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expanded
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asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
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OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe
version of
Other Crap in
real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
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Hand of Pleasure
1971
Brainscan's
comments:
Grindhouse movies are like
crab cakes: the best ones
have only enough other
stuff to hold together the
main, tasty
ingredient. And for
grindhouse movies the main
ingredient is nekkid
babes. In that
context, The Hand of
Pleasure is a good movie
of its sort. The
plot, if we might call it
that, consists of very
little more than briefly
introducing a character or
a situation before someone
gal, somehow gets her
clothes off. In a
bit more than an hour's
running time, Hand gives
us a seven-minute-long
stripper performance (by
the bovine Roxanne Brewer)
and five lengthy
sport-humping scenes by
Maria Arnold, Wendy Winder
and Terri Johnson.
Maria and Wendy do guys -
they wind up killing two
out of three by sucking
the precious bodily fluids
right out of them - and
they do gals (they do
Terri). The guy they
fail to kill is Terri's
beau and, out of revenge
or sheer survival
instinct, he fucks them
into a coma, or to death -
the movie is not so clear
on this point.
Terri's character is sort
of, kind of odd, in that
she starts out a
professional sex worker
but winds up (very
quickly) romantically
attached to her fella,
which I suppose is as
likely as winning the
lottery or getting eaten
by a grizzly bear and a
regular bear on the same
day. No
matter. There is T
and there is A and there
is B and nothing else that
happens gets in the
way. I should add
that Terri and the guy
playing her boyfriend
clearly did the nasty for
realsies at least
once. She's on top,
grabs his johnson and
positions the little fella
so that in it goes.
No one bothered to edit it
or hide it so you got to
figure it was a calculated
maneuver. BTW, the
title is the name of a
character who wears a mask
and likes to listen in as
Maria and Wendy drain guys
of the will to live; he
does so by way of a
listening device the NSA
has probably tried out a
time or two.
Today: Part 3 - Maria
Arnold and Wendy Winders
film clip, collages
below
Arnold
Winders
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