Gang, here's an update on Tuna's condition. If you'd like to get in touch with him, his email address is

My Condition...

It was the extreme shortness of breath that got my attention. I was admitted to the hospital in atrial fibrillation with a heart rate of 180. They rather quickly drained 1.4 liters of bloody fluid from my right lung. They have subjected me to dozens of tests, and ruled out many possible causes of this, but they still don't know what went wrong. I am still in atrial fibrillation, but with a heart rate under control using 3 drugs. I am home waiting for some of my medication to reach the proper level in my system, then I may have another hospital stay to try and convert my heart to normal rhythm.

I am able to spend some time at the computer, and am again reading my Email.


Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

1941 (1979):

Spielberg's only significant misfire. I wrote a rather long  review with some pictures, which is best read here.

The nudity scoop is brief but sort of interesting. The opening scene of 1941 is a very close copy/parody of the opening scene of Jaws, except that the midnight swimmer is disrupted by a Japanese submarine rather than a shark. In both movies, the skinny dipping swimmer with the voluptuous figure is played by the same actress: Susan Backlinie. (Swimming and diving stunt work was her specialty.)

  • Susan Backlinie (1, 2, 3)


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  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

It's an all "Hankster Light" today.

Once again we set the controls of the Time Machine back to 1974...this time to take a look at the marvelous Angie Dickinson in in the Drive-In classic, "Big Bad Mama"!

Angie bares it all in several scenes...including a love scene with Fun House hero, Bill Shatner! Never could figure how they got her to this one.

  • Angie Dickinson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

One our way back to the present, we stopped by 1975 for quick peek at Laura Gemser topless in 'Black Emanuelle".

  • Laura Gemser (1, 2, 3)

Finally today, we return to the present to enjoy some nice cleavage from Pamela Anderson & Jenny McCarthy in "Scary Movie 3".

  • Pamela Anderson & Jenny McCarthy (1, 2, 3, 4)

Crimson Ghost
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

A little bit of variety from the Ghost today...

First up, 'caps and vids of the husky-voiced Linda Fiorentino showing a little skin in two movies.

Here is Fiorentino topless, baring a bit of bum and showing off her legs in scenes from "The Last Seduction".

  • Linda Fiorentino 'caps (1, 2)
  • Linda Fiorentino zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3)

Here is Linda again, this time showing only partial side/rear breast views in scenes from "Liberty Stands Still" (2002).

Next up, some assorted video clips.

  • Missy Cleveland aka Amanda Cleveland (zipped .wmv). Here is the former Heffer (April '79) topless in a shower scene from the Brian De Palma film "Blow Out" (1981), starring John Travolta and Nancy Allen.

  • Paula Prentiss (zipped .wmv). Here she is going full fronatl in scenes from "Catch-22" (1970).

  • Heidi Sorenson (zipped .wmv). Another former Heffer baring her robo-big'uns on screen. The unusual factoid about this clip is that she did the Heff-mag thing 14 years before taking her top off for this love scene with C. Thomas Howell in "Suspect Device".

  • Sondra Locke (zipped .wmv), bares breast and bum as she is attacked by a bunch of bad guys in scenes from the Clint Eastwoond western, "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (1976).

Alexandra Maria Lara The Romanian actress looks lovely baring all 3 B's in scenes from the German Comedy/Drama "Nackt" (2002).

Franziska Walser Full frontal nudity from the German actress in scenes from "-trotzdem!".

Jana Schulz Going topless in a scene from the recently broadcast German TV version of "Othello".

Lisa-Marie Janke Also going topless in "Othello".

Nina Hoss Blindfolded with a bad neck tie, wearing a bag over her head, and sometimes even baring all 3 B's in another scene from "Nackt" aka "Naked".

Franziska Petri Brief breast and bush sightings as she lies nekkid in bed in a scene from "Midsommar Stories" (1999).

Jennifer Nitsch Topless in a scene from "Frauen lügen nicht" aka "Women Don't Lie" (1998).

Marion Mitterhammer Here is the Austrian actress showing a bit of the two frontal B's in a scene from "Böse Zellen" aka "Free Radicals" (2003).

Ursula Strauss Brief toplessness in another scene from "Böse Zellen".

Susan Sarandon
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

The Skin-man managed to get some 'caps of Sarandon's very brief toplessness in scenes from "Sweet Hearts Dance". The 1988 Drama also starred Don Johnson, Jeff Daniels and Elizabeth Perkins.

Pat Reeder
Pat's comments in yellow...

"DOG" Backwards Is "GOD!" - Scientists at Pittsburgh's Safar Center for Resuscitation Research made a major breakthrough: zombie dogs! They created a technique in which a dog's blood is drained and its veins refilled with ice-cold saline. Its heart, breathing and brain all stop, making it clinically dead. Three hours later, they replace the blood, give the dog an electric shock, and it comes back to life, perfectly normal and with no brain damage. They hope to do human tests within a few years.

  • The hard part: finding volunteers...CAREFUL!) So if you have any cold bitches you'd like to suggest.
  • They hope to start with some corporate CEOs who already have ice water in their veins.
  • They can also do it with a cat, nine times.
  • The dog is perfectly normal, except it won't eat anything but brains.
  • This just gave George Romero a great idea for a new "Benji" movie.

    Pot O' Gold - More than 500 economists, including conservative icon Milton Friedman, signed an open letter urging Congress to legalize marijuana and tax it. Citing a Harvard report on "The Budgetary Implications of Marijuana Prohibition," they said anti-pot laws have had little impact on usage, and most pot-related crimes are due to criminals battling over the trade because it's illegal. They said legalizing pot would save $7.7 billion a year on law enforcement. Plus, if it were taxed like booze or cigarettes, it would bring in $6.4 billion in revenues.

  • If it were taxed like cigarettes, it would cost more than it does now.
  • And just imagine the boom in the snack cake industry!
  • Cheech & Chong could start making movies again and save Hollywood!
  • This would free the police to pursue real criminals, like college kids who share music files.

    ThankYaVurryMuch! - The New York Post's Page Six reports that Russell Crowe may have trouble convincing jurors he wasn't aiming a phone at hotel concierge Nestor "Josh" Estrada. Two staffers who were there say Crowe berated Estrada over the phone because his long distance wasn't working. When Estrada muttered, "Whatever," Crowe said, "I'm coming down right now to kick your ass." He came to the desk, asked for Estrada, flung the phone at him, then picked up a ceramic vase and hurled that, too. Then he took a little bow like he'd finished a performance, and struck a karate pose. They say it was all caught on a security camera.

  • If they released that, it would make more money than "Cinderella Man."
  • The phone wasn't working, but at least the mini-bar was well-stocked.
  • The prosecution's biggest challenge: getting him tried as an adult.

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