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Pimp Primer

1970

This is a cross-over film that includes quite a few pornstars, including John Holmes.  The source material is a dust-and-scratches mess, just awful to work with.  True to its title, the movie has a pimp explain how to do his job, which seems to involve recruitment of his girlfriend (Sheri Jackson) and a waitress (Diane Clark) to do the girl-girl thing at a party. 

On the side of good reasons to watch all this is the amount of time spent exposing Sheri Jackson.  It's an apocryphal story, but British naturalist JBS Haldane responded to a question about what he learned of The Almighty in his studies of the natural world by saying, "He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." In that same vein, we can conclude the makers of Pimp Primer had an inordinate fondness for Sheri Jackson’s derriere.  In two scenes - one with a john

and a second with Diane Clark at the party

Sheri’s performance borders on the proctological.  

In another scene, where Sheri and Diane first get together, Sheri had her legs open for quite some time.

 

Only Sheri's first scene, with her boyfriend/pimp, is somewhat restrained.

 

Diane Clark’s one boy-girl scene is with the pimp.

That leaves us with the party.  In some state of undress are Sue Peters, who starts off in black panties,

and Donna Young, who starts off in white ones. 

And the star of the party is the exploitation legend, Uschi Digard. 

One amusing thing about the party is how the guys disrobe but manage to keep their manhoods hidden… except for John Holmes. His well-known tool makes an appearance even though one of the actresses has her leg in his lap.  There is an adult woman’s leg... draped over his lap... but her whole leg fails to conceal his member.  And I was thinking, if only I had a dime for every time that has happened to me.