10.
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From "Bikini
Drive-in" |
I guess summer is
officially here! I can usually look for two
indicators to notify me of the arrival of the
season: 1.The excessive number of teens aimlessly
wondering through the mall, and/or not shutting
up at my local movie theatre. and 2. The sudden
increase of Bikini movies at the video store! So
here's our first offering, from "Bikini
Drive-In", as 'capped by Helcrom. Starting
with the our first busty bimbo, Michelle Bauer.
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A close up of
Michelle from the same movie, but by a different,
unidentified 'capper.
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Next from Helcrom,
Sara Bellomo. I don't know how the AFI was able
to choose the top 100 American movies of all
time. How can you decide between "Bikini
Hoe-Down", "Bikini Car Wash", and
"Bikini Drive-In"?
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Nikki Fritz, owner of
possibly the most fake breasts in the industry.
Well, at least in this movie anyway. But I must
admit, it's hard to find a boob job that looks
that plastic without calling in special effects
wizards. And I don't think "Bikini
Drive-In" had the budget to hire Rick Baker
or Michael Westmore!
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Becky Le Beau from
"Bikini...". A nice collage with
variety, including scans of her with and without
clothes, and views from front and back.
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And Finally from
Helcrom, Ashlie Rhey from "Bikini
Drive-In". I've seen a few of those
"Bikini" flicks in my day, and normally
I would guess that Ashlie is the official
"good girl". I could be wrong, after
all, I haven't seen this one, but in most of
those movies you can always spot the "nice
girl" because she has the smallest breasts,
and never gets naked until the end.
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Laura Dern |
Here's Laura playing
a drug addict from the movie "Citizen
Ruth". Not much to these, but some great
scans of her bum. Thanks to Crow for these
vidcaps.
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Laura Dern from
"Citizen Ruth" #2.
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Kimberly Kelley |
WHAT? "Night
Eyes" vidcaps without Andrew Stevens and
Shannon Tweed?! I didn't think it could ever
happen, but all things, even crappy erotic dramas
must evolve. Maybe they realized that there are
only so many times they can pull off the exact
same plot with the exact same actors. So on to
the next generation of security guards that sleep
with their clients after installing a high tech
security system. Here's the sexy blonde Kimberly
Kelley, with a rather out of shape Casper Van
Dien (before he was "famous").
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Caper and Kelley in
some close ups from their love scene.
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Back out by the pool
with some more great close ups.
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Kelley doing her best
Jenny McCarthy look, and in a love scene with
someone else.
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