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Sunday's Images
Brum Bob
  • Brum Bob has never contributed here before. He just got himself a scanner snd sent us some of the rarest material from his personal collection of naked pics. This is unique stuff, either new to the web or just new to me.. I'm going to let his words take over (in quotations). "Pamela Bordes was the Christine Keeler of the 80's. Pics taken from Sunday News of the World."
  • "Sarah Brightman pics from News of the World Colour Supplement" Scoopy's note: Sarah is the singer who originated the role of Christina Daae in Phantom of the Opera. The role is said to have been written for her by the author, who happens to be her ex-husband, Andrew Lloyd Webber
  • This is an article about Sarah Brightman which will supply all the bio you'd want. Click here.
  • "Elkie Brookes from a book called the Encyclopaedia of Rock Music" Scoopy's note: there is also a paparazzi pic of her in a semi-sheer blouse in the Encyclopedia.
  • "Caroline Cleveland (of Monty Python Fame) from a now defunct magazine called Cinema X (circa 1975)" Scoopy's note: there is no picture of Carol in the Encyclopedia , and she is much-requested
  • "Joan (Richard Branson's wife) Branson's pics were from a 70's Mayfair Magazine"
  • "Caroline Catz from The Sport" Scoopy's note: Caroline is a popular young stage and TV actress in the U.K., best known for the miniseries "Preston Front", and the play "Shopping and Fucking"
  • CROWCAPS
  • Lisa Marie Scott in "Ringer".
  • Lisa Marie Scott in "Ringer".
  • Lisa Marie Scott in "Ringer".
  • Shannon Whirry in "Ringer".
  • Shannon Whirry in "Ringer".
  • New Vidcaps
  • one more of those Anna Friel pics ... full frontal this time
  • one more of Anna Friel
  • Magicman presents Catherine Hicks in "Laguna Heat"
  • Valentino presents Nastassja Kinski in "Stay As You Are"
  • Psychopomp presents Linnea Quigley in "Psycho from Texas"
  • In response to my comments yesterday, Scanman presents Madeleine Stowe in "Stake Out". Thanks, Scan
  • more of Scanman's Stowe. WOW!
  • Phyllis Davis in "Terminal Island"
  • Phyllis Davis in "Terminal Island"
  • Graphics Response presents Deborah Unger in "Crash"
  • Graphics Response presents Rosanna Arquette in "Crash"
  • Graphics Response presents Holly Hunter in "Crash"
  • Sarah Miles in "The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea". This activity hastened the Kris Kristofferson divorce from Rita Coolidge
  • Hugo presents Denise Crosby in "Dream Man"
  • Hugo presents Denise Crosby in "Dream Man"
  • Hugo presents Gretta Scacchi in "A Man In Love"
  • PAL presents Christina Sanchez Pascual in "Entre Tinieblas"
  • Sunday's Images
    Nucathon
  • For those few of you who don't know the drill, Sunday's are owned by Nuc, the master of many a quaint a curious volume of forgotten lore. The rest of the week you may see vidcaps from big budget movies or world-famous bimbos, but on Sunday we feature the ones you can barely remember. And when we remind you, you curse us. First up, the singer of "Midnight at the Oasis", Maria Muldaur (nee: Maria d'Amato). That is a song with a strange, enduring popularity. It was only the #58 song of 1974, but it was nominated for "Song of the Year", and still gets a lot of airplay. Looking at the top 5 that year is depressing. "Rock the Boat", "Seasons in the Sun" (worst song ever written?), "You Make Me Feel Brand New". How'd you like to finish 50 places below those classics? Last time I looked, Maria was still around, singing upbeat jazz, Christian-oriented rhythm, and pop-blues,
  • No special reason. Here are all the words to "Midnight at the Oasis". The song has a consistent imagery which raises it a cut above the usual Top 40 claptrap
  • Laura Branigan, another singer ("Gloria"), seen her in one of her rare screen appearances in "Backstage"
  • Madeleine Stowe in "Stake-Out". Not a very good vidcap ... but if you vidcappers are reading - this might be a worthwhile project.
  • Linda Wonder Woman Carter in "Bobbie Joe and the Outlaw".
  • Loredana Romito, Italian model. Her last recorded film appearance was in Begnini's highly-regarded "Johnny Toothpick". She was only 26.
  • Louise Payne. As a girl she was chosen to me the "Little Miss Pears" soap girl. As a young woman, she was on Page Three. One of her poses is in the Naked Encyclopedia). A few years back, she married Richard Fairbrass of Right Said Fred. Here she shows a bit of her bottom half as well as her Page Three qualifications
  • Lisa Taylor. A lovely pose from the supermodel who made the cover of Mademoiselle before her 20th birthday. .
  • Lisa Delien. Three words: "Scream Queen Christmas". What better way to pass the holy event?
  • Speaking of the Christmas Spirit, here's Debbie Rochon of "Santa Claws". For me, there would be no Christmas without Turkey dinner, reading "The Grinch" to the kids, listening to Handel's "Messiah", and watching some undredeemed gore-and-splatter movies. TRIVIA: this was the first NucScan ever to appear in Uncle Scoopy's Fun House
  • Julianna Masterson. If you're a casting director and you need lesbian vampires, she's sitting by her phone.
  • Jennifer Saunders of "AbFab", in an obscure movie called "The Supergrass".
  • Every time I see her in a movie, the distinguished Swedish actresss, Ingrid Thulin, is fantasizing about death, or mutilitating herself, or masturbating alongside her impotent husband, or something equally uplifting. She has worked with Bergman, Resnais, and other members of the EuroAngst "this sunny, beautiful day reminds me of the day they killed my brother" school of Cinema. Here she is pictured in the equally cheerful Luchino Visconti movie, "The Damned". (A movie in which, if I recall, she turns to her son for pleasure when her husband proves disappointing).
  • Forget Bergman and Resnais. Here's Kim Evenson, starring in "Kandyland", the epic tale of a bikini contest winner who becomes an erotic dancer. She was a 1984 Playmate, and as required of Playmates by the U.S. Constitution, her full first name is Kimberly. The founding fathers were so wise.
  • Geraldine Smith. Here she is as a nude not-so-dead corpse in "Midnight Cowboy". Although she worked in other mainstream movies, like "Raging Bull" and "The Lords of Flatbush", she was best known as one of Warhol's screen company
  • Laura Mirsch. I haven't a clue. Nuc's notes say she was in "Mandingo". B actress, but an A body.
  • Lalla Dean. A pretty girl, but talk about a monster career. IMDb ignores her, and Movie Guide says she played the challenging role of "Girl at Pool" in "For Your Eyes Only". Movie Guide says it was the best of the Roger Moore 007 flicks, which is a bit like saying Plan 9 was the best of the Ed Wood movies.
  • Kim Little, star of 1996's "Killer".
  • Kim Lankford was one of the stars of "Knot's Landing". She is seen here in "Malibu Beach".
  • Katarina Vasillisa. The last time I ran a picture of her, some patriotic Poles wrote in to say that she is really Warsaw's Katarzyna Kosaczyk (more or less pronounced "kata-ZHEE-na co-SA-chick" ... gotta love those Polish phonetics), although she also counts some Russians as ancestors. She was discovered by Tinto Brass, the master of softcore erotica who removed his name from the directorial credits of "Caligula". (As Gore Vidal removed his imprimatur from his "writer" credit)
  • Amy Madigan with husband Ed Harris in "Alamo Bay". Amy also did a nude scene in "The Prince of Pennsylvania". I've never seen good caps of either on the 'net, although her prison shower in "Love Child" is often capped. (Hint)
  • Cheri Caffaro. She starred as "Ginger", the naked female private detective in three films in the 70's. She later had a brief writing career, serving as co-writer of that cinema classic "H.O.T.S". Silly me, I always thought that movie was based on Pushkin's "The Queen of Spades".
  • RECOMMENDED: Stage legend Dame Edith Evans, a great beauty in her youth, who started a serious screen career when she was in her late 50's, and was nominated for an Oscar as Best Actress ("The Whisperers") when she was 70.
  • Scream Queen Debbie D.
  • Dueling scream queens, Debbie Dutch and Mandy Leigh. The two "B" stars feel each other up.
  • Paige Turner of "Caress of the Vampire".
  • Norma Duval, former Miss Madrid (even though she's originally from Barcelona). She and her sister Carla are now touring entertainers.
  • Carla Duval, Norma's sister.
  • Mary Louise Weller of "Animal House".
  • Karla Conway, Dede Lind, and Lisa Baker, three ex-playmates (1966-67) recently reunited by Celebrity Sleuth Magazine.
  • Nathalie Delon, actress ex-wife of Alain Delon. The Delons and their bodyguard were involved in a much discussed relationship which ended with the bodyguard's unexplained death. Nathalie was also infamous for her dalliance with Richard Burton in the set of Bluebeard which resulted in a temporary separation between "Liz and Dick". Anybody know what she's doing today?
  • Michelle Bauer, one of the more famous Scream Queens.
  • Melissa Silver, another of the "Naked Horror" girls.
  • Maureen Flaherty of "Bikini Summer II". Bikini Summer is another one that needed a sequel to resolve the complex plot threads. Did you know that "II" was directed by Babylon 5's Jeff Conaway (Zack)? This was his first and, surprisingly, his last, despite the 11 Academy Awards, the critical acclaim, and $500 million at the Box Office. All kidding aside, he was a pretty recognizable star in the late 70's with "Taxi" and "Grease", and again in the 90's with "B5". In between, there were some lean years.
  • Ruby Honeycat. ???? I don't know. Nuc's notes say "Caress of the Vampire", and he definitely knows more about vampires than I do.
  • Marta Kristen. She was Judy on TV's "Lost in Space".
  • Mariangela Melato, who played in such notorious films as "To Forget Venice" and "Flash Gordon" (the one with Van Sydow in his second-silliest role, ranking just below the immortal hoser classic "Strange Brew").
  • One more of Mariangela.
  • Marushka Detmers in teh infamous "Devil in the Flesh". (It included an on-screen oral sex act performed by Miss Detmers). This scene is safer, but still pretty intense.
  • Saturday's Images (commentary by Scoopy Jr)
    Ming Na Wen
  • Kicking off today's vidcaps with fresh 'caps from Beercaps. From her appearance on Leno, here's Ming (Luckily, not of the merciless variety.)
  • More from Ming on Leno. These next three are closer scans that give us some pretty good cleavage.
  • Ming Na Wen on Leno #3.
  • Ming Na Wen on Leno #4. As a special bonus, a smirking George Clooney.
  • Vivian Wu
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO. I don't know this movie, but in all of these 'caps she's covered in various types of writing. I'm sure it's very symbolic but, as the kids today so eloquently put it, "whatever".
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #2. Of all these 'caps, two of them sorta stand out, this is the first. It's a little different because it contains both male and female frontal nudity.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #3.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #4. This is the second stand out in the crowd. I find it interesting to see the Lord's Prayer written in body paint all over a naked woman.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #5.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #6.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #7.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #8.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #9.
  • Vivian Wu from "The Pillow Book", by RDO #10.
  • From "Bikini Drive-in"
  • I guess summer is officially here! I can usually look for two indicators to notify me of the arrival of the season: 1.The excessive number of teens aimlessly wondering through the mall, and/or not shutting up at my local movie theatre. and 2. The sudden increase of Bikini movies at the video store! So here's our first offering, from "Bikini Drive-In", as 'capped by Helcrom. Starting with the our first busty bimbo, Michelle Bauer.
  • A close up of Michelle from the same movie, but by a different, unidentified 'capper.
  • Next from Helcrom, Sara Bellomo. I don't know how the AFI was able to choose the top 100 American movies of all time. How can you decide between "Bikini Hoe-Down", "Bikini Car Wash", and "Bikini Drive-In"?
  • Nikki Fritz, owner of possibly the most fake breasts in the industry. Well, at least in this movie anyway. But I must admit, it's hard to find a boob job that looks that plastic without calling in special effects wizards. And I don't think "Bikini Drive-In" had the budget to hire Rick Baker or Michael Westmore!
  • Becky Le Beau from "Bikini...". A nice collage with variety, including scans of her with and without clothes, and views from front and back.
  • And Finally from Helcrom, Ashlie Rhey from "Bikini Drive-In". I've seen a few of those "Bikini" flicks in my day, and normally I would guess that Ashlie is the official "good girl". I could be wrong, after all, I haven't seen this one, but in most of those movies you can always spot the "nice girl" because she has the smallest breasts, and never gets naked until the end.
  • Laura Dern
  • Here's Laura playing a drug addict from the movie "Citizen Ruth". Not much to these, but some great scans of her bum. Thanks to Crow for these vidcaps.
  • Laura Dern from "Citizen Ruth" #2.
  • Kimberly Kelley
  • WHAT? "Night Eyes" vidcaps without Andrew Stevens and Shannon Tweed?! I didn't think it could ever happen, but all things, even crappy erotic dramas must evolve. Maybe they realized that there are only so many times they can pull off the exact same plot with the exact same actors. So on to the next generation of security guards that sleep with their clients after installing a high tech security system. Here's the sexy blonde Kimberly Kelley, with a rather out of shape Casper Van Dien (before he was "famous").
  • Caper and Kelley in some close ups from their love scene.
  • Back out by the pool with some more great close ups.
  • Kelley doing her best Jenny McCarthy look, and in a love scene with someone else.