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                                                          * Blue
                                                          asterisk: not
                                                          mine. 
                                                          No
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                                                          probably
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                                          Hand of Pleasure
                                          1971
                                          
                                           
                                            Brainscan's
                                              comments:
 Grindhouse movies are like
                                              crab cakes: the best ones
                                              have only enough other
                                              stuff to hold together the
                                              main, tasty
                                              ingredient.  And for
                                              grindhouse movies the main
                                              ingredient is nekkid
                                              babes.  In that
                                              context, The Hand of
                                              Pleasure is a good movie
                                              of its sort.  The
                                              plot, if we might call it
                                              that, consists of very
                                              little more than briefly
                                              introducing a character or
                                              a situation before someone
                                              gal, somehow gets her
                                              clothes off.  In a
                                              bit more than an hour's
                                              running time, Hand gives
                                              us a seven-minute-long
                                              stripper performance (by
                                              the bovine Roxanne Brewer)
                                              and five lengthy
                                              sport-humping scenes by
                                              Maria Arnold, Wendy Winder
                                              and Terri Johnson. 
                                              Maria and Wendy do guys -
                                              they wind up killing two
                                              out of three by sucking
                                              the precious bodily fluids
                                              right out of them - and
                                              they do gals (they do
                                              Terri).  The guy they
                                              fail to kill is Terri's
                                              beau and, out of revenge
                                              or sheer survival
                                              instinct, he fucks them
                                              into a coma, or to death -
                                              the movie is not so clear
                                              on this point. 
                                              Terri's character is sort
                                              of, kind of odd, in that
                                              she starts out a
                                              professional sex worker
                                              but winds up (very
                                              quickly) romantically
                                              attached to her fella,
                                              which I suppose is as
                                              likely as winning the
                                              lottery or getting eaten
                                              by a grizzly bear and a
                                              regular bear on the same
                                              day.  No
                                              matter.  There is T
                                              and there is A and there
                                              is B and nothing else that
                                              happens gets in the
                                              way.  I should add
                                              that Terri and the guy
                                              playing her boyfriend
                                              clearly did the nasty for
                                              realsies at least
                                              once.  She's on top,
                                              grabs his johnson and
                                              positions the little fella
                                              so that in it goes. 
                                              No one bothered to edit it
                                              or hide it so you got to
                                              figure it was a calculated
                                              maneuver.  BTW, the
                                              title is the name of a
                                              character who wears a mask
                                              and likes to listen in as
                                              Maria and Wendy drain guys
                                              of the will to live; he
                                              does so by way of a
                                              listening device the NSA
                                              has probably tried out a
                                              time or two.
 
                                          Today: Part 4 - a long film
                                          clip featuring Maria
                                            Arnold, Wendy Winders, and
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                                                          Film/TV
                                                          clipsCaroline
                                                          Bourg in
                                                          Cent Pages
                                                          Blanches
                                                          (2013) in
                                                          1080p
                                                          
                                                            Julia-Maria
                                                          Koehler  in
                                                          GSG9 (s2e11;
                                                          2007)
                                                          
                                                          
                                                            Florentine
                                                          Lahme  in
                                                          the same
                                                          episode of
                                                          GSG9
                                                          
                                                             
                                                          The women of
                                                          Grave Danger
                                                          (2009; video)
                                                          
                                                          Jeane
                                                          Fournier 
                                                          in Chapter 27
                                                          (2007) in
                                                          1080p
                                                          
                                                              Sabine
                                                          Timoteo  in
                                                          Love Money
                                                          Love (2000)
                                                          
                                                              Alice
                                                          Krige  in
                                                          Sharpe's
                                                          Honour (1994)
                                                          in 1080p
                                                          
                                                             
                                                          middle aged Faye Dunaway  in
                                                          Barfly (1987)
                                                          
                                                             
                                                          younger Faye
                                                          Dunaway  in
                                                          Chinatown
                                                          (1974) in
                                                          1920x800 
                                                          
                                                          
                                                             
Pics/Collages  
                                                          Kristen
                                                          Connolly in
                                                          House of
                                                          Cards, episode
                                                          1
                                                          
                                                             
                                                          Hazel
                                                          Honeysuckle in
                                                          House of
                                                          Cards, episode
                                                          2
                                                          
                                                             
                                                          Hazel
                                                          Honeysuckle in
                                                          House of
                                                          Cards, episode
                                                          12
                                                          
                                                               
                                                          Kate Winslet
                                                          in Quills
                                                          
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